T-Shirt Creativity: 4,000 Pithy Quotations for Creating Your Personalized T-Shirt

 

T-Shirt Quotes A to Z
 

 

 T-Shirt Quotes A to Z

 

640K ought to be enough for anybody. William H. Gates
A #2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere. Joyce A. Myers
A am realistic -- I expect miracles. Wayne Dyer
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother. Mark Twain
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. Carl Sandburg
A bad man is worse when he pretends to be a saint. Francis Bacon
A barrier is of ideas, not of things. Mark Caine
A beautiful woman is a practical poet. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A belief is not true because it is useful. Henri Frederic Amiel
A belief may be larger than a fact. Vannevar Bush
A bigger bang for a buck. Charles E. Wilson
A bit of talcum / Is always walcum. Ogden Nash
A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma. Joyce A. Myers
A book is the only immortality. Rufus Choate
A book should be luminous not voluminous. Christian Nestell Bovee
A boy's story is the best that is ever told. Charles Dickens
A brain of feathers and a heart of lead. Alexander Pope
A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands. James Thurber
A business exists to create a customer. Peter Drucker
A career is born in public -- talent in privacy. Marilyn Monroe
A case of the tail dogging the wag. S. J. Perelman
A character is a completely fashioned will. Novalis
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A church debt is the devil's salary. Henry Ward Beecher
A city clerk, but gently born and bred. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
A civilization is always judged in its decline. Melvin Tolson
A committee is an animal with four back legs. John LeCarre
A compliment is verbal sunshine. Robert Orben
A concept is stronger than a fact. Charlotte Perkins Gilman
A confession has to be part of your new life. Ludwig Wittgenstein
A creative economy is the fuel of magnificence. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A critic is a legless man who teaches running. Channing Pollock
A critic is a louse in the locks of literature. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in. Frederick the Great
A day may sink or save a realm. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
A daydream is an evasion. Thomas Merton
A dead end street is a good place to turn around. Naomi Judd
A decent boldness ever meets with friends. Homer
A deed without a name. William Shakespeare
A dog wags its tail with its heart. Martin Buxbaum
A fat kitchen, a lean will. Benjamin Franklin
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts. St. Jerome
A fat person lives shorter but eats longer. Stanislaw J. Lec
A feeble body weakens the mind. Jean Jacques Rousseau
A field cannot well be seen from within the field. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A fool and her money are soon courted. Helen Rowland
A forte always makes a foible. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A friend in power is a friend lost. Henry Brooks Adams
A friend is a lot of things, but a critic isn't. Bern Williams
A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. Abraham Lincoln
A full mind is an empty bat. Branch Rickey
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. Lana Turner
A goal is a dream with a deadline. Napoleon Hill
A goal properly set is halfway reached. Zig Ziglar
A good book is the purest essence of a human soul. Thomas Carlyle
A good composer does not imitate, he steals. Igor Stravinsky
A good conscience is a continual Christmas. Benjamin Franklin
A good conscience is a continual feast. Francis Bacon
A good example is far better than a good precept. Dwight L. Moody
A good indignation brings out all one's powers. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A good model can advance fashion by ten years. Yves Saint Laurent
A good orator is pointed and impassioned. Marcus Tullius Cicero
A good picture is equivalent to a good deed. Vincent Van Gogh
A good system shortens the road to the goal. Orison Swett Marden
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. Louis Nizer
A grain of poetry suffices to season a century. Jose Marti
A great man is always willing to be little. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A great ship asks deep water. George Herbert
A great speech is literature. Peggy Noonan
A hair divides what is false and true. Omar Khayyam
A half-truth is usually less than half of that. Bern Williams
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. Evan Esar
A happy bridesmaid makes a happy bride. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
A hard beginning maketh a good ending. John Heywood
A healthy hatred of scoundrels. Thomas Carlyle
A hero is one who does what he can. Romain Rolland
A hero is someone right who doesn't change. George Foreman
A highly geological home-made cake. Charles Dickens
A historian is a prophet in reverse. Friedrich von Schlegel
A hit, a very palpable hit. William Shakespeare
A Hospital is no place to be sick. Samuel Goldwyn
A house divided against itself cannot stand. Abraham Lincoln
A hungry dog hunts best. Lee Trevino
A joke's a very serious thing. Charles Churchill
A jug fills drop by drop. Buddha
A kiss may ruin a human life. Oscar Wilde
A lady is known by the product she endorses. Ogden Nash
A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market. Charles Lamb
A law is not a law without coercion behind it. James A. Garfield
A lawyer's advice is his stock and trade. Abraham Lincoln
A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit. George Herbert
A learned man is an idler who kills time by study. George Bernard Shaw
A letter does not blush. Marcus Tullius Cicero
A literary man - with a wooden leg. Charles Dickens
A little fact is worth a whole limbo of dreams. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A little of what you fancy does you good. Marie Lloyd
A little too wise, they say, do ne'er live long. Thomas Middleton
A loafer always has the correct time. Kin Hubbard
A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost. Ferdinand Foch
A lot of what acting is paying attention. Robert Redford
A louse in the locks of literature. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
A loving heart is the truest wisdom. Charles Dickens
A man can do all things if he but wills them. Leon Battista Alberti
A man convinced against his will is not convinced. Laurence J. Peter
A man from hell is not afraid of hot ashes. Dorothy Gilman
A man in the house is worth two in the street. Mae West
A man is always better than he thinks. Woody Hayes
A man is known by the company his mind keeps. Thomas Bailey Aldrich
A man is known by the silence he keeps. Oliver Herford
A man is not completely born until he be dead. Benjamin Franklin
A man is related to all nature. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man is the origin of his action. Aristotle
A man is what he thinks about all day long. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man of courage is also full of faith. Marcus Tullius Cicero
A man possesses talent; genius possesses the man. Isaac Stern
A man sits as many risks as he runs. Henry David Thoreau
A man's errors are what make him amiable. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
A man's library is a sort of harem. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A mask tells us more than a face. Oscar Wilde
A matter that becomes clear ceases to concern us. Friedrich Nietzsche
A mere scholar, a mere ass. Robert Burton
A minute's success pays the failure of years. Robert Browning
A mistake is simply another way of doing things. Katharine Graham
A mixture of a lie doth ever add pleasure. Francis Bacon
A moment's thinking is an hour in words. Thomas Hood
A morsel for a monarch. William Shakespeare
A mother who is really a mother is never free. Honore de Balzac
A nickel isn't worth a dime today. Yogi Berra
A paranoiac. . . like a poet, is born, not made. Luis Bunuel
A peaceful man does more good than a learned one. Pope John XXIII
A perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. George Bernard Shaw
A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air. Walter Winchell
A physician is nothing but a consoler of the mind. Petronius Arbiter
A picture is a model of reality. Ludwig Wittgenstein
A pilgrim is a wanderer with purpose. Peace Pilgrim
A place for everything, everything in its place. Benjamin Franklin
A play visibly represents pure existing. Thornton Wilder
A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. Robert Frost
A poem should not mean - But be. Archibald MacLeish
A poet can survive everything but a misprint. Oscar Wilde
A poet is a professional maker of verbal objects. W. H. Auden
A poet is the mere wastepaper of mankind. Benjamin Franklin
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck. James A. Garfield
A primitive artist is an amateur whose work sells. Grandma Moses
A problem well stated is a problem half solved. Charles Kettering
A proverb is good sense brought to a point. John Morley
A proverb is one man's wit and all men's wisdom. John Russell
A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. Francis Bacon
A religious life is a struggle and not a hymn. Anne Louise Germaine de Stael
A riot is the language of the unheard. Martin Luther King, Jr.
A root is a flower that disdains fame. Kahlil Gibran
A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow. Charlotte Bronte
A sage is the instructor of a hundred ages. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A salad is not a meal. It is a style. Fran Lebowitz
A shilling life will give you all the facts. W. H. Auden
A short saying oft contains much wisdom. Sophocles
A single word often betrays a great design. Jean Racine
A sister is both your mirror -- and your opposite. Elizabeth Fishel
A small leak can sink a great ship Benjamin Franklin
A smile abroad is often a scowl at home. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles. William Shakespeare
A solitary laugh is often a laugh of superiority. Graham Henry Greene
A song is a poem set to music. Tom T. Hall
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. Susan Griffin
A strenuous soul hates cheap success. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A tavern chair is the throne of human felicity. Samuel Johnson
A theory must be tempered with reality. Jawaharlal Nehru
A thick skin is a gift from God. Konrad Adenauer
A thought is an idea in transit. Pythagoras
A tie is like kissing your sister. Duffy Daugherty
A traitor is everyone who does not agree with me. George III
A truth looks freshest in the fashions of the day. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
A vast, vamped future, old, revived new piece. Alexander Pope
A very unclubable man. Samuel Johnson
A vow is a snare for sin. Samuel Johnson
A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life. Oscar Wilde
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. Samuel Goldwyn
A winner never stops trying. Tom Landry
A winner never whines. Paul Brown
A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. Jack Herbert
A wise man thinks what is easy is difficult. John Churton Collins
A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits. Alexander Pope
A woman is as young as her knees. Mary Quant
A woman must be a genius to create a good husband. Honore de Balzac
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. Cynthia Heimel
A woman should be an illusion. Ian Fleming
A woman who is loved always has success. Vicki Baum
A word after a word after a word is power. Margaret Atwood
A Wounded deer - leaps highest. Emily Dickinson
A yawn is a silent shout. G. K. Chesterton
Ability is nothing without opportunity. Napoleon Bonaparte
Ability is of little account without opportunity. Napoleon Bonaparte
Ability without honor is useless. Marcus Tullius Cicero
ABRIDGE, v.t. To shorten. Ambrose Bierce
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Thomas Haynes Bayly
Absence of proof is not proof of absence. Michael Crichton
Abstract painting is abstract. It confronts you. Jackson Pollock
Accept your genius and say what you think. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Accomplishments have no color. Leontyne Price
ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution. Ambrose Bierce
Acorns were good until bread was found. Francis Bacon
Acquaintance lessens fame. Claudius
Act well your part; there all honor lies. Alexander Pope
Acting is a form of confusion. Tallulah Bankhead
Acting is not my language at all. Mikhail Baryshnikov
Acting is the ability to dream on cue. Ralph Richardson
Acting is the perfect idiot's profession. Katharine Hepburn
Action conquers fear. Peter Nivio Zarlenga
Action cures fear, inaction creates terror. Doug Horton
Action is the antidote to despair. Joan Baez
Action makes more fortune than caution. Luc De Clapiers
ACTUALLY, adv. Perhaps; possibly. Ambrose Bierce
ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth. Ambrose Bierce
Admiration is the daughter of ignorance. Benjamin Franklin
Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. Carol Burnett
Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience. Ralph Waldo Emerson
ADORE, v.t. To venerate expectantly. Ambrose Bierce
Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century. Marshall McLuhan
Adultery is the application of democracy to love. H. L. Mencken
Adults are obsolete children. Dr. Seuss
Advantage is a better soldier than rashness. William Shakespeare
Adventure is not outside a man; it is within. Ray Stannard Baker [David Grayson]
Adventure is the champagne of life. G. K. Chesterton
Adventure is worthwhile in itself. Amelia Earhart
Adversity makes men wise but not rich. John Ray
Adversity reveals genius, prosperity conceals it. Horace
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission. Fred Allen
Advertising is legalized lying. H. G. Wells
Advertising is the very essence of democracy. Bruce Barton
ADVICE, n. The smallest current coin. Ambrose Bierce
Affluence means influence. Jack London
After it, follow it, /  Follow The Gleam. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. Bette Midler
Against boredom the gods themselves fight in vain. Friedrich Nietzsche
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. Mark Twain
Agitation is the atmosphere of the brains. Wendell Phillips
Ah, if I were not king, I should lose my temper. Louis XIV
Ah, why? Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Aim for the highest. / Should life all labour be? Andrew Carnegie
AIM, n. The task we set our wishes to. Ambrose Bierce
Ain't I volatile? Charles Dickens
All a poet can do today is warn. Wilfred Owen
All along the valley, stream that flashest white. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
All art is concerned with coming into being. Aristotle
All Art is quite useless. Oscar Wilde
All art is quite useless. So is a flower. Oscar Wilde
All autobiography is self-indulgent. Daphne DuMaurier
All bad precedents began as justifiable measures. Julius Caesar
All beliefs are bald ideas. Francis Picabia
All bravery stands on comparisons. Francis Bacon
All colours will agree in the dark. Francis Bacon
All crowd, who foremost shall be damned to fame. Alexander Pope
All diseases run into one, old age. Ralph Waldo Emerson
All gardening is landscape painting. Alexander Pope
All genius is a conquering of chaos and mystery. Otto Weininger
All good things are cheap: all bad are very dear. Henry David Thoreau
All great men come out of the middle classes. Ralph Waldo Emerson
All great peoples are conservative. Thomas Carlyle
All great truths begin as blasphemies. George Bernard Shaw
All I know is just what I read in the papers. Will Rogers
All is but lip-wisdom which wants experience. Philip Sidney
All is not gold that glitters. David Garrick
All kings is mostly rapscallions. Mark Twain
All literature is gossip. Truman Capote
All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold. John Lyly
All men are creative but few are artists. Paul Goodman
All men by nature desire knowledge. Aristotle
All millionaires love a baked apple. Ronald Firbank
All money is a matter of belief. Adam Smith
All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients. Ralph Waldo Emerson
All my possessions for a moment of time. Elizabeth I
All necessary truth is its own evidence. Ralph Waldo Emerson
All objects lose by too familiar a view. John Dryden
All of life is a dispute over taste and tasting. Friedrich Nietzsche
All of the men on my staff can type. Bella Abzug
All of us need to grow continuously in our lives. Les Brown
All places are distant from heaven alike. Robert Burton
All poets are mad. Robert Burton
All problems are finally scientific problems. George Bernard Shaw
All progress means war with society. George Bernard Shaw
All promise outruns performance. Ralph Waldo Emerson
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice. Brendan Behan
All quitters are good losers. Bob Zuppke
All rising to great places is by a winding stair. Francis Bacon
All slang is metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry. G. K. Chesterton
All that I know I learned after I was thirty. Georges Clemenceau
All the fun's in how you say a thing. Robert Frost
All the great ages have been ages of belief. Ralph Waldo Emerson
All the great speakers were bad speaker at first. Ralph Waldo Emerson
All the modern inconveniences. Mark Twain
All the wonders you seek are within yourself. Thomas Browne
All the world loves a good loser. Kin Hubbard
All things are difficult before they are easy. Thomas Fuller
All things come to him who waits -- even justice. Austin O'Malley
All those men have their price. Robert Walpole
All truly great thoughts are conceived by walking. Friedrich Nietzsche
All universal moral principles are idle fancies. Marquis de Sade
All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. Aristotle
All war represents a failure of diplomacy. Tony Benn
All warfare is based on deception. Sun Tzu [Wu]
All we ask is to be let alone. Jefferson Davis
All wonder is the effect of novelty on ignorance. Samuel Johnson
All words are pegs to hang ideas on. Henry Ward Beecher
All would live long, but none would be old. Benjamin Franklin
All you need for a movie is a gun and a girl. Jean-Luc Godard
ALONE, adj. In bad company. Ambrose Bierce
Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. Euripides
Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it. Irene Peter
Always be smarter than the people who hire you. Lena Horne
Always do what you are afraid to do. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Always keep learning. It keeps you young. Patty Berg
Am in Birmingham. Where ought I to be? G. K. Chesterton
Amateurs hope, professionals work. Garson Kanin
Amateurs hope. Professionals work. Garson Kanin
Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. Elvis Presley
Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. Oscar Wilde
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff. William Shakespeare
America faces a new race that has awakened. E. Franklin Frazier
America is a country of young men. Ralph Waldo Emerson
America is too great for small dreams. Ronald Reagan
Among mortals second thoughts are wisest. Euripides
An annuity is a very serious business. Jane Austen
An answer is always a form of death. John Fowles
An artist has no home in Europe except in Paris. Friedrich Nietzsche
An artist's career always begins tomorrow. James McNeill Whistler
An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. George Bernard Shaw
An egg boiled very soft is not unwholesome. Jane Austen
An empire is an immense egotism. Ralph Waldo Emerson
An ethical man is a Christian holding four aces. Mark Twain
An expert is a damn fool a long way from home. Carl Sandburg
An honest man's the noblest work of God. Alexander Pope
An honest tale speeds best being plainly told. William Shakespeare
An idea is salvation by imagination. Frank Lloyd Wright
An imitation rough diamond. Margot Asquith
An injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere. Samuel Johnson
An investment in knowledge pays the best interest. Benjamin Franklin
An old young man, will be a young old man. Benjamin Franklin
An once of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition. Michael Korda
An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. Friedrich Engels
And everything else is just literature Paul Verlaine
And gain is gain, however small. Robert Browning
And here is my heart which beats only for you. Paul Verlaine
And love th' offender, yet detest th' offence. Alexander Pope
And now, I am dying beyond my means. Oscar Wilde
And our dreams are who we are. Barbara Sher
And took for truth the test of ridicule. George Crabbe
And what he greatly thought, he nobly dared. Homer
And when like her, O Saki, you shall pass. Edward Fitzgerald
And wit's the noblest frailty of the mind. Thomas Shadwell
Angels rush in when fools are almost dead. Rudolph Fisher
Anger is a signal, and one worth listening to. Harriet Lerner
Another weaver of black dreams has gone. Etheridge Knight
Anticipate charity by preventing poverty. Maimonides
Any excuse will serve a tyrant. Aesop
Any game you play, you got to lose sometime. Roy Acuff
Any ritual is an opportunity for transformation. Starhawk
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked. Yogi Berra
Anything we fully do is an alone journey. Natalie Goldberg
Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly. Gypsy Rose Lee
APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom. Ambrose Bierce
Appearances are often deceiving. Aesop
Applaud friends, the comedy is over. Ludwig van Beethoven
Applause is a receipt, not a bill. Artur Schnabel
Applause waits on success. Benjamin Franklin
Architecture begins where engineering ends. Walter Gropius
Architecture is the art of how to waste space. Philip Johnson
Are we having fun yet? Carol Burnett
Are you green and growing or ripe and rotting? Ray Kroc
Are you looking for a Negro who won't fight back? Jackie Robinson
Arguments derived from probabilities are idle. Plato
Art alone has kept her covenant with democracy. William Stanley Braithwaite
Art is a form of catharsis. Dorothy Parker
Art is a kind of illness. Giacomo Puccini
Art is either plagiarism or revolution. Paul Gauguin
Art is I; science is we. Claude Bernard
Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. Georges Braque
Art is man added to nature. Francis Bacon
Art is man's expression of his joy in labour. William Morris
Art is man's nature: Nature is God's art. Philip James Bailey
Art is right reason in the doing of work. Thomas Aquinas
Art is the objectification of feeling. Suzanne K. Langer
Art is the path of the creator to his work. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Art is the signature of civilization. Beverly Sills
Art is the triumph over chaos. John Cheever
Art must take reality by surprise. Francoise Sagan
Art never expresses anything but itself. Oscar Wilde
Art raises its head where creeds relax. Friedrich Nietzsche
As a rule, I always look for what others ignore. Marshall McLuhan
As good be out of the world as out of the fashion. Colley Cibber
As hard as the nails on a crucifix. Clive Barnes
As I walked through the wilderness of this world. John Bunyan
As is our confidence, so is our capacity. William Hazlitt
As knowledge increases, wonder deepens. Charles Morgan
As long as one keeps searching, the answers come. Joan Baez
As our case is new, we must think and act anew. Abraham Lincoln
As soon as there is life there is danger. Ralph Waldo Emerson
As soon as you have made a thought, laugh at it. Lao-Tzu
As the arteries grow hard, the heart grows soft. H. L. Mencken
As to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out. Mark Twain
As you believe, so it is for you. Richard Bach
As you have sown so shall you reap. Marcus Tullius Cicero
As you think, so shall you become. Bruce Lee
Ask the gods nothing excessive. Aeschylus
Ask with urgency and passion. A. J. Balfour
Aspire rather to be a hero than merely appear one. Baltasar Gracian
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. George Bernard Shaw
Assassination: the extreme form of censorship. George Bernard Shaw
At all times it is better to have a method. Mark Caine
At ev'ry word a reputation dies. Alexander Pope
At Flores in the Azores Sir Richard Grenville lay. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
At seventy-seven it is time to be in earnest. Samuel Johnson
At the moment of death I hope to be surprised. Ivan Illich
Attitudes are more important than facts. Karl A. Menninger
Authority forgets a dying king. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Avarice is always poor. Samuel Johnson
Avoid popularity if you would have peace. Abraham Lincoln
Bad art is a great deal worse than no art at all. Oscar Wilde
Bad literature . . . is a form of treason. Joseph Brodsky
Bad manners make a journalist. Oscar Wilde
Bad men are full of repentance. Aristotle
Bankers are just like everyone else only richer. Ogden Nash
Barbarous experiment, barbarous hexameters. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Barkis is willin'. Charles Dickens
Baseball is a game of inches. Branch Rickey
Be always sure you are right - then go ahead. Davy Crockett
Be an opener of doors. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Be aware that rigidity imprisons. Madeleine L'Engle
Be blind. Be stupid. Be British. Be careful. Virginia Graham
Be brave if you lose and meek if you win. Harvey Penick
Be careful what you choose. You may get it. Colin Powell
Be careful what you swallow. Chew! Gwendolyn Brooks
Be careful: they have arms, and no alternatives. Ryszard Kapuscinski
Be different, stand out, and work your butt off. Reba McEntire
Be good and you will be lonesome. Mark Twain
Be larger than your task. Orison Swett Marden
Be not deceived. Revolutions do not go backward. Abraham Lincoln
Be not solitary, be not idle. Robert Burton
Be not the slave of Words. Thomas Carlyle
Be obscure clearly. E. B. White
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. Benjamin Franklin
Be sure of it; give me the ocular proof. William Shakespeare
Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. Henry David Thoreau
Be virtuous and you will be eccentric. Mark Twain
Be wisely worldly, but not worldly wise. Francis Quarles
Be yourself. The world worships the original. Ingrid Bergman
Beauty and wisdom make a rare conjunction. Petronius Arbiter
Beauty comes in all sizes-not just size 5. Roseanne Barr
Beauty is God's trademark in creation. Henry Ward Beecher
Beauty is in the heart of the beholder. Al Bernstein
Beauty is not caused. It is. Emily Dickinson
Beauty is the gift of God. Aristotle
Beauty is the pilot of the young soul. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Beauty is the purgation of superfluities. Michelangelo
Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant. Doug Horton
Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Because he spills his seed on the ground. Dorothy Parker
Because you're mine / I walk the line. Johnny Cash
Become a fixer, not just a fixture. Anthony J. D'Angelo
Before beginning, plan carefully. Marcus Tullius Cicero
BEFRIEND, v.t. To make an ingrate. Ambrose Bierce
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter. St. Jerome
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Louis Brandeis
Behind every fortune there is a crime. Honore de Balzac
Behold a man raised up by Christ. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Being is the great explainer. Henry David Thoreau
Being oppressed means the absence of choices. bell hooks
Believe in something larger than yourself. Barbara Bush
Believe one who has tried it. Virgil
Believing where we cannot prove. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! George Eliot
Better never than late. George Bernard Shaw
Better not be at all than not be noble. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Better pointed bullets than pointed words. Otto von Bismarck
Better to be disliked than pitied. Abba Eban
Better to be without logic than without feeling. Charlotte Bronte
Better to love amiss than nothing to have loved. George Crabbe
Between friends there is no need of justice. Aristotle
Beware of losing what isn't in your head. John Cage
Beware of the man whose god is in the skies. George Bernard Shaw
Beware the fury of a patient man. John Dryden
Beware the hobby that eats. Benjamin Franklin
Bewitched is half of everything. Nelly Sachs
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. Christopher Morley
Bigamy: Only crime where two rites make a wrong. Bob Hope
Biography is one of the new terrors of death. John Arbuthnot
Biography should be written by an acute enemy. A. J. Balfour
Biology transcends society. Jessie Redmon Fauset
Blame is for God and small children. Dustin Hoffman
Blame is safer than praise. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Blessed barrier between day and day. William Wordsworth
Blood alone moves the wheels of history. Benito Mussolini
Blows are sarcasms turned stupid. George Eliot
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel. Jimi Hendrix
Boldness be my friend! William Shakespeare
Boldness can mask great fear. Marcus Annaeus Lucanus
Boldness is a child of ignorance. Francis Bacon
Boldness is an ill-keeper of promise. Francis Bacon
Books are for nothing but to inspire. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Books are funny little portable pieces of thought. Susan Sontag
Books are not men and yet they stay alive. Stephen Vincent Benet
Books succeed, and lives fail. Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Books will speak plain when counsellors blanch. Francis Bacon
Boring people are a reflection of boring people. Doug Horton
Born to be wild -- live to outgrow it. Doug Horton
Boundless risk must pay for boundless gain. William Morris
Boys don't make passes at female smart-asses. Letty Cottin Pogrebin
Brave men are brave from the very first. Pierre Corneille
Bravery has no place where it can avail nothing. Samuel Johnson
Breed is stronger than pasture. George Eliot
Brevity is a great charm of eloquence. Marcus Tullius Cicero
Brevity is the body and soul of wit. Jean Paul
Brevity is the soul of lingerie. Dorothy Parker
Brother, I am too old to go again to my travels. Charles II
Buddhism is not a creed, it is a doubt. G. K. Chesterton
Business is other people's money. Delphine de Girardin
Busy opinion is an idle fool. John Ford
But Hope, the charmer, linger'd still behind. Thomas Campbell
But I have a go, lady, don't I? Pave a go. I do. John Osborne
But I was born to other things. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
But lo! men have become the tools of their tools. Henry David Thoreau
But the shortest works are always the best. Jean de la Fontaine
Buying is a profound pleasure. Simone de Beauvoir
By blood a king, in heart a clown. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. Benjamin Franklin
By indignities men come to dignities. Francis Bacon
By indirections find directions out. William Shakespeare
By words the mind is winged. Aristophanes
By working hard, you get to play hard guilt-free. Jim Rohn
Calculation never made a hero. John Henry Newman
Call no man happy till he is dead. Aeschylus
CALUMNUS, n. A graduate of the School for Scandal. Ambrose Bierce
Canada was built on dead beavers. Margaret Atwood
Candy / Is dandy, / But Liquor, / Is quicker. Ogden Nash
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines. Stanislaw J. Lec
Capital isn't scarce; vision is. Sam Walton
Cast your cares on God; that anchor holds. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work. Ambrose Bierce
Cease to be a drudge, seek to be an artist. Mary McLeod Bethune
Certainties are arrived at only on foot. Antonio Porchia
Chamber music -- a conversation between friends. Catherine Drinker Bowen
Change begets change. Nothing propagates so fast. Charles Dickens
Change is such hard work. Billy Crystal
Change is the one thing we can be sure of. Naomi Judd
Change your thoughts, and you change your world. Norman Vincent Peale
Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. Henry Brooks Adams
Character fashions fate. Cornelius Nepos
Character is simply habit long continued. Plutarch
Character is that which can do without success. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Character is what you are in the dark. Dwight L. Moody
Character, not circumstances, makes the man. Booker T. Washington
Charity creates a multitude of sins. Oscar Wilde
Charity is no substitute for justice withheld. Saint Augustine
Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul. Alexander Pope
Check enclosed. Dorothy Parker
Cheese -- milk's leap forward to immortality. Clifton Fadiman
Cherish your wilderness. Maxine Kumin
Chess is life. Bobby Fischer
Child, when hard luck fall it just keep fallin'. Alice Childress
Children always turn to the light. David Hare
Children reinvent your world for you. Susan Sarandon
Christianity makes suffering contagious. Friedrich Nietzsche
Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world. Jean-Luc Godard
Circumstances beyond my individual control. Charles Dickens
Clean up your own mess. Robert Fulghum
Clean your finger before you point at my spots. Benjamin Franklin
Cleave ever to the sunnier side of doubt. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Clever men are good, but they are not the best. Thomas Carlyle
Cleverness is not wisdom. Euripides
Close thy Byron; open thy Goethe. Thomas Carlyle
Coercion. The unpardonable crime. Dorothy Miller Richardson
Cogito ergo spud." /  [I think, therefore I yam] Herb Caen
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. Robert Frost
College isn't the place to go for ideas. Helen Keller
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously. Noam Chomsky
Come live in my heart and pay no rent. Samuel Lover
Come then, expressive silence, muse His praise. James Thomson
Come, gentle Spring! ethereal Mildness! come. James Thomson
Comedy is acting out optimism. Robin Williams
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. Peter Ustinov
Comedy is tragedy plus time. Carol Burnett
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty. Steve Martin
Comic vision often leads to serious solutions. Malcolm Kushner
Commit a crime, and the earth is made of glass. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Common sense is as rare as genius. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Common sense is genius in homespun. Alfred North Whitehead
Common sense is in medicine the master workman. Peter Mere Latham
Common Sense is not so common. Voltaire
Common sense is the wick of the candle. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Common sense is very uncommon. Horace Greeley
Common sense often makes good law. William O. Douglas
Comparison is a death knell to sibling harmony. Elizabeth Fishel
Compassion is no substitute for justice. Rush Limbaugh
COMPULSION, n. The eloquence of power. Ambrose Bierce
Conceit is God's gift to little men. Bruce Barton
Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear. Jerome K. Jerome
Concentrate, don't embroider. Spencer Tracy
Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. Jack Nicklaus
CONGRATULATION, n. The civility of envy. Ambrose Bierce
Conquer but don't triumph. Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
Conscience is a man's compass. Vincent Van Gogh
Conscience is the perfect interpreter of life. Karl Barth
Conscience makes egotists of us all. Oscar Wilde
Conscience without judgment is superstition. Benjamin Whichcote
Conscience: self-esteem with a halo. Irving Layton
Consistency is the foundation of virtue. Francis Bacon
Constant repetition carries conviction. Robert Collier
Continually strive to improve yourself. Anthony J. D'Angelo
Controlled time is our true wealth. Richard Buckminster Fuller
Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food. Alfred Hitchcock
Conviction without experience makes for harshness. Flannery O'Connor
Convincing yourself doesn't win an argument. Robert Half
Country music belongs to America. Bill Monroe
Courage is one step ahead of fear. Coleman Young
Courage without conscience is a wild beast. Robert G. Ingersoll
Craft is common both to skill and deceit. Winston Churchill
Create Demand. Charles Revson
Create your own constituency of the infuriated. William Safire
Credentials are not the same as accomplishments. Robert Half
Creditors have better memories than debtors. Benjamin Franklin
Crimes, like virtues, are their own rewards. George Farquhar
Criticism is prejudice made plausible. H. L. Mencken
Criticism should be a casual conversation. W. H. Auden
Criticize the act, not the person. Mary Kay Ash
Critics don't buy records. They get 'em free. Nat King Cole
Critics? I love every bone in their heads. Eugene O'Neill
CUI BONO? [Latin] What good would that do "me"? Ambrose Bierce
Cultivated leisure is the aim of man. Oscar Wilde
Culture is not a biologically transmitted complex. Ruth Benedict
Culture is one thing and varnish is another. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Culture is the arts elevated to a set of beliefs. Thomas Wolfe
Cunning . . . is but the low mimic of wisdom. Henry St. John Bolingbroke
Cunning is a sinister or crooked wisdom. Francis Bacon
Cunning is strength withheld. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cure the disease and kill the patient. Francis Bacon
Curiosity is free-wheeling intelligence. Alistair Cooke
Curiosity is lying in wait for every secret. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning. William A. Ward
Curse on all laws, but those that love has made. Alexander Pope
Custom is the principal magistrate of man's life. Francis Bacon
Custom will reconcile people to any atrocity. George Bernard Shaw
Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia. H. G. Wells
Cynicism is intellectual treason. Norman Cousins
Damn the age. I'll write for antiquity. Charles Lamb
Dance is about never-ending aspiration. Judith Jamison
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. Martha Graham
Dancing is a sweat job. Fred Astaire
Dandyism is. . . a variety of genius. William Hazlitt
Danger is the spur of all great minds. George Chapman
Dare to be honest and fear no labor. Robert Burns
Dare to be wrong and to dream. Friedrich von Schiller
David should have killed Goliath with a harp. Stanislaw J. Lec
DAWN, n. The time when men of reason go to bed. Ambrose Bierce
Dead birds don't fall out of their nests. Winston Churchill
Dear damned distracting town. Alexander Pope
Death comes along like a gas bill one can't pay. Anthony Burgess
Death is an acquired trait. Woody Allen
Death is feared as birth is forgotten. Doug Horton
Death is my neighbour now. Edith Evans
Death is the final wake-up call. Doug Horton
Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. W. H. Auden
Death mattered not -- It was a mere puncutation Nathan Huggins
DEATH, n. To stop sinning suddenly. Ambrose Bierce
Decency is Indecency's conspiracy of silence. George Bernard Shaw
Decision making is the specific executive task. Peter Drucker
Deeds, not words. John Fletcher
Deep down, I'm pretty superficial. Ava Gardner
Deep versed in books and shallow in himself. John Milton
Defeat has its lessons as well as victory. Patrick Buchanan
DEFENCELESS, adj. Unable to attack. Ambrose Bierce
Defer no time, delays have dangerous ends. William Shakespeare
Delay breeds fear. Jessamyn West
Delay is the deadliest form of denial. C. Northcote Parkinson
Delicacy is to love what grace is to beauty. Francoise d'Aubigne de Maintenon
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. Mark Twain
Deserve your dream. Octavio Paz
Desire is proof of the availability... Robert Collier
Despair ruins some, presumption many. Benjamin Franklin
Dialogue more tame than Wilde. Clive Barnes
Diaper backward spells repaid.  Think about it. Marshall McLuhan
Dictators never invent their own opportunities. Richard Buckminster Fuller
Did anyone ever have a boring dream? Ralph Hodgson
Die and endow a college or a cat. Alexander Pope
Die of a rose in aromatic pain? Alexander Pope
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. Joan Rivers
Differences challenge assumptions. Anne Wilson Schaef
Difficulties mastered are opportunities won. Winston Churchill
Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. Edward R. Murrow
Diplomats were invented simply to waste time. David Lloyd George
Disco is just jitterbug. Fred Astaire
Discretion is not the better part of biography. Lytton Strachey
Disease is the retribution of outraged Nature. Hosea Ballou
Distance is a great promoter of admiration! Denis Diderot
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. Henry David Thoreau
Do good by stealth, and blush to find it fame. Alexander Pope
Do not fear mistakes -- there are none. Miles Davis
Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. Jean Jacques Rousseau
Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed. George Bernard Shaw
Do the next thing. John Wanamaker
Do unto others, then run. Benny Hill
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Aleister Crowley
Do what we can, summer will have its flies. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do you want to be successful? Nurture your talent. Tennessee Ernie Ford
Do your duty, and leave the rest to heaven. Pierre Corneille
Dogmatism is puppyism come to its full growth. Douglas Jerrold
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time. Robert Byrne
Doing beats stewing. Arnold Glasow
Done to death by slanderous tongues. William Shakespeare
Don't be a blueprint. Be an original. Roy Acuff
Don't be afraid to fall flat on your face. Eddy Arnold
Don't be against things so much as for things. Harland Sanders
Don't be an agnostic--be something. Robert Frost
Don't be 'consistent,' but be simply true. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Don't be too proud to take lessons. I'm not. Jack Nicklaus
Don't clap too hard -- it's a very old building. John Osborne
Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got. Janis Joplin
Don't count your chickens before they are hatched. Aesop
Don't fear change, embrace it. Anthony J. D'Angelo
Don't fight forces, use them. Richard Buckminster Fuller
Don't follow trends, start trends. Frank Capra
Don't forget to duck! Patricia Neal
Don't give advice unless you're asked. Amy Strum Alcott
Don't go through life, grow through life. Eric Butterworth
Don't let other people tell you what you want. Pat Riley
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today! Will Rogers
Don't mistake activity for achievement. John Wooden
Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. H. L. Mencken
Don't play the saxophone. Let it play you. Charlie Parker
Don't play what's there, play what's not there. Miles Davis
Don't reinvent the wheel, just realign it. Anthony J. D'Angelo
Don't take the will for the deed; get the deed! Ethel Watts Mumford
Don't talk too much or too soon. Bear Bryant
Don't throw away your conscience. George McGovern
Don't trust anyone over thirty. Jerry Rubin
Don't try to fine-tune someone else's view. George Bush
Don't wish it were easier, wish you were better. Jim Rohn
Don't Worry. . . Be Happy. Bobby McFerrin
Doodling is the brooding of the hand. Saul Steinberg
Doubt is not below knowledge, but above it. Emile Chartier
Doubt is the father of invention. Galileo
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. Alfred Hitchcock
Draw your salary before spending it. Artemus Ward
Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. Henry David Thoreau
Dreams have as much influence as actions. Stephane Mallarme
Dreams have only the pigmentation of fact. Djuna Barnes
Dressing is a way of life. Yves Saint Laurent
Drive on. We'll sweep up the blood later! Katharine Hepburn
Drive thy business or it will drive thee. Benjamin Franklin
DULL.  8. To make dictionaries is dull work. Samuel Johnson
Dullness is the coming of age of seriousness. Oscar Wilde
Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir. Charles Dickens
Duration is not a test of truth or falsehood. Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Duty is what one expects from others. Oscar Wilde
Dyb-dyb-dyb. Robert Baden-Powell
Dying is a wild night and a new road. Emily Dickinson
Each day provides its own gifts. Martial
Each man kills the thing he loves. Oscar Wilde
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. Stanislaw J. Lec
Earth hath no sorrow that heaven cannot heal. Thomas Moore
Earth laughs in flowers. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Easy DOESN'T do it. Al Bernstein
Easy writings curse is hard reading. Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation. Benjamin Franklin
Eat to live, and not live to eat. Benjamin Franklin
Eat to please thyself, but dress to please others. Benjamin Franklin
Eating words has never given me indigestion. Winston Churchill
Eccentricities of genius. Charles Dickens
Education is the best provision for old age. Aristotle
Education is the cheap defense of nations. Edmund Burke
Education is the fire-proofer of emotions. Frank Crane
Education is the transmission of civilization. Ariel Durant
Effective action is always unjust.. Jean Anouilh
Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt. Jose Ortega y Gasset
Eighty percent of success is showing up. Woody Allen
Either back us or sack us. James Callaghan
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. Groucho Marx
Either I will find a way, or I will make one. Philip Sidney
Either sex alone is half itself. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do. Oscar Wilde
Elephants and grandchildren never forget. Andy Rooney
Eloquence is the child of knowledge. Benjamin Disraeli
Eloquence is the poetry of prose. William C. Bryant
Eloquence is vehement simplicity. Richard Cecil
Eloquence may set fire to reason. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Employment and ennui are simply incompatible. Doroth‚e DeLuzy
Endurance is patience concentrated. Thomas Carlyle
Enemies are so stimulating. Katharine Hepburn
Energy and persistence alter all things. Benjamin Franklin
Enthusiasm moves the world. A. J. Balfour
Envy is the tax which all distinction must pay. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ere you consult your fancy, consult your purse. Benjamin Franklin
Error is always more busy than truth. Hosea Ballou
Error is discipline through which we advance. William E. Channing
Errors are not in the art but in the artificers. Isaac Newton
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Yul Brynner
Eternity -- waste of time. Natalie Clifford Barney
Even God has been defended with nonsense. Walter Lippmann
Even God lends a hand to honest boldness. Menander
Even paranoids have real enemies. Delmore Schwartz
Even peace may be purchased at too high a price. Benjamin Franklin
Even the best things are not equal to their fame. Henry David Thoreau
Even the youngest of us may be wrong sometimes. George Bernard Shaw
Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend . . . Grace Metalious
Even without wars, life is dangerous. Anne Sexton
Events are not a matter of chance. Gamal Abdel Nasser
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. Oliver Goldsmith
Every advantage has its tax. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every artist was first an amateur. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every artist writes his own autobiography. Havelock Ellis
Every calamity is a spur and valuable hint. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every choice you make has an end result. Zig Ziglar
Every clarification breeds new questions. Arthur Bloch
Every crowd has a silver lining. P. T. Barnum
Every day you waste is one you can never make up. George Allen
Every day's a kick! Oprah Winfrey
Every decision you make is a mistake. Edward Dahlberg
Every drop of ink in my pen ran cold. Horace Walpole
Every exit is an entry somewhere else. Tom Stoppard
Every flower is a soul blossoming in Nature. Gerard De Nerval
Every good servant does not all commands. William Shakespeare
Every hero becomes a bore at last. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every kind of writing is hypocritical. Max Beerbohm
Every law is an infraction of liberty. Jeremy Bentham
Every little thing counts in a crisis. Jawaharlal Nehru
Every love is the love before / In a duller dress. Dorothy Parker
Every man believes he has a greater possibility. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every man has a wild beast within him. Frederick the Great
Every man is a quotation from all his ancestors. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every man is an impossibility until he is born. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every man is eloquent once in his life. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every man is said to have his peculiar ambition. Abraham Lincoln
Every man is wanted, and no man is wanted much. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every man loves what he is good at. Thomas Shadwell
Every man over forty is a scoundrel. George Bernard Shaw
Every man's got to figure to get beat sometime. Joe Louis
Every moment dies a man, Every moment one is born. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Every noble work is at first impossible. Thomas Carlyle
Every physician almost hath his favorite disease. Henry Fielding
Every production must resemble its author. Miguel de Cervantes
Every ruler is harsh whose laws is new. Aeschylus
Every sin is the result of collaboration. Stephen Crane
Every solution breeds new problems. Arthur Bloch
Every sweet hath its sour; every evil its good. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every thought derives from a thwarted sensation. Emile M. Cioran
Every wall is a door. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every word is a preconceived judgment. Friedrich Nietzsche
Every writer is a writer of the generation before. Wilfrid Sheed
Everybody writes a book too many. Mordecai Richler
Everyone has a song in him. Cliffie Stone
Everyone is more or less mad on one point. Rudyard Kipling
Everything begins with an idea. Earl Nightingale
Everything changes but change. Israel Zangwill
Everything evil is revenge. Otto Weininger
Everything in excess is opposed to nature. Hippocrates
Everything in this book may be wrong. Richard Bach
Everything intercepts us from ourselves. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Everything is an illusion, including this notion. Stanislaw J. Lec
Everything is sweetened by risk. Alexander Smith
Everything nourishes what is strong already. Jane Austen
Everything pays for growing tame. Maxine Kumin
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. Sophia Loren
Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it. Lewis Carroll
Everywhere I go I smell fresh paint. Princess of Wales Diana
Evidence and reason: my heroes and my guides. Naomi Weisstein
Evil events from evil causes spring. Aristophanes
Ex ovo omnia.' Everything from an egg. William Harvey
Example is always more efficacious than precept. Samuel Johnson
Example is leadership. Albert Schweitzer
Example is the best precept. Aesop
Excellent!' I cried. 'Elementary,' said he. Arthur Conan Doyle
Excuse my dust. Dorothy Parker
Excuse the mess but we live here. Roseanne Barr
Expect nothing. Live frugally / On surprise. Alice Walker
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. Oscar Wilde
Experience is the name we give to our mistakes. Oscar Wilde
Experientia does it - as papa used to say. Charles Dickens
Experts should be on tap but never on top. Winston Churchill
Explorers have to be ready to die lost. Russell Hoban
Facts are stubborn things. Tobias Smollett
Failure is a word that I simply don't accept. John H. Johnson
Failure is impossible. Susan B. Anthony
Failure to prepare is preparing to fail. John Wooden
Failure too is a form of death. . . Graham Henry Greene
Faith begins where Reason sinks exhausted. Albert Pike
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. Mark Twain
Faith lives in honest doubt. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Faith, Sir, we are here to-day, and gone tomorrow. Aphra Behn
Faith, thou hast some crotchets in thy head. William Shakespeare
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true. Friedrich Nietzsche
Falsehood is cowardice, the truth courage. Hosea Ballou
Fame is a fickle food / Upon a shifting plate. Emily Dickinson
Fame is a powerful aphrodisiac. Graham Henry Greene
Fame is an embalmer trembling with stage fright. H. L. Mencken
Fame is no plant that grows on mortal soil. John Milton
Fame is proof that the people are gullible. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Familiarity breeds attempt. Jane Sherwood Ace
FAMOUS, adj. Conspicuously miserable. Ambrose Bierce
Fanaticism is . . . overcompensation for doubt. Robertson Davies
Fanaticism, the false fire of an overheated mind. William Cowper
Fans don't boo nobodies. Reggie Jackson
Fantasy is literature for teenagers. Brian Aldiss
Fantasy is the only truth. Abbie Hoffman
Far better hang wrong fler than no fler. Charles Dickens
Fashions fade, style is eternal. Yves Saint Laurent
Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics. George Bernard Shaw
Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool. Paul Newman
Fate is not an eagle, it creeps like a rat. Elizabeth Bowen
Fatigue is the best pillow. Benjamin Franklin
Fear always springs from ignorance. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fear God and work hard. David Livingstone
Fear has its use but cowardice has none. Mahatma Gandhi
Fear is a noose that binds until it strangles. Jean Toomer
Fear is an emotion indispensable for survival. Hannah Arendt
Fear is the foundation of safety. Tertullian
Fear is the mother of morality. Friedrich Nietzsche
Fear of death and fear of life both become piety. H. L. Mencken
Fears and fancies thick upon me came. William Wordsworth
Feather by feather the goose is plucked. John Ray
Feedback is the breakfast of champions. Kenneth Blanchard
Fervor is the weapon of choice of the impotent. Frantz Fanon
Few love to hear the sins they love to act. William Shakespeare
Few minds wear out; more rust out. Christian Nestell Bovee
Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Samuel Johnson
Fiction is the truth inside the lie. Stephen King
Fine by defect and delicately weak. Alexander Pope
Finite to fail, but infinite to venture. Emily Dickinson
First feelings are always the most natural. Louis XIV
First things first, second things never. Shirley Conran
First we have to believe, and then we believe. G. C. Lichtenberg
First, I prepare. Then I have faith. Joe Namath
Fish and visitors smell in three days. Benjamin Franklin
Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs. George Chapman
Flattery corrupts both the receiver and the giver. Edmund Burke
Flowers grow out of dark moments. Corita Kent
Focus on remedies, not faults. Jack Nicklaus
Following the sun we left the old world. Christopher Columbus
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. James Beard
Fools are more to be feared than the wicked. Christina of Sweden
Fools give you reasons, wise men never try. Oscar Hammerstein
Fools make researches and wise men exploit them. H. G. Wells
Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread. Alexander Pope
Football, like life, is about change. Hank Stram
For an impenetrable shield, stand inside yourself. Henry David Thoreau
For every benefit you receive a tax is levied. Ralph Waldo Emerson
For every promise, there is price to pay. Jim Rohn
For every why he had a wherefore. Samuel Butler (a)
For fast acting relief, try slowing down. Lily Tomlin
For fools admire, but men of sense approve. Alexander Pope
For greatest scandal waits on greatest state. William Shakespeare
For hope is but a dream for those that wake. Matthew Prior
For knowledge itself is power. Francis Bacon
For man is man and master of his fate. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
For man proposes, but God disposes. Thomas … Kempis
For my own part, it was Greek to me. William Shakespeare
For Nature then . . . / To me was all in all. William Wordsworth
For new-made honour doth forget men's names. William Shakespeare
For truth there is no deadline. Heywood C. Broun
Forbear to judge, for we are sinners all. William Shakespeare
Force has no place where there is need of skill. Herodotus
Force is not a remedy. John Bright
Forget your opponents; always play against par. Sam Snead
Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered. William Shakespeare
Fortune favors the brave. Terence
Fortune sides with him who dares. Virgil
Fortunes . . . come tumbling into some men's laps. Francis Bacon
France was long a despotism tempered by epigrams. Thomas Carlyle
Freedom and slavery are mental states. Mahatma Gandhi
Freedom is a system based on courage. Charles Peguy
Freedom is the last, best hope of earth. Abraham Lincoln
Freedom is the opportunity to make decisions. . . Kenneth Hildebrand
Freedom is the recognition of necessity. Friedrich Engels
Freedom lies in being bold. Robert Frost
Friends are the sunshine of life. John Hay
Friends, such as we desire, are dreams and fables. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Friendship demands the ability to do without it. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Friendship is not always the sequel of obligation. Samuel Johnson
Friendship is one mind in two bodies. Mencius
From low to high doth dissolution climb. William Wordsworth
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. Jane Austen
From the great deep to the great deep he goes. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Funny is an attitude. Flip Wilson
Gardening is not a rational act. Margaret Atwood
Gather the flowers, but spare the buds. Andrew Marvell
General consultant to mankind. George Bernard Shaw
General notions are generally wrong. Mary Wortley Montagu
Genius Borrows nobly. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Genius does what it must, talent does what it can. Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
Genius has no taste for weaving sand. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Genius is a child up to the age of ten. Aldous Huxley
Genius is an African who dreams up snow. Vladimir Nabokov
Genius is born, not paid. Oscar Wilde
Genius is eternal patience. Michelangelo
Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. Janet Flanner
Genius is independent of situation. Charles Churchill
Genius is only a greater aptitude for patience. George-Louis Leclerc de Buffon
Genius is sorrow's child. John Adams
Genius is talent provided with ideals. W. Somerset Maugham
Genius is the talent of a man who is dead. Edmond de Goncourt
Gentlemen do not read each other's mail. Henry Lewis Stimson
Gentlemen prefer blondes. Andrew Mellon
Gentleness succeeds better than violence. Jean de LaFontaine
Get out of the way of justice. She is blind. Stanislaw J. Lec
Get out on the stage of life. Cliffie Stone
Get stewed: Books are a load of crap. Philip Larkin
Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. Jelly Roll Morton
Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers. William Wordsworth
Getting caught is the mother of invention. Robert Byrne
Getting involved is so, so . . . involving. Vera-Ellen
Give a critic an inch, he'll write a play. John Steinbeck
Give him enough rope and he will hang himself. Charlotte Bronte
Give luck a chance to happen. Tom Kite
Give me a laundry-list and I'll set it to music. Gioacchino Rossini
Give me a man who sings at his work. Thomas Carlyle
Give me the poverty that enjoys true wealth. Henry David Thoreau
Give more than take. Anthony J. D'Angelo
Give the lady what she wants! Marshall Field
Give us the tools, and we will finish the job. Winston Churchill
Glory follows virtue as if it were its shadow. Marcus Tullius Cicero
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. Napoleon Bonaparte
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. Wayne Dyer
Goals determine what you're going to be. Julius Erving
Goals help you overcome short-term problems. Hannah More
Goals too clearly defined can become blinkers. Mary Catherine Bateson
God buries His workmen but carries on His work. Charles Wesley
God comes to the hungry in the form of food. Mahatma Gandhi
God doesn't believe in the easy way. James Agee
God forgives those who invent what they need. Lillian Hellman
God gives quietness at last. John Greenleaf Whittier
God grants an easy death only to the just. Svetlana Alliluyeva
God heals and the doctor takes the fees. Benjamin Franklin
God is a concept by which we measure our pain. John Lennon
God is in the details. Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
God is love, but get it in writing. Gypsy Rose Lee
God knows no distance. Charleszetta Waddles
God loves to help him who strives to help himself. Aeschylus
God made all pleasures innocent. Caroline Sheridan Norton
God made Himself an awful rose of dawn. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
God made me and broke the mold. Jean Jacques Rousseau
God make thee good as thou art beautiful. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
God makes stars.  I just produce them. Samuel Goldwyn
God may pardon you, but I never can. Elizabeth I
God will not forgive us if we fail. Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev
God's finger touched him, and he slept. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
God's first creature, which was light. Francis Bacon
God's gifts put man's best dreams to shame. Elizabeth Barrett Browning
God's providence is on the side of clear heads. Henry Ward Beecher
Gold lends a touch of beauty even to the ugly. Nicolas Boileau
Golf is a game of precision, not strength. Jack Nicklaus
Golf is a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain
Golf, like measles, should be caught young. P. G. Wodehouse
Good council has no price. Giuseppe Mazzini
Good habits are worth being fanatical about. John Irving
Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free. Doug Horton
Good luck needs no explanation. Shirley Temple Black
Good manners are made up of petty sacrifices. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Good men must not obey the laws too well. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Good merchandise, even hidden, soon finds buyers. Titus Maccius Plautus
Good night, Chet. Good night, David. Chet Huntley
Good night, Mrs Calabash, wherever you are! Jimmy Durante
Good order is the foundation of all things. Edmund Burke
Good painters imitate nature, bad ones spew it up. Miguel de Cervantes
Good plays drive bad playgoers crazy. Brooks Atkinson
Good swiping is an art in itself. Jules Feiffer
Good taste is as tiring as good company. Francis Picabia
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. Edith Sitwell
Good temper is an estate for life. William Hazlitt
Good things happen to those who hustle. Chuck Noll
Good things, when short, are twice as good. Baltasar Gracian
Good work, Mary.  We all knew you had it in you. Dorothy Parker
Good, the more communicated, more abundant grows. John Milton
Good-morning, gentlemen both. Elizabeth I
Goodness is easier to recognize than to define. W. H. Auden
Goodness is the only investment which never fails. Henry David Thoreau
Gort. Klaatu baraada nikto. (to the robot Gort) Patricia Neal
Gossip is nature's telephone. Sholom Aleichem
Grace in women has more effect than beauty. William Hazlitt
Grant but as many sorts of mind as moss. Alexander Pope
Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy. Jacques Maritain
Gray hair is God's graffiti. Bill Cosby
Great art picks up where nature ends. Marc Chagall
Great artists suffer for the people. Marvin Gaye
Great causes and little men go ill together. Jawaharlal Nehru
Great deeds are usually wrought at great risk. Herodotus
Great geniuses have the shortest biographies. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Great intellects are skeptical. Friedrich Nietzsche
Great lives never go out; they go on. Benjamin Harrison
Great necessities call out great virtues. Abigail Adams
Great writers are the saints for the godless. Anita Brookner
Greatness is a spiritual condition. Matthew Arnold
Grief has turned her fair. Oscar Wilde
Grief is a species of idleness. Samuel Johnson
Grow Rich While You Sleep Ben Sweetland
Growing old is not growing up. Doug Horton
Grown men do not need leaders. Edward Abbey
Growth demands a temporary surrender of security. Gail Sheehy
Growth is the only evidence of life. John Henry Newman
Guess if you can, choose if you dare. Pierre Corneille
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. Erma Bombeck
Guts win more games than ability. Bob Zuppke
Habit, if not resisted, soon becomes necessity. Saint Augustine
HABIT, n. A shackle for the free. Ambrose Bierce
Hail, old patrician trees, so great and good! Abraham Cowley
Half a man's wisdom goes with his courage. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Half a truth is better than no politics. G. K. Chesterton
Half a truth is often a great lie. Benjamin Franklin
Half my life is an act of revision. John Irving
Half wits talk much, but say little. Benjamin Franklin
Handle people with gloves, but issues, barefisted. Dagobert Runes
Happiness depends upon ourselves. Aristotle
Happiness hates the timid! So does science! Eugene O'Neill
Happiness is composed of misfortunes avoided. Alphonse Karr
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. Ingrid Bergman
Happiness is itself a kind of gratitude. Joseph Wood Krutch
Happiness is not the end in life; character is. Henry Ward Beecher
Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye. Austin O'Malley
Happiness is the longing for repetition. Milan Kundera
Happiness means quiet nerves. W. C. Fields
Hard times ain't quit and we ain't quit. Meridel Le Sueur
Hardship makes the world obscure. Don Delillo
Harvard was a kind of luxurious afternoon. Lincoln Kirstein
Haste maketh waste. John Heywood
Hatred is the most clear-sighted, next to genius. Claude Bernard
Have a strong mind and a soft heart. Anthony J. D'Angelo
Have you summoned your wits from woolgathering? Thomas Middleton
Having an aim is the key to achieving your best. Henry J. Kaiser
He bears the seed of ruin in himself. Matthew Arnold
He bore no grudge against those he had wronged. Simone Signoret
He can run, but he can't hide. Joe Louis
He had used the word in its Pickwickian sense. Charles Dickens
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up. Margot Asquith
He has gone over to the majority. Petronius Arbiter
He has gone to the demnition bow-wows. Charles Dickens
He hasn't a single redeeming vice. Oscar Wilde
He hath eaten me out of house and home. William Shakespeare
He himself one vile antithesis. Alexander Pope
He is an old bore; even the grave yawns for him. Herbert Beerbohm Tree
He is great enough that is his own master. Joseph Hall
He is like a female llama surprised in her bath. Winston Churchill
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. Charles Lamb
He lives in fame that died in virtue's cause. William Shakespeare
He lives who dies to win a lasting name. Henry Drummond
He loved politicians -- even Republicans. Margaret Truman
He makes no friend who never made a foe. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
He means well' is useless unless he does well. Titus Maccius Plautus
He mouths a sentence as curs mouth a bone. Charles Churchill
He said it, that knew it best. Francis Bacon
He seems so near and yet so far. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
He that can have patience can have what he will. Benjamin Franklin
He that can work is born to be king of something. Thomas Carlyle
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Benjamin Franklin
He that humbleth himself wishes to be exalted. Friedrich Nietzsche
He that is giddy thinks the world turns round. William Shakespeare
He that lives upon hope will die fasting. Benjamin Franklin
He that rises late must trot all day. Benjamin Franklin
He that sleeps feels no the toothache. William Shakespeare
He that speaks ill of the mare will buy her. Benjamin Franklin
He that won't be counseled can't be helped. Benjamin Franklin
He turns not back who is bound to a star. Leonardo da Vinci
He was a bold man who first swallowed an oyster. James I
He was a man / Of an unbounded stomach. William Shakespeare
He was an average guy who could carry a tune. Bing Crosby
He was white and shaken, like a dry martini. P. G. Wodehouse
He who awaits much can expect little. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. George Bernard Shaw
He who does not tire, tires adversity. Martin Tupper
He who flees will fight again. Tertullian
He who goes unenvied shall not be admired. Aeschylus
He who has never hoped can never despair. George Bernard Shaw
He who hesitates is poor. Mel Brooks
He who hesitates is sometimes saved. James Thurber
He who is reluctant to recognize me opposes me. Frantz Fanon
He who laughs best today, will also laughs last. Friedrich Nietzsche
He who laughs most, learns best. John Cleese
He who laughs, lasts. Mary Pettibone Poole
He who limps is still walking. Stanislaw J. Lec
He who multiplies riches, multiplies cares. Benjamin Franklin
He who opens a school door, closes a prison. Victor Hugo
He who praises everybody praises nobody. Samuel Johnson
He who stops being better stops being good. Oliver Cromwell
He who waits upon fortune is never sure of dinner. Benjamin Franklin
He who wishes to be benevolent will not be rich. Mencius
Health consists with temperance alone. Alexander Pope
Health has its science as well as disease. . . Emily Blackwell
Hear reason, or she'll make you feel her. Benjamin Franklin
Heaven from all creatures hides the book of Fate. Alexander Pope
He'd make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. Milton Friedman
Hell is a half-filled auditorium. Robert Frost
Hell is paved with good intentions. James Boswell
Hell was made for the inquisitive. Saint Augustine
Her eyes are homes of silent prayer. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Here am I, dying of a hundred good symptoms. Alexander Pope
Here Skugg / Lies snug / As a bug / In a rug. Benjamin Franklin
Here, in memory, we live and die. Patricia Hampl
Here's looking at you, kid. Humphrey Bogart
Here's richness! Charles Dickens
Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. Graham Henry Greene
He's a gentleman: look at his boots. George Bernard Shaw
He's a going out with the tide. Charles Dickens
Hills peep o'er hills, and Alps on Alps arise! Alexander Pope
Hindsight is always twenty-twenty. Billy Wilder
His modesty amounts to deformity. Margot Asquith
His sleep was a sensuous gluttony of oblivion. P. D. James
His voice was intimate as the rustle of sheets. Dorothy Parker
His worst is better than any other person's best. William Hazlitt
Historian -- an unsuccessful novelist. H. L. Mencken
HISTORIAN, n. A broad-gauge gossip. Ambrose Bierce
History is a better guide than good intentions. Jeane Kirkpatrick
History is a vision of God's creation on the move. Arnold (Joseph) Toynbee
History is the autobiography of a madman. Alexander Herzen
History is the distillation of rumor. Thomas Carlyle
History is the essence of innumerable biographies. Thomas Carlyle
History is the unrolled scroll of prophecy. James A. Garfield
History is written by the winners. Alex Haley
Hit the nail on the head. John Fletcher
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. Candice Bergen
Hollywood is loneliness beside the swimming pool. Liv Ullmann
Home is where you hang your head. Groucho Marx
Home wasn't built in a day. Jane Sherwood Ace
Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits. William Shakespeare
Honest hearts produce honest actions. Brigham Young
Honesty is not greater where elegance is less. Samuel Johnson
Honey, I forgot to duck. Jack Dempsey
Honor is like a match, you can only use it once. Marcel Pagnol
Honor is simply the morality of superior men. H. L. Mencken
Honor wears different coats to different eyes. Barbara Tuchman
Hope against hope, and ask till ye receive. James Montgomery
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. Francis Bacon
Hope is a light diet, but very stimulating. Honore de Balzac
Hope is a risk that must be run. Georges Bernanos
Hope is a waking dream. Aristotle
Hope is an echo, hope ties itself yonder, yonder. Carl Sandburg
Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. Norman Cousins
Hope is such a bait, it covers any hook. Ben Jonson
Hope is the dream of a waking man. Aristotle
Hope of ill gain is the beginning of loss. Democritus
Hope thou not much, and fear thou not at all. Algernon Charles Swinburne
HOPE, n. Desire and expectation rolled into one. Ambrose Bierce
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. Billy Graham
House Beautiful' is the play lousy. Dorothy Parker
How badly do you want it? George Allen
How camest thou in this pickle? William Shakespeare
How can you contrive to write so even? Jane Austen
How can you think and hit at the same time? Yogi Berra
How could Jimmy ever criticize me? l'm his mama. Lillian Carter
How could they tell? Dorothy Parker
How disappointment tracks the steps of hope. Letitia Landon
How do poems grow? They grow out of your life. Robert Penn Warren
How fares it with the happy dead? Alfred, Lord Tennyson
How fortune brings to earth the over-sure! Francesco Petrarch
How is the Empire? George V
How long a time lies in one little word! William Shakespeare
How long can you be cute? Goldie Hawn
How long should you try? Until. Jim Rohn
How many things I can do without! Socrates
How much of human life is lost in waiting. Ralph Waldo Emerson
How poetry comes to the poet is a mystery. Elizabeth A. Drew
How quickly the world's glory passes away. Thomas … Kempis
How success changes the opinion of men! Maria Edgeworth
How sweet it is! Jackie Gleason
How use doth breed a habit in a man! William Shakespeare
Human beings do not eat nutrients, they eat food. Mary Catherine Bateson
Human history in essence is the history of ideas. H. G. Wells
Humility is no substitute for a good personality. Fran Lebowitz
Humor is a universal language. Joel Goodman
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. Mark Twain
Humor is the ability to see 3 sides to one coin. Ned Rorem
Humor is the finest perfection of poetic genius. Thomas Carlyle
Humor is the most engaging cowardice. Robert Frost
Humor is tragedy plus time. Mark Twain
Humor prevents a "hardening of the attitudes." Joel Goodman
Hunger knows no friend but its feeder. Aristophanes
HURRY, n. The dispatch of bunglers. Ambrose Bierce
HYBRID, n. A pooled issue. Ambrose Bierce
Hygiene is the corruption of medicine by morality. H. L. Mencken
Hypotheses non fingo.' I feign no hypotheses. Isaac Newton
Hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers. Joan Baez
I always advise people never to give advice. P. G. Wodehouse
I always get more applause than votes. Norman Thomas
I always looked ahead. Chris Evert Lloyd
I always say beauty is only sin deep. Saki
I always sings too long and too loud. Huddie "Leadbelly" Ledbetter
I always wake up at the crack of ice. Joe E. Lewis
I am a feather for each wind that blows. William Shakespeare
I am a gentleman. I live by robbing the poor. George Bernard Shaw
I am a kind of burr; I shall stick. William Shakespeare
I am a member of the rabble in good standing. Westbrook Pegler
I am a mystery to myself. Angelina Grimke
I am a part of all I have met. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
I am a spy of life. Lech Walesa
I am a writer perhaps because I am not a talker. Gwendolyn Brooks
I am afeered that werges on the poetical, Sammy. Charles Dickens
I am an artist, art has no color and no sex. Whoopi Goldberg
I am as poor as Job, my lord, but not so patient. William Shakespeare
I am at last in a free country. P. B. S. Pinchback
I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds. J. Robert Oppenheimer
I am big.  It's the pictures that got small. Gloria Swanson
I am bored with it all. Winston Churchill
I am deliberate and afraid of nothing. Audre Lorde
I am dying with the help of too many physicians. Alexander the Great
I am easily satisfied with the very best. Winston Churchill
I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy. Yul Brynner
I am lord of myself, accountable to none. Benjamin Franklin
I am MacWonder one moment and MacBlunder the next. Harold Macmillan
I am made to tremble and I fear! Pope John XXIII
I am my own Universe, I my own Professor. Sylvia Ashton-Warner
I am never afraid of what I know. Anna Sewell
I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food. Erma Bombeck
I am not a has-been.  I'm a will be. Lauren Bacall
I am not a teacher, but an awakener. Robert Frost
I am not an adventurer by choice but by fate. Vincent Van Gogh
I am not what I think. I am thinking what I think. Eric Butterworth
I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde
I am one of the people who love the why of things. Catherine the Great
I am past thirty, and three parts iced over. Matthew Arnold
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. Mary McCarthy
I am the cat that walks alone. William Maxwell Beaverbrook
I am the primitive of the method I have invented. Paul Cezanne
I am willing to taste any drink once. James Branch Cabell
I am worn to a raveling. Beatrix Potter
I believe all literature started as gossip. Rita Mae Brown
I believe in art that conceals art. Rita Mae Brown
I believe only in art and failure. Jane Rule
I believe that every person is born with talent. Maya Angelou
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. Phyllis Diller
I came like Water, and like Wind I go. Edward Fitzgerald
I came, I saw, God conquered. Charles V
I came, I saw, I conquered. Julius Caesar
I can live for two months on a good compliment. Mark Twain
I can pardon everyone's mistakes but my own. Marcus Cato
I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde
I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act. Burt Reynolds
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. Wilson Mizner
I cannot afford to waste my time making money. Louis Agassiz
I cannot tell what the dickens his name is. William Shakespeare
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right. Billy Crystal
I can't get no satisfaction. Mick Jagger
I can't spare this man; he fights. Abraham Lincoln
I can't take a well-tanned person seriously. Cleveland Amory
I can't write five words but that I change seven. Dorothy Parker
I consider theology to be the rhetoric of morals. Ralph Waldo Emerson
I consider your conduct unethical and lousy. Peter Arno
I decided to box my way out of the ghettol. Larry Holmes
I didn't say the things I said. Yogi Berra
I do not like work even when someone else does it. Mark Twain
I do not seek. I find. Pablo Picasso
I don't believe in art. I believe in artists. Marcel Duchamp
I don't compare 'em, I just catch 'em. Willie Mays
I don't even know what street Canada is on. Al Capone
I don't meet competition. I crush it. Charles Revson
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. Marshall McLuhan
I don't owe one man one cent. Anywhere. Roy Acuff
I don't want to make the wrong mistake. Yogi Berra
I dream for a living. Steven Spielberg
I dream of painting and then I paint my dream. Vincent Van Gogh
I dream, therefore I exist. J. August Strindberg
I expect a judgment. Shortly. Charles Dickens
I expect nothing.  I fear no one.  I am free. Nikos Kazantzakis
I feel coming on a strange disease -- humility. Frank Lloyd Wright
I felt it shelter to speak to you. Emily Dickinson
I find the medicine worse than the malady. John Fletcher
I found out life's hard but it ain't impossible. August Wilson
I gleaned jests at home from obsolete farces. Samuel Johnson
I go to school to youth to learn the future. Robert Frost
I hand him a lyric and get out of his way. Oscar Hammerstein
I hate admitting that my enemies have a point. Salman Rushdie
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both. Patricia Schroeder
I have a kind of alacrity in sinking. William Shakespeare
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it. Alfred Hitchcock
I have been over into the future, and it works. Lincoln Steffens
I have build my organization upon fear. Al Capone
I have drunk deep of the waters of my ancestors. Larry Neal
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. T. S. Eliot
I have not slept one wink. William Shakespeare
I have not yet begun to fight. John Paul Jones
I have nothing to declare except my genius. Oscar Wilde
I have taken all knowledge to be my province. Francis Bacon
I have the necessary lack of tact. Ted Koppel
I have to be seen to be believed. Elizabeth II
I have wandered in a face, for hours . . . Robert Bly
I haven't strength of mind not to need a career. Ruth Benedict
I hesitate to get into the gutter with this guy. Chet Huntley
I hold every man a debtor to his profession. Francis Bacon
I hold you as a thing enskyed and sainted. William Shakespeare
I hope I never get so old I get religious. Ingmar Bergman
I improve on misquotation. Cary Grant
I intended an Ode, / And it turned to a Sonnet. Austin Dobson
I invent nothing. I rediscover. Auguste Rodin
I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit. P. G. Wodehouse
I just try to concentrate on concentrating. Martina Navratilova
I know how to do anything -- I'm a mom. Roseanne Barr
I know I'm not clever but I'm always right. James Matthew Barrie
I know my own heart to be entirely English. Princess Anne
I know this -- a man got to do what he got to do. John Steinbeck
I leave before being left. I decide. Brigitte Bardot
I like a man who grins when he fights. Winston Churchill
I like being unconventional. Florence Griffith Joyner
I like criticism, but it must be my way. Mark Twain
I like man, but not men. Ralph Waldo Emerson
I like myself better when I'm writing regularly. Willie Nelson
I like not fair terms and a villain's mind. William Shakespeare
I like photographers you don't ask questions. Ronald Reagan
I like reality. It tastes like bread. Jean Anouilh
I like the moment when I break a man's ego. Bobby Fischer
I like the noise of democracy. James Buchanan
I liked myself better when I wasn't me. Carol Burnett
I listen and give input only if somebody asks. Barbara Bush
I live from mouth to hand. Winston Churchill
I look at you and I write down what I hear. Virgil Thomson
I looked into that empty bottle and I saw myself. Grace Metalious
I love acting. It is so much more real than life. Oscar Wilde
I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it. Jean Kerr
I may not understand, but I am willing to admire. Anthony Hope
I must govern the clock, not be governed by it. Golda Meir
I never exaggerate; I just remember big. Chi Chi Rodriguez
I never expect a soldier to think. George Bernard Shaw
I never felt I left the stage. Helen Gahagan Douglas
I never forgive, but I always forget. A. J. Balfour
I never knew so young a body with so old a head. William Shakespeare
I never let them cough. They wouldn't dare. Ethel Barrymore
I never stop to plan. I take things step by step. Mary McLeod Bethune
I never take my own side in a quarrel. Robert Frost
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. W. C. Fields
I never worry about action, but only inaction. Winston Churchill
I only ask for information. Charles Dickens
I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. Charles Dickens
I owe him little duty and less love. William Shakespeare
I own and operate a ferocious ego. Bill Moyers
I paint with shapes. Alexander Calder
I pity his ignorance and despise him. Charles Dickens
I praise loudly, I blame softly Catherine the Great
I pray hard, work hard and leave the rest to God. Florence Griffith Joyner
I quote others in order to better express myself. Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
I rather think of having a career of my own. A. J. Balfour
I read part of it all the way through. Samuel Goldwyn
I refute it thus. Samuel Johnson
I shall have more to say when I am dead. Edwin A. Robinson
I shall not mingle conjectures with certainties. Isaac Newton
I should like to be a horse. Elizabeth II
I shut my eyes in order to see. Paul Gauguin
I sing about life. Marvin Gaye
I take a breath when I have to. Ethel Merman
I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce. Will Rogers
I tell you the past is a bucket of ashes. Carl Sandburg
I tell you there is such a thing as creative hate. Willa Cather
I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw. Willie Mays
I think I'm beginning to learn something about it. Auguste Renoir
I think it would be a good idea. Mahatma Gandhi
I think the world is run by C students. Al McGuire
I think we're glazing eyes all across America. Ted Koppel
I think we're here for each other. Carol Burnett
I think, therefore Descartes exists. Saul Steinberg
I thinke the soule to be nothing but Light. Anne Hutchinson
I thought I told you to wait in the car. Tallulah Bankhead
I thought it was too wacky for the general public. George Lucas
I took the right sow by the ear. Robert Walpole
I touch the future. I teach. Christa McAuliffe
I try to do what has never been done before. Ishmael Reed
I try to hold my charisma in check. George Bush
I used to be snow white, but I drifted. Mae West
I want Carl Sagan to explain the sky to me. Whoopi Goldberg
I want death to find me planting my cabbages. Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
I want my friend to miss me as long as I miss him. Saint Augustine
I want my music to leave an indelible mark. Roger Miller
I want to be all used up when I die. George Bernard Shaw
I want to be an honest man and a good writer. James Baldwin
I want to do it because I want to do it. Amelia Earhart
I want to get out with my greatness intact. Muhammad Ali
I want to see how life can triumph. Romare Howard Bearden
I wants to make your flesh creep. Charles Dickens
I was a 14-year-old boy for 30 years. Mickey Rooney
I was a freethinker before I knew how to think. George Bernard Shaw
I was a veteran before I was a teenager. Michael Jackson
I was adored once too. William Shakespeare
I was born excited. Mark Twain
I was born modest; not all over, but in spots. Mark Twain
I was the horse and the rider . . . May Swenson
I will be conquered; I will not capitulate. Samuel Johnson
I will be the pattern of all patience. William Shakespeare
I will drink / Life to the lees.C1581 Alfred, Lord Tennyson
I will go anywhere, as long as it be forward. David Livingstone
I will make you shorter by a head. Elizabeth I
I will not refuse to do something that I can do. Edward Everett
I will praise any man that will praise me. William Shakespeare
I will prepare and some day my chance will come. Abraham Lincoln
I wish all Americans were as blind as you. George Bernard Shaw
I wish I knew what I know now before. Rod Stewart
I wish I'd been a mixed infant. Brendan Behan
I work in whatever medium likes me at the moment. Marc Chagall
I would feel sorry for her if she did. Pat Nixon
I would have made a good Pope. Richard Nixon
I would live to study, and not study to live. Francis Bacon
I write books to find out about things. Rebecca West
I write like I talk. Roger Miller
I write music with an exclamation point! Richard Wagner
I'd like to be a song and dance man. Walter Cronkite
I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph. Ken Kesey
Idealist: a cynic in the making. Irving Layton
Ideas are fatal to caste. E. M. Forster
Ideas are one thing and what happens is another. John Cage
Ideas are the roots of creation. Ernest Dimnet
Ideas are the very coinage of your brain. William Shakespeare
Ideas control the world. James A. Garfield
Ideas move rapidly when their time comes. Carolyn Heilbrun
Ideas too are a life and a world. G. C. Lichtenberg
Idleness is an appendix to nobility. Robert Burton
Idleness is many gathered miseries in one name. Jean Paul
Idleness is only the refuge of weak minds. Philip Dormer Chesterfield
Idleness is the parent of all psychology. Friedrich Nietzsche
Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. Jerome K. Jerome
If a man constantly aspires is he not elevated? Henry David Thoreau
If a man don't go his own way, he's nothin. Montgomery Clift
If a man owns land, the land owns him. Ralph Waldo Emerson
If a thing goes without saying -- let it. Jacob M. Braude
If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing badly. G. K. Chesterton
If a tree dies, plant another in its place. Carl Linnaeus
If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again. Laurence J. Peter
If called by a panther, / don't anther. Ogden Nash
If food were free, why work? Doug Horton
If hopes were dupes, fears may be liars. Arthur Hugh Clough
If I don't have friends, then I ain't nothing. Billie Holiday
If I look confused it's because I'm thinking. Samuel Goldwyn
If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect. Ted Turner
If I see an ending. I can work backwards. Arthur Miller
If I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes. Alexander the Great
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? Abraham Lincoln
If it isn't bolted down, bring it home. Grace Murray Hopper
If it were better, it wouldn't be as good. Brendan Gill
If it's heaven for climate, it's hell for company. James Matthew Barrie
If life begins at 40, what is it that ends at 39? Jim Fiebig
If men have a smell it's usually an accident. Jeff Foxworthy
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research. Cynthia Nelms
If one hasn't a horse, one is one's own horse. Vincent Van Gogh
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. Milton Berle
If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins. Benjamin Franklin
If someone says can't, that shows you what to do. John Cage
If the end does not justify the means - what can? Edward Abbey
If the shoe doesn't fit, must we change the foot? Gloria Steinem
If there was a trick, there must be a trickster. Dorothy Miller Richardson
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. e. e. cummings
If they haven't heard it before, it's original. Gene Fowler
If thy heart fails thee, climb not at all. Elizabeth I
If we live truly, we shall see truly. Ralph Waldo Emerson
If Wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets. Frank Herbert
If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. Salman Rushdie
If you can laugh together, you can work together. Robert Orben
If you can't be free, be a mystery. Rita Dove
If you can't be just, be arbitrary. William S. Burroughs
If you can't be kind, at least be vague. Judith Martin
If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. Harry S. Truman
If you can't imitate him, don't copy him. Yogi Berra
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. Erma Bombeck
If you don't ask, you don't get. Mahatma Gandhi
If you don't dream, you might as well be dead. George Foreman
If you don't think too good, don't think too much. Ted Williams
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. Dean Martin
If you give money, spend yourself with it. Henry David Thoreau
If you have a vision, do something with it. Anthony J. D'Angelo
If you have nothing to say, say nothing. Mark Twain
If you never change your mind, why have one? Edward De Bono
If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun. Katharine Hepburn
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. James Goldsmith
If you persuade, speak of interest, not reason. Benjamin Franklin
If you risk nothing, then you risk everything. Geena Davis
If you see a bandwagon, it's too late. James Goldsmith
If you stop struggling, then you stop life. Huey P. Newton
If you understood everything I say, you'd be me! Miles Davis
If you want something done, ask a busy person. Benjamin Franklin
If you want to catch more fish, use more hooks. George Allen
If you were my wife, I'd drink it. Winston Churchill
If you would be loved, love, and be loveable. Benjamin Franklin
Ignorance, madam, pure ignorance. Samuel Johnson
I'll always be poor in my mind. Chet Atkins
Ill customs and bad advice are seldom forgotten. Benjamin Franklin
I'll fill hup the chinks wi' cheese. R. S. Surtees
I'll give you a definite maybe. Samuel Goldwyn
I'll keep going till my face falls off. Barbara Cartland
I'll play it first and tell you what it is later. Miles Davis
Illness makes a man a scoundrel. Samuel Johnson
I'm a deeply superficial person. Andy Warhol
I'm a ragged individualist. Jane Sherwood Ace
I'm a real pussy cat -- with an iron tail. Rona Barrett
I'm a slow walker, but I never walk back. Abraham Lincoln
I'm about four skyscrapers behind. Philip Johnson
I'm afraid of nothing except being bored. Greta Garbo
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. George Bernard Shaw
I'm famous. That's my job. Jerry Rubin
I'm going to be a lady if it kills me. Jean Harlow
I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out of My Hair. Oscar Hammerstein
I'm Gormed - and I can't say no fairer than that! Charles Dickens
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elayne Boosler
I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks. Winston Churchill
I'm not a politician and my other habits are good. Artemus Ward
I'm not a speed reader. I'm a speed understander. Isaac Asimov
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. Kathleen Turner
I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed. Robert Frost
I'm not exactly repulsive. Vera-Ellen
I'm not funny. What I am is brave. Lucille Ball
I'm not the public. Lauren Bacall
I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them. Edward Koch
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. Fannie Lou Hamer
Images / split the truth / in fractions. Denise Levertov
Imagination is a poor substitute for experience. Havelock Ellis
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Albert Einstein
Imagination is the eye of the soul. Joseph Joubert
Imagination is the highest kite that one can fly. Lauren Bacall
Imagination rules the world. Napoleon Bonaparte
Imitation is suicide. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Charles Caleb Colton
Imitation is the sincerest form of television. Fred Allen
Immature artists imitate. Mature artists steal. Lionel Trilling
Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal. Philip Massinger
Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. T. S. Eliot
IMPIETY, n. Your irreverence toward my deity. Ambrose Bierce
Implementers aren't considered bozos anymore. John Sculley
Important principles may and must be flexible. Abraham Lincoln
IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors. Ambrose Bierce
Imprisonment is as irrevocable as death. George Bernard Shaw
IMPUNITY, n. Wealth. Ambrose Bierce
In a dark time, the eye begins to see. Theodore Roethke
In a dream you are never eighty. Anne Sexton
In a gentle way, you can shake the world. Mahatma Gandhi
In a war of ideas it is people who get killed. Stanislaw J. Lec
In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed. Stanislaw J. Lec
In America nothing dies easier than tradition. Russell Baker
In America, money takes the place of God. Anzia Yezierska
In America, public opinion is the leader. Frances Perkins
In charity there is no excess. Francis Bacon
In choosing a partner, always pick the optimist. Tony Lema
In defeat unbeatable; in victory unbearable. Winston Churchill
In diagnosis think of the easy first. Martin H. Fischer
In difficult times fashion is always outrageous. Elsa Schiaparelli
In each of us there is a little of all of us. G. C. Lichtenberg
In everything one must consider the end. Jean de LaFontaine
In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular. George Bernard Shaw
In his private heart no man much respects himself. Mark Twain
In Hollywood gratitude is Public Enemy Number One. Hedda Hopper
In lapidary inscriptions a man is not upon oath. Samuel Johnson
In life, as in art, the beautiful moves in curves. Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
In life, as in chess, forethought wins. Charles Buxton
In married life three is company and two is none. Oscar Wilde
In me the tiger sniffs the rose. Siegfried Sassoon
In music the passions enjoy themselves. Friedrich Nietzsche
In order to win, you must expect to win. Richard Bach
In our dreams, we are always young. Sarah Louise Delany
In quarreling the truth is always lost. Publilius Syrus
In quiet places, reason abounds. Adlai Stevenson
In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel. Ogden Nash
In some causes silence is dangerous. Saint Ambrose
In that world-earthquake, Waterloo! Alfred, Lord Tennyson
In the arts of peace Man is a bungler. George Bernard Shaw
In the bush, "trust" no one you don't know.' Alex Haley
In the end, everything is a gag. Charlie Chaplin
In the world of mules there are no rules. Ogden Nash
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last. John Masefield
In this world truth can wait; she's used to it. Douglas Jerrold
In wildness is the preservation of the world. Henry David Thoreau
In wit a man; simplicity a child. Alexander Pope
In your heart you know he's right. Barry Goldwater
In youth we learn; in age we understand. Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
Inaction may be the biggest form of action. Jerry Brown
Income seldom exceeds personal development. Jim Rohn
Indecision and delays are the parents of failure. George Canning
Indifference is the invisible giant of the world. Ouida
INDISCRETION, n. The guilt of woman. Ambrose Bierce
Indiscriminate study bloats the mind. D. Sutten
Industry is a better horse to ride than genius. Walter Lippmann
Information is a negotiator's greatest weapon. Victor Kiam
Innovations never happen as planned. Gifford Pinchot, III
Insanity is the power of fancy over reason. Samuel Johnson
Insist on yourself; never imitate. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Inspiration comes of  working every day. Charles Baudelaire
Instant gratification takes too long. Carrie Fisher
Instinct is the nose of the mind. Delphine de Girardin
Integrity has no need of rules. Albert Camus
Intellectuals are too sentimental for me. Margaret Anderson
Intense feeling too often obscures the truth. Harry S. Truman
Intensity is so much more becoming in the young. Joanne Woodward
Intermingle . . . jest with earnest. Francis Bacon
Intolerance betrays want of faith in one's cause. Mahatma Gandhi
Intolerance is evidence of impotence. Aleister Crowley
Intuition is reason in a hurry. Holbrook Jackson
Invention is the mother of necessity. Thorstein Veblen
Invest in inflation. It's the only thing going up. Will Rogers
Irony is the hygiene of the mind. Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco
Is it larger than a bread box? Steve Allen
Is it progress if a cannibal uses knife and fork? Stanislaw J. Lec
Is it, in heav'n, a crime to love too well? Alexander Pope
Is not absence death to those who love? Alexander Pope
Is this that haughty, gallant, gay Lothario? Nicholas Rowe
Isn't elegance forgetting what one is wearing? Yves Saint Laurent
It ain't bragging if you really done it. Dizzy Dean
It ain't over 'til it's over. Yogi Berra
It ain't the water cooler that's getting you out. Casey Stengel
It costs a lot to build bad products. Norman Augustine
It don't matter as long as he can count up to ten. Sonny Liston
It Don't Mean a Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing. Duke Ellington
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy. James Thurber
It has been a splendid little war. John Hay
It is a bad plan that admits of no modification. Publilius Syrus
It is a dangerous thing to reform anyone. Oscar Wilde
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke. Brendan Behan
It is a great art to saunter. Henry David Thoreau
It is a happy talent to know how to play. Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is a luxury to be understood. Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is always the unreadable that occurs. Oscar Wilde
It is better to be a has-been than a never-was. C. Northcote Parkinson
It is better to be good than to be original. Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
It is better to be looked over than overlooked. Mae West
It is better to live rich than to die rich. Samuel Johnson
It is by acts and not by ideas that people live. Anatole France
It is costly wisdom that is bought by experience. Roger Ascham
It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. Caius Valerius Catullus
It is easier to exemplify values than teach them. Theodore M. Hesburgh
It is easier to stay out than get out. Mark Twain
It is easy to be brave when far away from danger. Aesop
It is easy to condemn, it is better to pity. Lyman Abbott
It is either easy or impossible. Salvador Dali
It is fatal to be appreciated in one's own time. Osbert Sitwell
It is impossible to love and be wise. Francis Bacon
It is magnificent to grow old, if one keeps young. Harry Emerson Fosdick
It is my heart that makes my songs, not I. Sara Teasdale
It is never too late to give up our prejudices. Henry David Thoreau
It is not every question that deserves an answer. Publilius Syrus
It is not length of life, but depth of life. Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds. Aesop
It is not reason which makes faith hard, but life. Jean Ingelow
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves. Edmund Hillary
It is only in our decisions that we are important. Jean-Paul Sartre
It is poetry that changes everything. bell hooks
It is quite a three-pipe problem. Arthur Conan Doyle
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. Brigitte Bardot
It is sure to be dark if you shut your eyes. Martin Tupper
It is terrible to speak well and be wrong. Sophocles
It is the ability to choose which makes us human. Madeleine L'Engle
It is the business of little minds to shrink. Carl Sandburg
It is the childlike mind that finds the kingdom. Charles Fillmore
It is the eye which makes the horizon. Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is the mind that makes the body. Sojourner Truth
It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact. Edmund Burke
It is the only sensual pleasure without vice. Samuel Johnson
It is the will that makes the action good or ill. Robert Herrick
It is time for dead languages to be quiet. Natalie Clifford Barney
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle
It is very hard to be simple enough to be good. Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is well for one to know more than he says. Titus Maccius Plautus
It is worse than immoral, it's a mistake. Dean Acheson
It matters if you just don't give up. Stephen Hawking
It may be those who do most, dream most. Stephen Leacock
It requires one to assume such indecent postures. Oscar Wilde
It stirs up envy, fame does. Marilyn Monroe
It takes two flints to make a fire. Louisa May Alcott
It was deja vue all over again. Yogi Berra
It was enough just to sit there without words. Louise Erdrich
It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop. Bugs Baer
ITCH, n. The patriotism of a Scotchman. Ambrose Bierce
It's a wonderful day for me, I made it to 80. Patty Berg
It's all right to hesitate if you then go ahead. Bertolt Brecht
It's been a hard day's night. John Lennon
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. Mae West
It's hard to beat a person who never gives up. Babe Ruth
It's kind of fun to do the impossible. Walt Disney
It's like meeting God without dying. Dorothy Parker
It's more than magnificent. It's mediocre. Samuel Goldwyn
It's my opinion, sir, that this meeting is drunk. Charles Dickens
It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Wayne Dyer
It's no use crying over spilt summits. Harold Macmillan
It's the good loser who finally loses out. Kin Hubbard
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him. Kin Hubbard
I've been on a calendar, but never on time. Marilyn Monroe
I've got Bright's disease and he's got mine. S. J. Perelman
Jaw-jaw is better than war-war. Harold Macmillan
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had. Erica Jong
Jests that give pains are no jests. Miguel de Cervantes
Jesus wept. John 11:33
Jobling, there are chords in the human mind. Charles Dickens
Journal writing is a voyage to the interior. Christina Baldwin
Journalism is in fact history on the run. Thomas Griffith
Journalism is literature in a hurry. Matthew Arnold
Journalism is the entertainment business. Frank Herbert
Joy is not in things, it is in us. Richard Wagner
Joy is the simplest form of gratitude. Karl Barth
Joys are our wings, sorrows our spurs. Jean Paul
Judge a tree from its fruit; not from the leaves. Euripides
Judges don't age. Time decorates them. Enid Bagnold
Just do what you do best. Red Auerbach
Just go out there and do what you've got to do. Martina Navratilova
Just keep taking chances and having fun. Garth Brooks
Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. Michael Jordan
Just remember, we're all in this alone. Lily Tomlin
Just to the windward of the law. Charles Churchill
Justice and judgment lie often a world apart. Emmeline Pankhurst
Keep breathing. Sophie Tucker
Keep cool; anger is not an argument. Daniel Webster
Keep thy shop and thy shop will keep thee. Benjamin Franklin
Keep true to the dreams of thy youth. Friedrich von Schiller
Keep up appearances whatever you do. Charles Dickens
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. Bob Hope
Kill the body and the head will die. Joe Frazier
Kindness effects more than severity. Aesop
Kings is mostly rapscallions. Mark Twain
Kisses honeyed by oblivion. George Eliot
Kissing don't last: cookery do! George Meredith
KLEPTOMANIAC, n. A rich thief. Ambrose Bierce
Knavery and flattery are blood relations. Abraham Lincoln
Know or listen to those who know. Baltasar Gracian
Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. Spencer Tracy
Know your strengths and take advantage of them. Greg Norman
Know yourself -- and know your audience. Tennessee Ernie Ford
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Knowledge exists to be imparted. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Knowledge is knowing that we cannot know. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Knowledge is the antidote to fear. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Knowledge is the most democratic source of power. Alvin Toffler
Knowledge is the only elegance. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Knowledge is the prime need of the hour. Mary McLeod Bethune
Knowledge itself is power. Francis Bacon
Known by the sobriquet" of 'The artful Dodger.' Charles Dickens
Labor gives birth to ideas. Jim Rohn
Lack of money is the root of all evil. George Bernard Shaw
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. Kin Hubbard
Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse. W. C. Fields
Language is a form of organized stutter. Marshall McLuhan
Language is a virus from outer space. William S. Burroughs
Language is fossil poetry. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Language is the archives of history. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Language is the dress of thought. Samuel Johnson
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. Elsa Maxwell
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. Arnold Glasgow
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God. Karl Barth
Law means good order. Aristotle
Lead and I follow. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Leadership does not depend on being right. Ivan Illich
Leadership is the ability to lift and inspire. Paul Dietzel
Learn as much by writing as by reading. John Dalberg Acton
Learn from everyone, copy no one. Don Shula
Learn from the beasts the physic of the field. Alexander Pope
Learn taciturnity and let that be your motto! Robert Burns
Learn to think Imperially. Joseph Chamberlain
Learning and sex until rigor mortis. Maggie Kuhn
Learning is a livelihood. Hitopadesa
Learning is finding out what you already know Richard Bach
Leave something good in every day. Dolly Parton
Leaves are verbs that conjugate the seasons. Gretel Ehrlich
Legend remains victorious in spite of history. Sarah Bernhardt
Leisure is the exultation of the possible. Martin Buber
Less is more. Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
Less judgment than wit is more sail than ballast. William Penn
Let diaries, therefore, be brought in use. Francis Bacon
Let me listen to me and not them. Gertrude Stein
Let nothing come between you and the light. Henry David Thoreau
Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery. Jane Austen
Let reason govern desire. Marcus Tullius Cicero
Let the first impulse pass, wait for the second. Baltasar Gracian
Let thy discontents be thy secrets. Benjamin Franklin
Let us be moral. Let us contemplate existence. Charles Dickens
Let us be poised, and wise, and our own, today. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Let us cross over the river and rest in the shade. Stonewall Jackson
Let us go hence, my songs; she will not hear. Algernon Charles Swinburne
Let us go in; the fog is rising. Emily Dickinson
Let us hob-and-nob with Death. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Let us never confuse stability with stagnation. Mary Jean LeTendre
Let your mind alone, and see what happens. Virgil Thomson
Let your tongue speak what your heart thinks. Davy Crockett
Let's face it, writing is hell. William Styron
Let's have some new clich‚s. Samuel Goldwyn
Let's meet and either do or die. John Fletcher
Letters are expectation packaged in an envelope. Shana Alexander
LIAR, n. A lawyer with a roving commission. Ambrose Bierce
Liberty has restraints but not frontiers. David Lloyd George
Liberty is the soul's right to breathe. Henry Ward Beecher
Libraries are not made; they grow. Augustine Birrell
Life and death do not wait for legal action. Daphne DuMaurier
Life imitates art far more than art imitates life. Oscar Wilde
Life is a dead-end street. H. L. Mencken
Life is a festival only to the wise. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life is a lively process of becoming. Douglas MacArthur
Life is a long headache in a noisy street. John Masefield
Life is a long lesson in humility. James Matthew Barrie
Life is a loom, weaving illusion. Vachel Lindsay
Life is a movie.  Death is a photograph. Susan Sontag
Life is a progress, and not a station. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life is a search after power. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life is a tragedy full of joy. Bernard Malamud
Life is a zoo in a jungle. Peter De Vries
Life is an incurable Disease. Abraham Cowley
Life is entirely too time-consuming. Irene Peter
Life is just a bowl of pits. Rodney Dangerfield
Life is like a cob web, not an organization chart. H. Ross Perot
Life is made up of marble and mud. Nathaniel Hawthorne
Life is meant to be enjoyed, not endured. Anthony J. D'Angelo
Life is not a dress rehearsal. Rose Tremain
Life is not an exact science, it is an art. Samuel Butler (b)
Life is not so important as the duties of life. John Randolph
Life is one long process of getting tired. Samuel Butler (b)
Life is one long struggle in the dark. Lucretius
Life is so unlike theory. Anthony Trollope
Life is the art of being well deceived. William Hazlitt
Life is the farce which everyone has to perform. Arthur Rimbaud
Life is too important to be taken seriously. Oscar Wilde
Life is too short for a long story. Mary Wortley Montagu
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. Shirley Conran
Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments. Rose Kennedy
Life itself is a quotation. Jorge Luis Borges
Life levels all men: death reveals the eminent. George Bernard Shaw
Life loves the liver of it. Maya Angelou
Life protracted is protracted woe. Samuel Johnson
Life should be embraced like a lover. Rose Tremain
Life too near paralyses art. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements. George Bernard Shaw
Life, the permission to know death. Djuna Barnes
Life's been nothing but paperwork. Gustav Mahler
Life's but a day at most. George Burns
Light tomorrow with today. Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Like an army defeated / The snow hath retreated. William Wordsworth
Like associates with like. Marcus Tullius Cicero
Like glimpses of forgotten dreams. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Like Moses, I wasn't born. l was found. Belle Livingstone
Listen to advice, but follow your heart. Conway Twitty
Listen to what you know instead of what you fear. Richard Bach
Literary men are . . . a perpetual priesthood. Thomas Carlyle
Literature becomes the living memory of a nation. Alexander Solzhenitsyn
Literature has always been allegorical. G. K. Chesterton
Literature is the orchestration of platitudes. Thornton Wilder
Literature is the question minus the answer. Roland Barthes
Little by little does the trick. Aesop
Little opportunities should be improved. Francois de Salignac Fenelon
Little strokes fell great oaks. Benjamin Franklin
Little words hurt big ideas. Howard W. Newton
Live out of your imagination, not your history. Stephen R. Covey
Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others. Doug Horton
Live with no time out. Simone de Beauvoir
Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. Henry David Thoreau
Live, let live, and help live. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. Winston Churchill
Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. Joseph Wood Krutch
Long ailments wear out pain, and long hopes, joy. Stanislaus I
Long before I was a star, I was a fan. Bill Anderson
Long is the road from conception to completion. MoliŠre
Look around for a place to sow a few seeds. Henry Vandyke
Look for a sweet person. Forget rich. Est‚e Lauder
Look twice before you leap. Charlotte Bronte
Look, I don't even agree with myself at times. Jeane Kirkpatrick
Looking back on it, I wouldn't change a thing. Tennessee Ernie Ford
Lord, keep my memory green. Charles Dickens
Lord, let me live until I die. Will Rogers
Lose not courage, lose not faith, go forward. Marcus Garvey
Losing is easy. It's not enjoyable, but it's easy. Bud Wilkinson
Lost in the gloom of uninspired research. William Wordsworth
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. Kin Hubbard
Love as if you liked yourself, and it may happen. Marge Piercy
Love demands infinitely less than friendship. George Jean Nathan
Love has no great influences upon the sum of life. Samuel Johnson
Love is a given, hatred is acquired. Doug Horton
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. G. C. Lichtenberg
Love is like linen often changed, the sweeter. John Fletcher
Love is the beauty of the soul. Saint Augustine
Love is the only effective counter to death. Maureen Duffy
Love is the only gold. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Love is the river of life in the world. Henry Ward Beecher
Love means never having to say you're sorry. Erich Segal
Love will make a way out of no way. Lynda Barry
Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. Benjamin Franklin
Love, and do what you like. Saint Augustine
Love's a thin diet, nor will keep out cold. Aphra Behn
Love's tongue is in his eyes. John Fletcher
LOW-BRED, adj. "Raised" instead of brought up. Ambrose Bierce
Lucid intervals and happy pauses. Francis Bacon
Luck is the Residue of Design. Branch Rickey
Luck is where opportunity meets preparation. Denzel Washington
Luck relies on chance, labor on character. Richard Cobden
Lying is an elementary means of self-defense. Susan Sontag
LYRE, n. An ancient instrument of torture. Ambrose Bierce
Macho does not prove mucho. Zsa Zsa Gabor
MAGNET, n. Something acted upon by magnetism. Ambrose Bierce
MAGNETISM, n. Something acting upon a magnet. Ambrose Bierce
Make 'em laugh; make 'em cry; make 'em wait. Charles Reade
Make measurable progress in reasonable time. Jim Rohn
Make your life a mission-not an intermission. Arnold Glasgow
Make yourself necessary to someone. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Man cannot live by profit alone. James Baldwin
Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. Leo Tolstoy
Man dreams of fame while woman wakes to love. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Man is a piece of the universe made alive. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Man is a tool-making animal. Benjamin Franklin
Man is an imagining being. Gaston Bachelard
Man is an imitative creature. Friedrich von Schiller
Man is born to live and not to prepare to live. Boris Pasternak
Man is by nature a political animal. Aristotle
Man is emphatically a proselytizing creature. Thomas Carlyle
Man is that he might have joy. Joseph Smith
Man is the cruelest animal. Friedrich Nietzsche
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. Mark Twain
Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind. Mark Twain
Man is to be found in reason, God in the passions. G. C. Lichtenberg
Man is what he reads. Joseph Brodsky
Man know much more than he understands. Alfred Adler
Man must go back to nature for information. Thomas Paine
Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true. Francis Bacon
Man proposes, God disposes. Ludovico Ariosto
Man proposes, woman forecloses. Minna Thomas Antrim
Man thinks, God directs. Alcuin
Manners are the hypocrisy of a nation. Honore de Balzac
Many a necklace becomes a noose. Paul Eldridge
Many a truth sprang from an error. Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
Many are called but few get up. Oliver Herford
Many know how to flatter, few know how to praise. Wendell Phillips
Many strokes overthrow the tallest oaks. John Lyly
Many things are lost for want of asking. George Herbert
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. G. K. Chesterton
Marriage: A souvenir of love. Helen Rowland
Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. Mark Twain
Materialists and madmen never have doubts. G. K. Chesterton
Maybe being oneself is always an acquired taste. Patricia Hampl
Maybe I was born to play ball. Maybe I truly was. Willie Mays
MBAs know everything but understand nothing. Lee Iacocca
Me no Leica. Walter Kerr
Meaning, however, is no great matter. C. S. Calverley
Memory is the mother of all wisdom. Aeschylus
Memory is the scribe of the soul. Aristotle
Memory is the treasury and guardian of all things. Marcus Tullius Cicero
Men and melons are hard to know. Benjamin Franklin
Men are born to succeed, not to fail. Henry David Thoreau
Men are respectable only as they respect. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men are what their mothers made them. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men become old, but they never become good. Oscar Wilde
Men die but an idea does not. Alan Jay Lerner
Men dream of courtship, but in wedlock wake. Alexander Pope
Men hate more steadily than they love. Samuel Johnson
Men have become the tools of their trade. Henry David Thoreau
Men lose their tempers in defending their taste. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men love . . . newfangledness. Geoffrey Chaucer
Men of few words are the best men. William Shakespeare
Men of ideas vanish first when freedom vanishes. Carl Sandburg
Men prize the thing ungained more than it is. William Shakespeare
Men shut their doors against a setting sun. William Shakespeare
Men take more pains to mask than to mend. Benjamin Franklin
Men trust their eyes less than their ears. Herodotus
Men who wear turtlenecks look like turtles. Doris Lilly
Men will forgive a man anything except bad prose. Winston Churchill
MENDACIOUS, adj. Addicted to rhetoric. Ambrose Bierce
Mental inertia is death. T. Thomas Fortune
Mental toughness is to physical as four is to one. Bobby Knight
Meredith is a prose Browning, and so is Browning. Oscar Wilde
METROPOLIS, n. A stronghold of provincialism. Ambrose Bierce
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. Lenny Bruce
Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it. Ogden Nash
Middleness is the very enemy of the bold. Charles Krauthammer
Mighty poets in their misery dead. William Wordsworth
Mile after boring mile . . . Bill Anderson
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Groucho Marx
Mind unemployed is mind un-enjoyed. Christian Nestell Bovee
Minds ripen at very different ages. Elizabeth Montagu
Mine is better than ours. Benjamin Franklin
MINOR, adj. Less objectionable. Ambrose Bierce
Miracles do not happen. Matthew Arnold
Miracles happen to those who believe in them. Bernard Berenson
Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows. William Shakespeare
Miss a meal if you have to, but don't miss a book. Jim Rohn
Mix a conviction with a man and something happens. Adam Clayton Powell
Moderation is the secret of survival. Manly Hall
Modern life is confusing no "Ms take" about it. Geraldine Ferraro
Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise. William Shakespeare
Modesty is the conscience of the body. Honore de Balzac
MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government. Ambrose Bierce
Money is a kind of poetry. Wallace Stevens
Money is always there, but the pockets change. Gertrude Stein
Money is good, love is wealth. Doug Horton
Money is like muck, not good except it be spread. Francis Bacon
Money is the long hair of the 80s. Elizabeth Ashley
Money is the sinews of love, as of war. George Farquhar
Money is usually attracted, not pursued. Jim Rohn
Money makes a good servant, but a bad master. Francis Bacon
Money often costs too much. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Money speaks, but it speaks with a male voice. Andrea Dworkin
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. H. G. Wells
Morality in Europe today is herd morality. Friedrich Nietzsche
Morality is a private and costly luxury. Henry Brooks Adams
Morality is moral only when it is voluntary. Lincoln Steffens
Morality is not respectability. George Bernard Shaw
Morality is the herd instinct in the individual. Friedrich Nietzsche
More are taken in by hope than by cunning. Luc De Clapiers
More bomb than bombshell. Judith Crist
More men die of jealousy than of cancer. Joseph P. Kennedy
More will mean worse. Kingsley Amis
MORE, adj. The comparative degree of too much. Ambrose Bierce
Most authors steal their works, or buy. Alexander Pope
Most fools think they are only ignorant. Benjamin Franklin
Most games are lost, not won. Casey Stengel
Most men admire Virtue, who follow not her lore. John Milton
Most of the sighs we hear have been edited. Stanislaw J. Lec
Most people would rather give than get affection. Aristotle
Most virtue is a demand for greater seduction. Natalie Clifford Barney
Most worries are reruns. Claude McDonald
Mothers are the most instinctive philosophers. Harriet Beecher Stowe
Motivation will almost always beat mere talent. Norman Augustine
Moulded on Africa's anvil, / tempered down home. Julian Bond
Mountains culminate in peaks, and nations in men. Jose Marti
Movies are fun, but they're not a cure for cancer. Warren Beatty
Mrs Jellyby was looking far away into Africa. Charles Dickens
Much effort, much prosperity. Euripides
Much is the force of heaven-bred poesy. William Shakespeare
Much learning does not teach understanding. Heraclitus of Ephesus
Much truth is spoken, that more may be concealed. Lord Darling
Muffle your rage. Get smart instead of muscular. Roy Wilkins
Music can't change the world. Bob Geldof
Music causes us to think eloquently. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Music does not exist until it is performed. Benjamin Britten
Music is a safe kind of high. Jimi Hendrix
Music is not just my passion it's my companion. Ronnie Milsap
Music is the best means we have of digesting time. W. H. Auden
Music was invented to confirm human loneliness. Lawrence Durrell
Musicians . . . own music because music owns them. Virgil Thomson
My brain: it's my second favorite organ. Woody Allen
My business is hurting people. Sugar Ray Robinson
My eyes were made to erase all that is ugly. Raoul Dufy
My fan mail is enormous. Everyone is under six. Alexander Calder
My favorite thing is to go where I've never been. Diane Arbus
My friends are my estate. Emily Dickinson
My home is in whatever town I'm booked. Polly Adler
My Lady Bountiful. George Farquhar
My library / Was dukedom large enough. William Shakespeare
My life is one demd horrid grind! Charles Dickens
My life is one long curve, full of turning points. Pierre Elliott Trudeau
My life will be sour grapes and ashes without you. Daisy Ashford
My mind is not a bed to be made and remade. James Agate
My mind works . . . two boobs never get me a job. Erma Bombeck
My philosophy? Simplicity plus variety. Hank Stram
My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. Edith Sitwell
My reputation grew with every failure. George Bernard Shaw
My sore throats are always worse than anyone's. Jane Austen
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. Steven Wright
My toughest fight was with my first wife. Muhammad Ali
My work is a game -- a very serious game. M. C. Escher
Mysteries are due to secrecy. Francis Bacon
Mystery and innocence are not akin. Hosea Ballou
Mystery is the wisdom of blockheads. Horace Walpole
Myth is nothing more than ancient gossip. Stanislaw J. Lec
Myths are public dreams, dreams are private myths. Joseph Campbell
Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. Edith Clara Summerskill
Nakedness is uncomely as well in mind, as body. Francis Bacon
Name the greatest of all the inventors. Accident. Mark Twain
Nations, like men, have their infancy. Henry St. John Bolingbroke
Naturally, love's the most distant possibility. Georges Bataille
Nature and books belong to the eyes that see them. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nature does not proceed by leaps and bounds. Carl Linnaeus
Nature encourages no looseness; pardons no errors. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nature hates calculators. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nature hates monopolies and exceptions. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nature is a dictionary; one draws words from it. Eugene Delacroix
Nature is the art of God eternal. Dante
Nature made him -- then broke the mold. Ludovico Ariosto
Nature tells every secret once. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nature uses as little as possible of anything. Johannes Kepler
Nature, red in tooth and claw. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed. Francis Bacon
Naught venture naught have. Thomas Tusser
Necessity does everything well. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Necessity does the work of courage. George Eliot
Necessity is the mother of invention. Jonathan Swift
Necessity is the mother of taking chances. Mark Twain
Necessity is the spur of genius. Honore de Balzac
Necessity never made a good bargain. Benjamin Franklin
Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument. Rufus Choate
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. Rufus Choate
Never accept a drink from a Urologist. Erma Bombeck
Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon. Tommy Lasorda
Never assume the obvious is true. William Safire
Never be afraid to sit awhile and think. Lorraine Hansberry
Never be so brief as to become obscure. Tryon Edwards
Never begin the day until it is finished on paper. Jim Rohn
Never bet on baseball. Pete Rose
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him. Addison Mizner
Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat. F. Scott Fitzgerald
Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose. Baltasar Gracian
Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. Edmund Burke
Never do wrong when people are looking. Mark Twain
Never floss with a stranger. Joan Rivers
Never follow the crowd. Bernard Baruch
Never forget that two blacks do not make a white. George Bernard Shaw
Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you. Robert Heinlein
Never get a mime talking. He won't stop. Marcel Marceau
Never get caught acting. Lillian Gish
Never give a sucker an even break. W. C. Fields
Never give up and never give in. Hubert H. Humphrey
Never hesitate to steal a good idea. Al Neuharth
Never judge a cover by its book. Fran Lebowitz
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. Joey Adams
Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire. Patti Smith
Never let the other fellow set the agenda. James Baker
Never lie when the truth is more profitable. Stanislaw J. Lec
Never make forecasts, especially about the future. Samuel Goldwyn
Never mistake motion for action. Ernest Hemingway
Never play a thing the same way twice. Louis Armstrong
Never practice without a thought in mind. Nancy Lopez
Never read any book that is not a year old. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never say never and always avoid always. William Hazlitt
Never speak more clearly than you think. Jeremy Bernstein
Never take counsel of your fears. Andrew Jackson
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. Robert Heinlein
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. Gregory Nunn
Never use intuition. Omar Bradley
Never wait for trouble. Chuck Yeager
Never wound a snake, kill it. Harriet Tubman
New arts destroy the old. Ralph Waldo Emerson
New links must be forged as old ones rust. Jane Howard
New roads: new ruts. G. K. Chesterton
New York is a sucked orange. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Night is the mother of thoughts. John Florio
Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time. Theodore Roosevelt
No action is without its side effects. Barry Commoner
No age seemed the age of romance to itself. Thomas Carlyle
No authority is higher than reality. Peter Nivio Zarlenga
No bad man can be a good poet. Boris Pasternak
No Bishop, no King. James I
No creature smarts so little as a fool. Alexander Pope
No crime is so great as daring to excel. Winston Churchill
No ghost was every seen by two pair of eyes. Thomas Carlyle
No hero is mortal till he dies. W. H. Auden
No just person ever became quickly rich. Menander
No man can become a saint in his sleep. Henry Drummond
No man can lose what he never had. Izaak Walton
No man ever quite believes in any other man. H. L. Mencken
No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures. Samuel Johnson
No man is happy but by comparison. Thomas Shadwell
No man is rich enough to buy back his past. Oscar Wilde
No man knows he is young while he is young. G. K. Chesterton
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant. Friedrich Nietzsche
No man was ever great by imitation. Samuel Johnson
No manager ever won no ballgames. Sparky Anderson
No object is mysterious. The mystery is your eye. Elizabeth Bowen
No one but a fool is always right. David Hare
No one can earn a million dollars honestly. William Jennings Bryan
No one can figure out your worth but you. Pearl Bailey
No one can remember more than three points. Philip Crosby
No one changes the world who isn't obsessed. Billie Jean King
No one has a closest friend in Hollywood. Sheilah Graham
No one hates his job so heartily as a farmer. H. L. Mencken
No one is free who does not lord over himself. Claudius
No one is wise at all times. Pliny the Elder
No one really knows enough to be a pessimist. Norman Cousins
No one remembers who came in second. Walter Hagen
No one should drive a hard bargain with an artist. Ludwig van Beethoven
No one wants advice - only corroboration. John Steinbeck
No one will do it for you. Ben Stein
No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. Thomas Beecham
No party is as bad as its leaders. Will Rogers
No person has the right to rain on your dreams. Marian Wright Edelman
No person is important enough to make me angry. Carlos Castaneda
No photographer is as good as the simplest camera. Edward Steichen
No place has delicatessen like New York. Judy Blume
No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. Robert Frost
No truly great man ever thought himself so. William Hazlitt
No two people read the same book. Edmund Wilson
No violent extreme endures. Thomas Carlyle
No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it. Andrea Dworkin
No young man believes he shall ever die. William Hazlitt
Nobility of birth commonly abateth industry. Francis Bacon
Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot. Sam Snead
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest. Kin Hubbard
Nobody does good to men with impunity. Auguste Rodin
Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat. Ann Landers
Nobody ever forgets where they buried a hatchet. Kin Hubbard
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. Kin Hubbard
Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. Bernard Baruch
Nobody ever says,  'Can I have your beets?' Bill Cosby
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. Yogi Berra
Nobody knows a hit before it's a hit. Tom T. Hall
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. Alfred E. Smith
Nobody, but nobody / Can make it out here alone. Maya Angelou
Nobody's interested in sweetness and light. Hedda Hopper
NON-COMBATANT, n. A dead Quaker. Ambrose Bierce
Nor in the critic let the man be lost. Alexander Pope
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Simone Signoret
Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter. Friedrich Nietzsche
Not deep the poet sees, but wide. Matthew Arnold
Not failure, but low aim, is crime. James Russell Lowell
Not on one strand are all life's jewels strung. William Morris
Not the punishment but the cause makes the martyr. Saint Augustine
Not to decide is to decide. Harvey Cox
Not to put too fine a point upon it. Charles Dickens
Not to transmit an experience is to betray it. Elie Wiesel
Not too much zeal! Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand
Not what I have, but what I do is my kingdom. Thomas Carlyle
Not without hope we suffer and we mourn. William Wordsworth
Nothing can be created out of nothing. Lucretius
Nothing can seem foul to those who win. William Shakespeare
Nothing endures but change. Heraclitus of Ephesus
Nothing external to you has any power over you. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing happens unless first we dream. Carl Sandburg
Nothing helps scenery like ham and eggs. Mark Twain
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man. George Bernard Shaw
Nothing is impossible in Russia but reform. Oscar Wilde
Nothing is inevitable until it happens. A. J. P. Taylor
Nothing is irreparable in politics. Jean Anouilh
Nothing is more useful than silence. Menander
Nothing is new except arrangement. Will Durant
Nothing is proved, all is permitted. Theodore Dreiser
Nothing is so dear as what you're about to leave. Jessamyn West
Nothing is so difficult as not deceiving oneself. Ludwig Wittgenstein
Nothing is so easy to fake as the inner vision. Robertson Davies
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand. George Eliot
Nothing is so much to be feared as fear. Henry David Thoreau
Nothing makes a man so selfish as work. George Bernard Shaw
Nothing preaches better than the act. Benjamin Franklin
Nothing recalls the past so potently as a smell. Winston Churchill
Nothing recedes like progress. e. e. cummings
Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing. Sylvia Plath
Nothing succeeds like address. Fran Lebowitz
Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. Christopher Lasch
Nothing that costs only a dollar is worth having. Elizabeth Arden
Nothing that is God's is obtainable by money. Tertullian
Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. Oscar Wilde
Nothing valuable can be lost by taking time. Abraham Lincoln
Nothing you can't spell will ever work. Will Rogers
Nothing's so dainty sweet as lovely melancholy. Francis Beaumont
Novels are longer than life. Natalie Clifford Barney
Now comes the mystery. Henry Ward Beecher
Now is the time for all good men to come to. Walt Kelly
Now lies the Earth all Dana‰ to the stars. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Now speak, / Or be for ever silent. Philip Massinger
Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out. Oscar Wilde
O friends, our chief state-oracle is mute. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
O hard, when love and duty clash! Alfred, Lord Tennyson
O tell her, brief is life but love is long. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
O you chorus of indolent reviewers. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
O, had I but followed the arts! William Shakespeare
Oaths are but words, and words but wind. Samuel Butler (a)
Obedience alone gives the right to command. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Obscurity brings safety. Aesop
Observe all men, thyself most. Benjamin Franklin
Of all the hazards, fear is the worst. Sam Snead
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is the best. Kin Hubbard
Of two evils choose the prettier. Carolyn Wells
Often you have to rely on your intuition. William H. Gates
Oh gracious, why wasn't I born old and ugly? Charles Dickens
Oh how fine it is to know a thing or two! MoliŠre
Oh Sammy, Sammy, vy worn't there a alleybi! Charles Dickens
Oh to be seventy again. Georges Clemenceau
Oh! I know their tricks and their manners. Charles Dickens
Oh, give us the man who sings at his work. Thomas Carlyle
Oh, one world at a time! Henry David Thoreau
Oh, the brave Music of a distant Drum! Omar Khayyam
Oh, this age!  How tasteless and ill-bred it is! Caius Valerius Catullus
Old age is the verdict of life. Amelia Barr
Old folks are the nation. Toni Cade Bambara
Old habits are strong and jealous. Dorothea Brande
Old men dream dreams; young men see visions. Melvin Tolson
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. Douglas MacArthur
Oliver Twist has asked for more! Charles Dickens
On the bald street breaks the blank day. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
On the whole I'd rather be in Philadelphia. W. C. Fields
On wrongs swift vengeance waits. Alexander Pope
Once a gentleman, and always a gentleman. Charles Dickens
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision. Oscar Levant
Once more the engine of her thoughts began: William Shakespeare
ONCE, adv. Enough. Ambrose Bierce
One aged man -- one man -- can't fill a house. Robert Frost
One brave deed makes no hero. John Greenleaf Whittier
One by one crept silently to Rest. Edward Fitzgerald
One can find traces of every life in each life. Susan Griffin
One cannot have too large a party. Jane Austen
One chance is all you need. Jesse Owens
One could do worse than be a swinger of birches. Robert Frost
One doesn't consider style, because style is. Robert Stone
One eye sees, the other feels. Paul Klee
One eye witness is better than ten hear sayers. Titus Maccius Plautus
One good turn deserves another. Petronius Arbiter
One has the right to be wrong in a democracy. Claude Pepper
One is not born a genius.  One becomes a genius. Simone de Beauvoir
One is not born, but rather becomes, a woman." Simone de Beauvoir
One learns to itch where one can scratch. Ernest Bramah
One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. Antonio Porchia
One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself. Sara Jeannette Duncan
One man with courage makes a majority. Andrew Jackson
One man's folly is often another man's wife. Helen Rowland
One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach. George Ade
One man's religion is another mans' belly laugh. Isaac Asimov
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence. Ogden Nash
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. Robert Heinlein
One miracle is just as easy to believe as another. William Jennings Bryan
One must be frank to be relevant. Corazon Aquino
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving. George Eliot
One should eat to live, not live to eat. Benjamin Franklin
One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom. Muriel Spark
One swallow does not make a spring. Aristotle
One threatens the innocent who spares the guilty. Edward Coke
One touch of Darwin makes the whole world kin. George Bernard Shaw
One, on God's side, is a majority. Wendell Phillips
Only a fool holds out for the top dollar. Joseph P. Kennedy
Only an artist can interpret the meaning of life. Novalis
Only connect! E. M. Forster
Only cream and SOBs rise to the top. Al Neuharth
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. Oscar Wilde
Only entropy comes easy. Lewis Mumford
Only great minds can afford a simple style. Stendhal
Only little boys and old men sneer at love. Louis Auchincloss
Only poetry inspires poetry. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Only sick music makes money today. Friedrich Nietzsche
Only that mind draws me which I cannot read. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Only the defeated and deserters go to war. Henry David Thoreau
Only the educated are free. Epictetus
Only the just man enjoys peace of mind. Epicurus
Only the mediocre are always at their best. Jean Giraudoux
Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. Ludwig van Beethoven
Only the shallow know themselves. Oscar Wilde
Only useless things are indispensable. Francis Picabia
Open sesame-I want to get out. Stanislaw J. Lec
Opening amenities are often opening inanities. Winston Churchill
Opportunity is a bird that never perches. Claude McDonald
Opportunity makes a thief. Francis Bacon
Optimism is the opium of the people. Milan Kundera
Order is heav'ns first law. Alexander Pope
Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. Pearl Buck
Ordinary morality is only for ordinary people. Aleister Crowley
Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes. Thomas W. Higginson
Originality is the art of concealing your source. Franklin P. Jones
OTHERWISE, adv. No better. Ambrose Bierce
Our best thoughts come from others. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies. Gelett Burgess
Our father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. George Herbert
Our hoard is little, but our hearts are great. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Our ideals are our better selves. Amos Bronson Alcott
Our intention creates our reality. Wayne Dyer
Our inventions mirror our secret wishes. Lawrence Durrell
Our lives are like a candle in the wind. Carl Sandburg
Our lives teach us who we are. Salman Rushdie
Our loyal passion for our temperate kings. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Our necessities never equal our wants. Benjamin Franklin
Our only hope is to control the vote. Medgar Evers
Our patience will achieve more than our force. Edmund Burke
Our power is not so much in us as through us. Harry Emerson Fosdick
Our strength grows out of our weakness. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our true nationality is mankind. H. G. Wells
Our visions begin with our desires. Audre Lorde
Our words have wings, but fly not where we would. George Eliot
OUTDO, v.t. To make an enemy. Ambrose Bierce
Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth. Aesop
Outspoken by whom? Dorothy Parker
OVEREAT, v. To dine. Ambrose Bierce
Pain comes like the weather, but joy is a choice. Rodney Crowell
Pain with the thousand teeth. William Watson
Painting is the art of hollowing a surface. Georges Seurat
Part of courage is simple consistency. Peggy Noonan
Passions are the gales of life. Alexander Pope
Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. Benjamin Disraeli
Patience is passion tamed. Lyman Abbott
Patience is sorrow's salve. Charles Churchill
Patience is the best medicine. John Florio
Patience is the companion of wisdom. Saint Augustine
Patience is the key to contentment. Mohammed
Patience means self-suffering. Mahatma Gandhi
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. Samuel Johnson
Patriotism is the last refuge of the sculptor. William Plomer
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. Maria Schell
Peace rules the day where reason rules the mind. Wilkie Collins
PENITENT, adj. Undergoing or awaiting punishment. Ambrose Bierce
People are to be taken in very small doses. Ralph Waldo Emerson
People can be slave-ships in shoes. Zora Neale Hurston
People can cry much easier than they can change. James Baldwin
People can die of mere imagination. Geoffrey Chaucer
People die of fright and live of confidence. Henry David Thoreau
People do not retire. They are retired by others. Duke Ellington
People fail forward to success. Mary Kay Ash
People find life entirely too time-consuming. Stanislaw J. Lec
People have the power to redeem the work of fools. Patti Smith
People say law but they mean wealth. Ralph Waldo Emerson
People see only what they are prepared to see. Ralph Waldo Emerson
People spend money when and where they feel good. Walt Disney
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope
People who travel are always fugitives. Daphne DuMaurier
Perfect order is the forerunner of perfect horror. Carlos Fuentes
Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier. Colin Powell
Perplexity is the beginning of knowledge. Kahlil Gibran
Perseverance and audacity generally win. Doroth‚e DeLuzy
Perseverance is patience concentrated. Thomas Carlyle
Persevere and get it done. George Allen
Persistence is self-discipline in action. Brian Tracy
Personality is the gland of creativity. Sholem Asch
Perversity is the muse of modern literature. Susan Sontag
Pessimism does win us some great moments. Max Beerbohm
Petty laws breed great crimes. Ouida
Philosophers are only men in armor after all. Charles Dickens
Philosophy is the science which considers truth. Aristotle
Photography helps people to see. Berenice Abbott
Pictures help you to form the mental mold... Robert Collier
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. Mark Twain
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. Don Marquis
Plans are nothing; planning is everything. Dwight D. Eisenhower
Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. Aristotle
Play -- Work that you enjoy doing for nothing. Evan Esar
Play is work that you enjoy doing for nothing. Evan Esar
Please all, and you will please none. Aesop
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. Aristotle
PLEASURE, n. The least hateful form of dejection. Ambrose Bierce
Plough deep while sluggards sleep. Benjamin Franklin
Poems come from incomplete knowledge. Diane Wakoski
Poetry heals the wounds inflicted by reason. Novalis
Poetry is a mere drug, Sir. George Farquhar
Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. Robert Frost
Poetry is an echo, asking a shadow to dance. Carl Sandburg
Poetry is at bottom a criticism of life. Matthew Arnold
Poetry is life distilled. Gwendolyn Brooks
Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it. Russell Baker
Poetry is the art of uniting pleasure with truth. Samuel Johnson
Poetry is the deification of reality. Edith Sitwell
Poetry is the key to the hieroglyphics of nature. David Hare
Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind. Don Marquis
Poets are born, not paid. Addison Mizner
Poets do not go mad, but chess players do. G. K. Chesterton
Polite conversation is rarely either. Fran Lebowitz
POLITENESS, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy. Ambrose Bierce
Politics is not an exact science. Otto von Bismarck
Politics makes strange bed-fellows. Charles Dudley Warner
Politics makes strange postmasters. Kin Hubbard
Popular applause veers with the wind. John Bright
Popular opinion is the greatest lie in the world. Thomas Carlyle
Poverty consist in feeling poor. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. Aristotle
Power has to be insecure to be responsive. Ralph Nader
Power is not sufficient evidence of truth. Samuel Johnson
Power is the ability to get things done. Rosabeth Moss Kanter
Power only tires those who don't exercise it. Pierre Elliott Trudeau
Power without a nation's confidence is nothing. Catherine the Great
Powerless rage can work miracles. Stanislaw J. Lec
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. Henry Brooks Adams
Practice every time you get a chance. Bill Monroe
Practice puts your brains in your muscles. Sam Snead
Praise does wonders for our sense of hearing. Arnold Glasow
Praise the sea; on shore remain. John Florio
Praise undeserved, is satire in disguise. Alexander Pope
Praise yourself daringly, something always sticks. Francis Bacon
Pray but one prayer for me 'twixt thy closed lips. William Morris
Prayer begins where human capacity ends. Marian Anderson
Preaching is personal counseling on a group basis. Harry Emerson Fosdick
Precaution is better than cure. Edward Coke
PRECIPITATE, adj. Anteprandial. Ambrose Bierce
PREDICAMENT, n. The wage of consistency. Ambrose Bierce
PRE-EXISTENCE, n. An unnoted factor in creation. Ambrose Bierce
Prejudice is the child of ignorance. William Hazlitt
PREROGATIVE, n. A sovereign's right to do wrong. Ambrose Bierce
Presents, I often say, endear absents. Charles Lamb
Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. Robert Frost
Pride is a tricky, glorious, double-edged feeling. Adrienne Rich
Pride ruined the angels. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Pride that dines on vanity, sups on contempt. Benjamin Franklin
Pride, the never failing vice of fools. Alexander Pope
Problems are the price you pay for progress. Branch Rickey
Procrastination is opportunity's natural assassin. Victor Kiam
Procrastination is the thief of time. Edward Young
Progress is not created by contented people. Frank Tyger
Progress is the attraction that moves humanity. Marcus Garvey
Property is organised robbery. George Bernard Shaw
Prophecy is the most gratuitous form of error. George Eliot
Prosperity is the best protector of principle. Mark Twain
Proverbs are the sanctuary of the intuitions. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Provoke / The years to bring the inevitable yoke. William Wordsworth
Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution. G. K. Chesterton
Public opinion is a second conscience. William R. Alger
Punctuality is the soul of business. Thomas C. Haliburton
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. Evelyn Waugh
Punishment is justice for the unjust. Saint Augustine
Purchasing power is a license to purchase power. Raoul Vaneigem
Pure innovation is more gross than error. George Chapman
Purity is obscurity. Ogden Nash
Purity of mind and idleness are incompatible. Mahatma Gandhi
Put it down a we, my lord, put it down a we! Charles Dickens
Queen rose of the rosebud garden of girls. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Qu'ils mangent de la brioche.' Let them eat cake. Marie Antoinette
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. Robert Orben
Rapidity is the essence of war. Sun Tzu [Wu]
RASCAL, n. A fool considered under another aspect. Ambrose Bierce
RASH, adj. Insensible to the value of our advice. Ambrose Bierce
Rashness belongs to youth; prudence to old age. Marcus Tullius Cicero
Read good, big important things. Peggy Noonan
Read much, but not many books. Benjamin Franklin
Read nature; nature is a friend to truth. Edward Young
Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare. Harriet Martineau
Real action is in silent moments. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Real art has the capacity to make us nervous. Susan Sontag
Real life seems to have no plot. Ivy Compton-Burnett
Real love stories never have endings. Richard Bach
Reality is a sliding door. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. Lily Tomlin
Reality is something you rise above. Liza Minnelli
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination. John Lennon
REALLY, adv. Apparently. Ambrose Bierce
Reason gains all people by compelling none. Aaron Hill
Reason is life's sole arbiter. Richard Francis Burton
Reason is the servant of instinct. Clarence Day
Reason over passion. Pierre Elliott Trudeau
Reason should direct and appetite obey. Marcus Tullius Cicero
Reason, I sacrifice you to the evening breeze. Aime Cesaire
REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice. Ambrose Bierce
REDRESS, n. Reparation without satisfaction. Ambrose Bierce
REDUNDANT, adj. Superfluous; needless; "de trop". Ambrose Bierce
Reflection makes men cowards. William Hazlitt
Regrets are the natural property of gray hairs. Charles Dickens
Religion is love; in no case is it logic. Beatrice Potter Webb
Religion without humanity is a poor human stuff. Sojourner Truth
Remarks are not literature. Gertrude Stein
Remember that time is money. Benjamin Franklin
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. Ogden Nash
Remorse is beholding heaven and feeling hell. George Moore
Renouncement: the heroism of mediocrity. Natalie Clifford Barney
Repentance is another name for aspiration. Henry Ward Beecher
Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. Mark Twain
REPOSE, v.i. To cease from troubling. Ambrose Bierce
RESIDENT, adj. Unable to leave. Ambrose Bierce
Respectable Professors of the Dismal Science. Thomas Carlyle
Responsibility educates. Wendell Phillips
Responsibility is the price of greatness. Winston Churchill
Rest is for the dead. Thomas Carlyle
Rest is the sweet sauce of labor. Plutarch
RESTITUTOR, n. Benefactor; philanthropist. Ambrose Bierce
Revelation can be more perilous than Revolution. Vladimir Nabokov
Revolution begins with the self, in the self. Toni Cade Bambara
Revolution is but thought carried into action. Emma Goldman
Revolutions are not made. They come. Wendell Phillips
Riches are chiefly good because they give us time. Charles Lamb
Riches are for spending. Francis Bacon
Ridicule is the language of the devil. Thomas Carlyle
Riflemen, Riflemen, Riflemen form! Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Right reason is stronger than force. James A. Garfield
Rise with the hour for which you were made. Georgia Douglas Johnson
Rise, honest Muse! and sing the Man of Ross. Alexander Pope
Risk comes from not knowing what you're doing. Warren Buffett
ROBBER, n. A candid man of affairs. Ambrose Bierce
Robert Morley is a legend in his own lunchtime. Rex Harrison
Rock n' roll is dream soup, what's your brand? Patti Smith
Rome was not built in a day. John Heywood
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May. William Shakespeare
Round numbers are always false. Samuel Johnson
Rules and models destroy genius and art. William Hazlitt
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. Abbie Hoffman
Saddle your dreams afore you ride 'ern. Mary Webb
SAINT, n. A dead sinner revised and edited. Ambrose Bierce
Salad is roughage and a French idea. M. F. K. Fisher
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. John Russell
Sanity is a cozy lie. Susan Sontag
Sanity is not being subdued by your means. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Satire is a lesson, parody is a game. Vladimir Nabokov
Say what you have to say, not what you ought. Henry David Thoreau
Scandal: gossip made tedious by morality. Oscar Wilde
Scepticism is the beginning of Faith. Oscar Wilde
Science does not know its debt to imagination. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Science does not permit exceptions. Claude Bernard
Science is a cemetery of dead ideas. Miguel de Unamuno
Science is all metaphor. Timothy Leary
Science is but an image of the truth. Francis Bacon
Science sees signs; Poetry the thing signified. Augustus (and Julius) Hare
Scratch a king and find a fool! Dorothy Parker
Scratch a lover, and find a foe. Dorothy Parker
Scratch an actor and you'll find an actress. Dorothy Parker
Sculpture is the art of the hole and the lump. Auguste Rodin
Search others for virtues, thyself for thy vices. Benjamin Franklin
Second guesses in putting are fatal. Bobby Locke
Second to the right, and straight on till morning. James Matthew Barrie
See how these Christians love one another. Tertullian
See how time makes all grief decay. Adelaide A. Proctor
See into life -- don't just look at it. Anne Baxter
See the ball; hit the ball. Pete Rose
See with your heart. Ronnie Milsap
See, Winter comes to rule the varied year. James Thomson
Seek home for rest, / For home is best. Thomas Tusser
Seize the day. Horace
Seize the Time. Bobby Seale
Seldom any splendid story is wholly true. Samuel Johnson
Self is the only prison that can bind the soul. Henry Vandyke
Self-command is the main discipline. Ralph Waldo Emerson
SELF-ESTEEM,n. An erroneous appraisal. Ambrose Bierce
Self-plagiarism is style. Alfred Hitchcock
Self-reflection is the school of wisdom. Baltasar Gracian
Self-trust is the first secret of success. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment. Damon Runyon
Sentiment is the poetry of the imagination. Alphonse De Lamartine
Seven days without laughter makes one weak. Joel Goodman
Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city. Dorothy Parker
Sex appeal is the keynote of our civilization. Henri Bergson
Sharing is sometimes more demanding than giving. Mary Catherine Bateson
She felt in italics and thought in capitals. Henry James, Jr.
She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket. Raymond Chandler
She is a wife who is the soul of her husband. Hitopadesa
She lacks the indefinable charm of weakness. Oscar Wilde
She moves a goddess, and she looks a queen. Alexander Pope
She was a patron saint of the peripheral. Jane Howard
She was short on intellect, but long on shape. George Ade
She's a swellin' wisibly before my wery eyes. Charles Dickens
She's been thinking of the old 'un! Charles Dickens
She's OK if you like talent. Ethel Merman
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest. Joe E. Lewis
Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser. Paul Newman
Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot. Leo Durocher
Sickness is mankind's greatest defect. G. C. Lichtenberg
Sigh'd and look'd unutterable things. James Thomson
Silence hides nothing. Words conceal. J. August Strindberg
Silence is argument carried on by other means. Che Guevara
Silence is more eloquent than words. Thomas Carlyle
Silence is one of the great arts of conversation. Marcus Tullius Cicero
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. Josh Billings
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn. George Bernard Shaw
Silence is the one great art of conversation. William Hazlitt
Silence is the safety zone of conversation. Arnold Glasgow
Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. Francis Bacon
Silence is the unbearable repartee. G. K. Chesterton
Silence is the virtue of fools. Francis Bacon
SIN: Self-Inflicted Nonsense Eric Butterworth
Since when was genius found respectable? Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Sincerity is the highest compliment you can pay. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sincerity is the way to heaven. Mencius
Sir, I would rather be right than be President. Henry Clay
Sir, the insolence of wealth will creep out. Samuel Johnson
Sir, you shall taste my Anno Domini. George Farquhar
Skepticism is unbelief in cause and effect. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Skill to do comes of doing. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. Ernestine L. Rose
Sleep my little one, sleep my pretty one, sleep. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Slow and steady wins the race. Aesop
Small crimes always precedes great ones. Jean Racine
Small service is true service, while it lasts. William Wordsworth
Small things amuse small minds. Doris Lessing
Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye. Doug Horton
Smile, it's free therapy. Doug Horton
Smooth runs the water where the brook is deep. William Shakespeare
So dawn goes down to day / Nothing gold can stay. Robert Frost
So far as a person thinks; they are free. Ralph Waldo Emerson
So little done, so much to do. Cecil Rhodes
So little time and so little to do. Oscar Levant
So long, and thanks for all the fish. Douglas Adams
So Long, It's Been Good to Know Yuh. Woody Guthrie
So much perfection argues rottenness somewhere. Beatrice Potter Webb
So much to do, so little done, such things to be. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
So shine on through these days we have to fill. Elton John
So sweetly mawkish and so smoothly dull. Alexander Pope
So who's in a hurry? Robert Benchley
Society is a hospital of incurables. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Society is founded upon cloth. Thomas Carlyle
Society is no comfort / To one not sociable. William Shakespeare
Society lives by faith, and develops by science. Henri Frederic Amiel
Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong. Winston Churchill
Solitude: a sweet absence of looks. Milan Kundera
Some folk are wise, and some are otherwise. Tobias Smollett
Some kind of fun lasts longer than others. Betty Hutton
Some natures are too good to be spoiled by praise. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Some of his words were not Sunday-school words. Mark Twain
Some of my instincts are reprehensible. William F. Buckley, Jr.
Some of my plays peter out and some pan out. James Matthew Barrie
Some remedies are worse than the diseases. Publilius Syrus
Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall. William Shakespeare
Some things have to be believed to be seen. Ralph Hodgson
Some wisdom you must learn from one who's wise. Euripides
Somebody was using the pencil. Dorothy Parker
Somebody's boring me. . . I think it's me. Dylan Thomas
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. Carl Sandburg
Sometimes history takes things into its own hands. Thurgood Marshall
Sometimes it's worse to win a fight than to lose. Billie Holiday
Sometimes the best songs almost write themselves Bill Anderson
Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. Mark Twain
Sometimes you have to be silent to be heard. Stanislaw J. Lec
Song is the heroics of speech. Thomas Carlyle
Songwriting is as much a craft as a talent. Tom T. Hall
Sons branch out, but one woman leads to another. Margaret Atwood
Sorrow is a silence in the heart. Robert Nathan
Sorrow is tranquillity remembered in emotion. Dorothy Parker
Sorrow makes men sincere. Henry Ward Beecher
Spare all I have, and take my life. George Farquhar
Spare the innovation and ruin the company. Robert Heller
Speech is of time, silence is of eternity. Thomas Carlyle
Speech is the gift of all, but thought of few. Marcus Cato
Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand
Spend the afternoon. You can't take it with you. Annie Dillard
Spleen can subsist on any kind of food. William Hazlitt
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. Heywood Hale Broun
Spring is God's way of saying,  'One more time!' Robert Orben
Spring is nature's way of saying,  'Let's party!' Robin Williams
Spring never is Spring unless it comes too soon. G. K. Chesterton
Standing on your dignity makes for poor footing. Arnold Glasgow
Statistics are no substitute for judgment. Henry Clay
Stay busy and take care of your own business. Eddy Arnold
Still longed for, never seen. William Wordsworth
Stolen sweets are best. Colley Cibber
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet. Will Rogers
STREETS FULL OF WATER. PLEASE ADVISE. Robert Benchley
Stretched on the rack of a too easy chair. Alexander Pope
Striving to better, oft we mar what's well. William Shakespeare
Strong words are required for weak principles. Doug Horton
Study men, not historians. Harry S. Truman
Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought. Robert Browning
Stupidity is a talent for misconception. Edgar Allan Poe
Style is not neutral; it gives moral directions. Martin Amis
Subtlety may deceive you; integrity never will. Oliver Cromwell
Success - it 's what you do with what you've got. Woody Hayes
Success breeds confidence. Beryl Markham
Success covers a multitude of blunders. George Bernard Shaw
Success has always been a great liar. Friedrich Nietzsche
Success is a journey, not a destination. Ben Sweetland
Success is never final, but failure can be. Bill Parcells
Success is never final. Winston Churchill
Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. Joe Paterno
Success is often just an idea away. Frank Tyger
Success is the ability to rise above principle. Gerald Barzan
Success is the sum of details. Harvey S. Firestone
Success plus Self-esteem equals Pretensions. William James
Success tempts many to their ruin. Phaedrus
Suffer fools gladly; they may be right. Holbrook Jackson
Suffering is part of the divine idea. Henry Ward Beecher
Suffering isn't ennobling, recovery is. Christiaan Barnard
Suicide is not a remedy. James A. Garfield
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. Joseph Addison
Supply always comes on the heels of demand. Robert Collier
Sure the shovel and tongs / To each other belongs. Samuel Lover
Survival is nothing more than recovery. Dianne Feinstein
Surviving meant being born over and over. Erica Jong
Suspense is worst than disappointment. Robert Burns
Suspicions which may be unjust need not be stated. Abraham Lincoln
Sweat is the cologne of accomplishment. Heywood Hale Broun
Sweet April showers / Do spring May flowers. Thomas Tusser
Sweete Themmes! runne softly, till I end my Song. Edmund Spenser
Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. Potter Stewart
Swifter, higher, stronger. Pierre de Coubertin
Symbols are the imaginative signposts of life. Margot Asquith
Tact is after all a kind of mind reading. Sarah Orne Jewett
Tact is the unsaid part of what you think. Henry Vandyke
Take eloquence and wring its neck. Paul Verlaine
Take the back roads instead of the highways. Minnie Pearl
Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. Rosalind Russell
Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire. Bern Williams
Talent is a valued tormentor. Truman Capote
Talent is being able to please people. Marty Robbins
Talent wins out. Althea Gibson
Talent works, genius creates. Robert Alexander Schumann
Talk about a dream, try to make it real. Bruce Springsteen
Talk is cheap -- except when Congress does it. Cullen Hightower
Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much. John Wayne
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. Euripides
Talking jaw-jaw is always better than war-war. Winston Churchill
Taste has no system and no proofs. Susan Sontag
Tax not the royal Saint with vain expense. William Wordsworth
Teaching is the royal road to learning. Jessamyn West
Tears are the noble language of the eye. Robert Herrick
Tears fall in my heart like the rain on the town. Paul Verlaine
Tears may be dried up, but the heart -- never. Marguerite de Valois
Technology: No Place for Wimps! Scott Adams
Television has raised writing to a new low. Samuel Goldwyn
Tell the truth and shame the devil. Francois Rabelais
Tell the truth or trump -- but get the trick. Mark Twain
Tell them from me they are unloading history. Winston Churchill
Temper is a weapon that we hold by the blade. James Matthew Barrie
Temptation is a woman's weapon and a man's excuse. H. L. Mencken
Ten censure wrong, for one that writes amiss. Alexander Pope
Ten thousand difficulties do not make one doubt. John Henry Newman
That government is best which governs least. Henry David Thoreau
That great dust-heap called "history." Augustine Birrell
That isn't writing at all, it's typing. Truman Capote
That man is idle who can do something better. Ralph Waldo Emerson
That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest. Henry David Thoreau
That man's silence is wonderful to listen to. Thomas Hardy
That was the song - the song for me! William Wordsworth
That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Friedrich Nietzsche
That which is not just is not law. William Lloyd Garrison
That's all there is, there isn't any more. Ethel Barrymore
That's easier said than done. David Garrick
The actual well seen is ideal. Thomas Carlyle
The age of miracles is forever here! Thomas Carlyle
The ancestor of every action is a thought. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend. Aristotle
The anvil is not afraid of the hammer. Charles H. Spurgeon
The archenemy is the arch stupid! Thomas Carlyle
The are times when patience proves at fault. Robert Browning
The art of pleasing consists in being pleased. William Hazlitt
The art of pleasing is the art of deceiving. Luc de Clapiers Vauvenargues
The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. Doug Horton
The ascetic makes a necessity of virtue. Friedrich Nietzsche
The awareness of our own strength makes us modest. Paul Cezanne
The bad poet is a toady mimicking nature. Edward Dahlberg
The badge of intellect is a question mark. Arnold Glasow
The balance of power. Robert Walpole
The ballot is stronger than the bullet. Abraham Lincoln
The banalities of a great man pass for wit. Alexander Chase
The bashful are always aggressive at heart. Charles Horton Cooley
The basis of optimism is sheer terror. Oscar Wilde
The beauty of the past belongs to the past. Margaret Bourke-White
The bee fertilizes the flower it robs. Charles A. Beard
The beggar wears all colors fearing none. Charles Lamb
The beginning is always today. Mary Shelly Wollstonecraft
The beginning of wisdom is a definition of terms. Socrates
The best armor is to keep out of gunshot. Francis Bacon
The best headlines never fi Bernard Levin
The best is the cheapest. Benjamin Franklin
The best mind-altering drug is truth. Lily Tomlin
The best path through life is the highway. Henri Frederic Amiel
The best religion is the most tolerant. Delphine de Girardin
The best things arrive on time. Dorothy Gilman
The best things carried to excess are wrong. Charles Churchill
The best way out is always through. Robert Frost
The best way to fill time is to waste it. Marguerite Duras
The best weapon against an enemy is another enemy. Friedrich Nietzsche
The better part of valour is discretion. William Shakespeare
The big thing is that you know what you want. Earl Nightingale
The biggest dog has been a pup. Joaquin Miller
The biggest labor problem is tomorrow. Brigham Young
The bliss e'en of a moment still is bliss. Joanna Baillie
The bloom is gone, and with the bloom go I. Matthew Arnold
The bluebird carries the sky on his back. Henry David Thoreau
The book you don't read won't help. Jim Rohn
The booksellers are generous liberal-minded men. Samuel Johnson
The boughs that bear most hang lowest. David Garrick
The brain is the citadel of sense perception. Pliny the Elder
The bright day is done, And we are for the dark. William Shakespeare
The bud of victory is always in the truth. Benjamin Harrison
The busier we are the more leisure we have. William Hazlitt
The chickens have come home to roast. Jane Sherwood Ace
The chief cause of problems is solutions. Eric Sevareid
The course of everything goes to teach us faith. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The crafty, cold-blooded, blackhearted Italian. Winston Churchill
The creative mind plays with the objects it loves. Carl Gustav Jung
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. H. G. Wells
The critic should describe, and not prescribe. Eugene Ionesco
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. H. L. Mencken
The daughter of debate, that eke discord doth sow. Elizabeth I
The dead of midnight is the noon of thought. Anna Letitia Barbauld
The desire to write grows with writing. Desiderius Erasmus
The devil is the author of confusion. Robert Burton
The dice of God are always loaded. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The difficulty in life is the choice. George Moore
The discontented man finds no easy chair. Benjamin Franklin
The distrust of wit is the beginning of tyranny. Edward Abbey
The doctors were very brave about it. Dorothy Parker
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean
The dodgerest of the dodgers. Charles Dickens
The doors of wisdom are never shut. Benjamin Franklin
The early tire gets the roofin' tack. Kin Hubbard
The elegance of honesty needs no adornment. Merry Browne
The end is in the beginning and lies far ahead. Ralph Ellison
The end of labor is to gain leisure. Aristotle
The ends must justify the means. Matthew Prior
The energy of the mind is the essence of life. Aristotle
The engineering is secondary to the vision. Cynthia Ozick
The English are the nation of consummate cant. Friedrich Nietzsche
The English never draw a line without blurring it. Winston Churchill
The essence of a man is found in his faults. Francis Picabia
The essence of poetry is will and passion. William Hazlitt
The essential ingredient of politics is timing. Pierre Elliott Trudeau
The everlasting No. Thomas Carlyle
The excellent becomes the permanent. Jane Addams
The excellent is new forever. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The exuberant fertility of the universal will. Friedrich Nietzsche
The eye is easily frightened. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The eye is the jewel of the body. Henry David Thoreau
The eyes indicate the antiquity of the soul. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The faith that stands on authority is not faith. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The family fireside is the best of schools. Arnold Glasow
The fearful unbelief is unbelief in yourself. Thomas Carlyle
The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. Arnold Glasow
The fewer the words, the better the prayer. Martin Luther
The final mystery is oneself. Oscar Wilde
The first blow is half the battle. Oliver Goldsmith
The first cuckoo's melancholy cry. William Wordsworth
The first duty of love is to listen. Paul Tillich
The first quality that is needed is audacity. Winston Churchill
The first requisite for immortality is death. Stanislaw J. Lec
The first wealth is health. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The folly of one man is the fortune of another. Francis Bacon
The force of character is cumulative. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The friendship that can cease has never been real. St. Jerome
The fullness of life is in the hazards of life. Edith Hamilton
The future comes one day at a time. Dean Acheson
The future is . . . black. James Baldwin
The future is not a gift -- it is an achievement. Harry Lauder
The future is purchased by the present. Samuel Johnson
The game is meant to be fun. Jack Nicklaus
The garb of religion is the best cloak for power. William Hazlitt
The gods help them that help themselves. Aesop
The Gods themselves cannot recall their gifts. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules. George Bernard Shaw
The good man is the friend of all living things. Mahatma Gandhi
The good of the people is the greatest law. Marcus Tullius Cicero
The gospel according to Jean Jacques. Thomas Carlyle
The grand old name of gentleman. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
The grass is always greener over the septic tank. Erma Bombeck
The great artist is a slave to his ideals. Christian Nestell Bovee
The great artist is the simplifier. Henri Frederic Amiel
The great discoveries are usually obvious. Philip Crosby
The great end of life is not knowledge but action. Thomas Henry Huxley
The great growling engine of change -- technology. Alvin Toffler
The great Panjandrum himself. Samuel Foote
The greater person is one of courtesy. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
The greater the difficulty, the greater the glory. Marcus Tullius Cicero
The greater the risk, usually the worse the idea. Robert Heller
The greatest cunning is to have none at all. Carl Sandburg
The greatest genius is the most indebted person. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The greatest gift is not being afraid to question. Ruby Dee
The greatest homage we can pay truth is to use it. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The greatest joy in nature is the absence of man. Bliss Carman
The greatest man in history was the poorest. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The greatest of all sins is stupidity. Oscar Wilde
The gretteste clerkes been noght the wysest men. Geoffrey Chaucer
The hair is real; it's the head that's fake. Steve Allen
The hand is the cutting edge of the mind. Jacob Bronowski
The Hand that made us is divine. Joseph Addison
The handwriting on the wall may be a forgery. Ralph Hodgson
The happier the moment the shorter. Pliny the Elder
The happy ending is our national belief. Mary McCarthy
The Happy Warrior of Squandermania. Winston Churchill
The harder I work the luckier I get. Samuel Goldwyn
The harder you work, the luckier you get. Gary Player
The heart is forever inexperienced. Henry David Thoreau
The heart is wiser than the intellect. J. G. Holland
The hidden harmony is better than the obvious. Alexander Pope
The higher the voice the smaller the intellect. Ernest Newman
The highest result of education is tolerance. Helen Keller
The highest virtue is always against the law. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The horse never knows I'm there until he needs me. Willie Shoemaker
The humble and meek are thirsting for blood. Joe Orton
The idea is to get the pencil moving quickly. Bernard Malamud
The idea of life is to give and receive. Dizzy Gillespie
The ignorant classes are the dangerous classes. Henry Ward Beecher
The Inevitability of Gradualness. Beatrice Potter Webb
The insupportable labour of doing nothing. Richard Steele
The job of the artist is to deepen the mystery. Francis Bacon
The keener the wheat the lustier the growth. Wendell Phillips
The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated. Doug Horton
The key to winning is poise under stress. Paul Brown
The king is the man who can. Thomas Carlyle
The lack of money is the root of all evils. Mark Twain
The landscapist lives in silence. Henri Rousseau
The language of truth is simple. Euripides
The lark becomes a sightless song. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
The law is reason free from passion. Aristotle
The less government we have the better. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The less routine the more life. Amos Bronson Alcott
The less you talk, the more you're listened to. Abigail Van Buren
The lie is a condition of life. Friedrich Nietzsche
The life of man is a self-evolving circle. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The line of beauty is the line of perfect economy. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The little I know I owe to my ignorance. Sacha Guitry
The longer the title, the less important the job. George McGovern
The longest wave is quickly lost in the sea. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The look of a king is itself a deed. Jean Paul
The Lord survives the rainbow of His will. Robert Lowell
The lucky person passes for a genius. Euripides
The lunatic fringe wags the underdog. H. L. Mencken
The main obligation is to amuse yourself. S. J. Perelman
The man who has ceased to fear has ceased to care. Francis H. Bradley
The man who has no imagination has no wings. Muhammad Ali
The many-headed monster of the pit. Alexander Pope
The meek-ey'd Morn appears, mother of dews. James Thomson
The message of the media is the commercial. Alice Embree
The mind can also be an erogenous zone. Raquel Welch
The mob of gentlemen who wrote with ease. Alexander Pope
The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to. Carl Sandburg
The more a man dreams, the less he believes. H. L. Mencken
The more experiments you make the better. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. Jeanne-Marie Roland
The more I see the less I know for sure. John Lennon
The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is. Louis-Ferdinand Celine
The more one judges, the less one loves. Honore de Balzac
The more one knows, the more one simplifies. Elbert Hubbard
The more reason, the less government. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The more refined one is, the more unhappy. Anton Chekhov
The more we have the less we own. Meister Eckhart
The more you know the less you need to say. Jim Rohn
The more you reason the less you create. Raymond Chandler
The most anxious man in a prison is the governor. George Bernard Shaw
The most dangerous thing is illusion. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The most effective way to do it, is to do it. Toni Cade Bambara
The most important things in life aren't things. Anthony J. D'Angelo
The most learned are often the most narrow minded. William Hazlitt
The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom. Henry Ward Beecher
The mould of a man's fortune is in his own hands. Francis Bacon
The music business is strictly business. Kenny Rogers
The mutable, rank-scented many. William Shakespeare
The nation was awakened by that deafening shot. Corazon Aquino
The Negro was invented in America. John Oliver Killens
The never-ending task of self improvement . . . Ralph Waldo Emerson
The New is not a fashion, it is a value. Roland Barthes
The newspapers are the cemeteries of ideas. Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
The Nothing scrawled on a five-foot page. G. K. Chesterton
The object of art is to give life a shape. Jean Anouilh
The ocean is a mighty harmonist. William Wordsworth
The ocean is a place of paradoxes. Rachel Carson
The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. Oscar Wilde
The one real thing that money buys -- Time. Marita Bonner
The only cure for contempt is countercontempt. H. L. Mencken
The only cure for grief is action. George Henry Lewes
The only deadly sin I know is cynicism. Henry Lewis Stimson
The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline. Bum Phillips
The only prudence in life is concentration. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The only sensual pleasure without vice. Samuel Johnson
The only sin is mediocrity. Martha Graham
The only tastes worth having are acquired tastes. Gilbert Adair
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. Bob Hope
The optimism of a healthy mind is indefatigable. Margery Allingham
The optimum committee has no members. Norman Augustine
The original is unfaithful to the translation. Jorge Luis Borges
The pain passes, but the beauty remains. Auguste Renoir
The past should be a springboard, not a hammock. Ivern Ball
The perception of beauty is a moral test. Henry David Thoreau
The perfection of art is to conceal art. Edgar Quinet
The place of justice is a hallowed place. Francis Bacon
The playthings of our elders are called business. Saint Augustine
The poetry of country music will survive. Rodney Crowell
The power of imagination makes us infinite. John Muir
The present condition of fame is merely fashion. G. K. Chesterton
The price of greatness is responsibility. Winston Churchill
The price of justice is eternal publicity. Arnold Bennett
The principal part of faith is patience. George MacDonald
The protein of our cultural imagination. Robert Hughes
The public have neither shame or gratitude. William Hazlitt
The public is a bad guesser. Thomas De Quincey
The public is wiser than the wisest critic. George Bancroft
The public seldom forgive twice. Johann Casper Lavater
The purpose of all war is peace. Saint Augustine
The purpose of life is a life of purpose. Robert Byrne
The purpose of man is in action not thought. Thomas Carlyle
The rarer action is / In virtue than in vengeance. William Shakespeare
The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain. Wendy Wasserstein
The real thing creates its own poetry. Anzia Yezierska
The real trap of fame is its irresistibility. Ingrid Bengis
The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. Thomas Carlyle
The religions we call false were once true. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The remedy is worse than the disease. Francis Bacon
The report of my death is exaggerated. Mark Twain
The resolved mind hath no cares. George Herbert
The reward of suffering is experience. Aeschylus
The rich aren't like us -- they pay less taxes. Peter De Vries
The right divine of kings to govern wrong. Alexander Pope
The rise / And long roll of the Hexameter. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. John Madden
The road up and the road down is one and the same. Heraclitus of Ephesus
The savage in man is never quite eradicated. Henry David Thoreau
The scavenger of misery is pity. George Bernard Shaw
The sea complains upon a thousand shores. Alexander Smith
The seagreen Incorruptible. Thomas Carlyle
The secret of happiness is something to do. John Burroughs
The secret to humor is surprise. Aristotle
The shell must break before the bird can fly. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
The simpler I keep things, the better I play. Nancy Lopez
The sincere alone can recognize sincerity. Thomas Carlyle
The sky cannot have two suns. Chiang Kai-Shek
The sky is the daily bread of the eyes. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The smaller the head, the bigger the dream. Austin O'Malley
The smile of God is victory. John Greenleaf Whittier
The sooner every party breaks up the better. Jane Austen
The soul has many motions, body one. Theodore Roethke
The soul never thinks without a picture. Aristotle
The soul of conversation is sympathy. William Hazlitt
The soul's emphasis is always right. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The spiritual is the parent of the practical. Thomas Carlyle
The stage was our school, our home, our life. Lillian Gish
The stars are the apexes of what triangles! Henry David Thoreau
The state is not 'abolished', it withers away. Friedrich Engels
The stitch of a book is its words. Rumer Godden
The sum of all sums is eternity. Lucretius
The sun has not caught me in bed in fifty years. Thomas Jefferson
The sun is but a morning star. Henry David Thoreau
The surest cure for vanity is loneliness. Thomas Wolfe
The surest poison is time. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The surest sign of age is loneliness. Amos Bronson Alcott
The surest way to prevent war is not to fear it. John Randolph
The suspense is terrible, I hope it will last. Oscar Wilde
The test of democracy is freedom of criticism. David Ben-Gurion
The thoughtful soul to solitude retires. Omar Khayyam
The thoughtless are rarely wordless. Howard W. Newton
The thundering text, the snivelling commentary. Robert Graves
The tide turns at low water as well as at high. Havelock Ellis
The time is always right to do what is right. Martin Luther King, Jr.
The total depravity of inanimate things. Gail Hamilton
The tougher the job, the greater the reward. George Allen
The trick is growing up without growing old. Casey Stengel
The trick is to be there when it's settled. Arthur J. Goldberg
The trouble with law is lawyers. Clarence Darrow
The troublesome and modern bondage of rhyming. John Milton
The true art of memory is the art of attention. Samuel Johnson
The true end of tragedy is to purify the passions. Aristotle
The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas. Alfred Victor Vigny
The true poem is the poet's mind. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The truly fearless think of themselves as normal. Margaret Atwood
The truth doesn't hurt unless it ought to. B. C. Forbes
The truth is more important than the facts. Frank Lloyd Wright
The truth is not so good a story. Marion Zimmer Bradley
The truth will ouch. Arnold Glasow
The ultimate mystery is one's own self. Sammy Davis, Jr.
The unexamined life is not worth living. Socrates
The unfinished is nothing. Henri Frederic Amiel
The Universe is but one vast symbol of God. Thomas Carlyle
The universe is made of stories, not of atoms. Muriel Rukeyser
The universe is one of God's thoughts. Friedrich von Schiller
The universe is wider than our views of it. Henry David Thoreau
The vices of some men are magnificent. Charles Lamb
The virtue in most request is conformity. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The voice of the dead was a living voice to me. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
The voice of the majority is no proof of justice. Friedrich von Schiller
The vulgar boil, the learned roast an egg. Alexander Pope
The walking of Man is falling forwards. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The waste basket is a writer's best friend. Isaac Singer
The waste basket is the writer's best friend. Isaac Singer
The wavering mind is but a base possession. Euripides
The way to succeed is to double your failure rate. Thomas J. Watson, Sr.
The way you see people is the way you treat them. Zig Ziglar
The well of true wit is truth itself. George Meredith
The whole past is the procession of the present. Thomas Carlyle
The wildest colts make the best horses. Plutarch
The winds come to me from the fields of sleep. William Wordsworth
The wise man reads both books and life itself. Lin Yu-t'ang
The wise through excess of wisdom is made a fool. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The wisest mind has something yet to learn. George Santayana
The words of the world want to make sentences. Gaston Bachelard
The work of art is the exaggeration of an idea. Andre Gide
The world -- A small parenthesis in eternity. Thomas Browne
The world belongs to the energetic. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Alexander Pope
The world is a stage, but the play's badly cast. Oscar Wilde
The world is charged with the grandeur of God. Gerard Manley Hopkins
The world we live in is but thickened light. Ralph Waldo Emerson
The world's verdict is conclusive. Saint Augustine
The worst men often give the best advice. Philip James Bailey
The worst of madmen is a saint run mad. Alexander Pope
The worst of revolutions is a restoration. Charles James Fox
The worst old age is that of the mind. William Hazlitt
The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity. Oscar Wilde
The writer is an engineer of the human soul. Joseph Stalin
The wrong way always seems the more reasonable. George Moore
The years teach much which the days never know. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Then again, maybe I won't. Judy Blume
Theology is a science of mind applied to God. Henry Ward Beecher
There are charms made only for distant admiration. Samuel Johnson
There are few secrets in football. So execute. Hank Stram
There are lies, damned lies, and statistics. Mark Twain
There are many paths but only one journey. Naomi Judd
There are many victories worse than a defeat. George Eliot
There are no facts, only interpretations. Friedrich Nietzsche
There are no gains without pains. Adlai Stevenson
There are no office hours for champions. Paul Dietzel
There are no poetic ideas; only poetic utterances. Evelyn Waugh
There are no signposts in the sea. Vita Sackville-West
There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. Roger Staubach
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. Helena Rubinstein
There are so many girls, and so few princes. Liza Minnelli
There are two kinds of men -- dead and deadly. Helen Rowland
There is a crack in everything God has made. Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is a great deal of human nature in people. Mark Twain
There is a right physical size for every idea. Henry Moore
There is a superstition in avoiding superstition. Francis Bacon
There is always a "but" in this imperfect world. Anne Bronte
There is always safety in valor. Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is always some fig leaf being used. Gary Hart
There is always something new out of Africa. Pliny the Elder
There is great force hidden in a gentle command. George Herbert
There is less in this than meets the eye. Tallulah Bankhead
There is more to life than increasing its speed. Mahatma Gandhi
There is no better friend than a frank enemy. Dagobert Runes
There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. Lady Marguerite Blessington
There is no eloquence without a man behind it. Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is no forgiveness in nature. Ugo Betti
There is no genius without a mixture of madness. Lucius Annaeus Seneca
There is no god higher than truth. Mahatma Gandhi
There is no greater burden than great potential. Charles Schulz
There is no joy but calm! Alfred, Lord Tennyson
There is no knowledge that is not power. Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is no law governing all things. Giordano Bruno
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. George Bernard Shaw
There is no one who does not exaggerate! Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is no original truth, only original error. Gaston Bachelard
There is no plummet to sound another's soul. Virgilia Peterson
There is no quit in me. Larry Holmes
There is no reason to repeat bad history. Eleanor Holmes Norton
There is no road or ready way to virtue. Thomas Browne
There is no sanctuary of virtue like home. Edward Everett
There is no sin but ignorance. Christopher Marlowe
There is no sin except stupidity. Oscar Wilde
There is no sinner like a young saint. Aphra Behn
There is no such uncertainty as a sure thing. Robert Burns
There is no time of life past learning something. Saint Ambrose
There is no wisdom in useless and hopeless sorrow. Samuel Johnson
There is nothing as deceptive as an obvious fact. Arthur Conan Doyle
There is nothing impossible to him who will try. Alexander the Great
There is nothing like an odor to stir memories. William McFee
There is nothing so annoying as a good example!! Mark Twain
There is nothing so habit-forming as money. Don Marquis
There is nothing that fails like success. G. K. Chesterton
There is properly no history; only biography. Ralph Waldo Emerson
There might be some credit in being jolly. Charles Dickens
There rolls the deep where grew the tree. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
There was never a night that had no morn. Dinah Mulock Craik
There, but for the Grace of God, goes God. Herman J. Mankiewicz
There's a sucker born every minute. P. T. Barnum
There's light enough for what I've got to do. Charles Dickens
There's milestones on the Dover Road! Charles Dickens
There's no hate lost between us. Thomas Middleton
There's no one to stop you but yourself. David Thomas
There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself. Brendan Behan
There's nothing left . . . but to get drunk. Franklin Pierce
There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk. Tom Sharpe
There's nothing you can know that isn't known. John Lennon
There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him. Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
There's place and means for every man alive. William Shakespeare
There's small choice in rotten apples. William Shakespeare
There's time enough, but none to spare. Charles W. Chesnutt
They are able because they think they are able. Virgil
They condemn what they do not understand. Marcus Tullius Cicero
They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake. Alexander Pope
They fail, and they alone, who have not striven. Thomas Bailey Aldrich
They gave each other a smile with a future in it. Ring Lardner
They know enough who know how to learn. Henry Brooks Adams
They never die, who have the future in them. Meridel Le Sueur
They serve God well, who serve his creatures. Caroline Sheridan Norton
They shift the moving toyshop of their heart. Alexander Pope
They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm. Dorothy Parker
They that govern the most, make least noise. John Selden
They think they have God Almighty by the toe. Ludovico Ariosto
They who drink beer will think beer. Washington Irving
They'll take suggestion as a cat laps milk. William Shakespeare
Things do not change: we change. Henry David Thoreau
Things seen are mightier than things heard. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Think ahead. Golf is a next-shot game. Billy Casper
Think and let think. John Wesley
Thinking will not overcome fear but action will. W. Clement Stone
This above all: to thine own self be true. William Shakespeare
This business will never hold water. Colley Cibber
This delicious Solitude. Andrew Marvell
This fellow did not see further than his own nose. Jean de la Fontaine
This is a London particular . . . A fog, miss. Charles Dickens
This is a movie, not a lifeboat. Spencer Tracy
This is my son, mine own Telemachus. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
This is on me. Dorothy Parker
This is the way to kill a wife with kindness. William Shakespeare
This isn't a watercolor, it's a mural. Erich Segal
This life isn't bad for a first draft. Joan Konner
This long disease, my life. Alexander Pope
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. Oscar Wilde
This was a good week's labor. Thomas Middleton
This way and that dividing the swift mind. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
This world is but a canvas to our imagination. Henry David Thoreau
Those only deserve a monument who do not need one. William Hazlitt
Those they praise, but they read the others. Martial
Those who can command themselves command others. William Hazlitt
Those who do not complain are never pitied. Jane Austen
Those who know how to think need no teachers. Mahatma Gandhi
Those who know the least obey the best. George Farquhar
Those who trust us educate us. George Eliot
Those whom the gods love grow young. Oscar Wilde
Thou art to me a delicious torment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Thou dost preserve the stars from wrong. William Wordsworth
Thou hast done a deed whereat valour will weep. William Shakespeare
Thou ill-form,d offspring of my feeble brain . . . Anne Bradstreet
Thou madest man, he knows not why. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Thou needst not make new songs, but say the old. Abraham Cowley
Thou wert my guide, philosopher, and friend. Alexander Pope
Thought is action in rehearsal. Sigmund Freud
Thought is the parent of the deed. Thomas Carlyle
Thought makes every thing fit for use. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Thoughts are the seed of action. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Thoughts come through people, not from them. Anthony J. D'Angelo
Thrift is of great revenue. Marcus Tullius Cicero
Throw a theory into the fire; it only spoils life. Mikhail Bakunin
Thy soul was like a star, and dwelt apart. William Wordsworth
Till I was 13, I thought my name was "Shut Up."" Joe Namath
Time and space are only forms of thought. Edith Nesbitt
Time and tide wait for no man. Geoffrey Chaucer
Time as he grows old teaches all things. Aeschylus
Time bears away all things, even the mind. Virgil
Time brings all things to pass. Aeschylus
Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations. Faith Baldwin
Time is a sandpile we run our fingers in. Carl Sandburg
Time is not a road -- it is a room. John Fowles
Time is one of my most valuable assets. Bill Anderson
Time is the fairest and toughest judge. Edgar Quinet
Time is the measure of business. Francis Bacon
Time is waste of money. Oscar Wilde
Time makes heroes but dissolves celebrities. Daniel Boorstin
Time marks us while we are marking time. Theodore Roethke
Time stays long enough for those who use it. Leonardo da Vinci
Time stays, we go. H. L. Mencken
Time takes all and gives all. Giordano Bruno
Time wounds all heels. Jane Sherwood Ace
Time's thievish progress to eternity. William Shakespeare
Tis a rule of manners to avoid exaggeration. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers. William Shakespeare
Tis healthy to be sick sometimes. Henry David Thoreau
Tis held that sorrow makes us wise. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Tis held that sorrow makes us wise. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Tis neither here nor there. William Shakespeare
Tis said that some have died for love. William Wordsworth
To a man who is afraid everything rustles. Sophocles
To a poet nothing can be useless. Samuel Johnson
To a shower of gold most things are penetrable. Thomas Carlyle
To ask the hard question is simple. W. H. Auden
To awake from death is to die in peace. Doug Horton
To be alive at all involves some risk. Harold Macmillan
To be born is to start the journey towards death. Madeleine L'Engle
To be busy is man's only happiness. Mark Twain
To be great is to be misunderstood. Ralph Waldo Emerson
To be one's own master is to be the slave of self. Natalie Clifford Barney
To be social is to be forgiving. Robert Frost
To be wise, and love, / Exceeds man's might. William Shakespeare
To bear is to conquer our fate. Thomas Campbell
To begin, begin. Peter Nivio Zarlenga
To buy happiness is to sell soul. Doug Horton
To cease to admire is a proof of deterioration. Charles Horton Cooley
To choose time is to save time. Francis Bacon
To create a little flower is the labor of ages. William Blake
To desire is to obtain; to aspire is to achieve. James Allen
To die will be an awfully big adventure. James Matthew Barrie
To do nothing is in every man's power. Samuel Johnson
To eat in human.  To digest divine. Mark Twain
To err is human, but it feels divine. Mae West
To err is human, to forgive, divine. Alexander Pope
To Err is human; to refrain from laughing, humane. Lane Olinghouse
To err is nature, to rectify error is glory. George Washington
To fill the hour -- that is happiness. Ralph Waldo Emerson
To fly we have to have resistance. Maya Ying Lin
To have realized your dream makes you feel lost. Oriana Fallaci
To innovate is not to reform. Edmund Burke
To know when to retreat; and to dare to do it. Arthur Wellesley
To love without criticism is to be betrayed. Djuna Barnes
To make pleasures pleasant shorten them. Charles Buxton
To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them. Charles Buxton
To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. J. P. Donleavy
To multiply the harbors does not reduce the sea. Emily Dickinson
To philosophize is to doubt. Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
To read too many books is harmful. Mao Tse-Tung
To reflect is to disturb one's thoughts. Jean Rostand
To regret deeply is to live afresh. Henry David Thoreau
To retire is to begin to die. Pablo Casals
To rust unburnished, not to shine in use. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
To spend too much time in studies is sloth. Francis Bacon
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
To succeed, one must be creative and persistent. John H. Johnson
To the ashes of the dead glory comes too late. Martial
To the victors belong the spoils. Andrew Jackson
To think is to act. Ralph Waldo Emerson
To think is to differ. Clarence Darrow
To think is to practice brain chemistry. Deepak Chopra
To understand madness is to be a bit mad. Addison Gayle, Jr.
To write is a humiliation. Edward Dahlberg
Today is a king in disguise. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline. Walter Winchell
Today's opportunities erase yesterday's failures. Gene Brown
Today's shocks are tomorrow's conventions. Carolyn Heilbrun
Tomorrow is a thief of pleasure. Rex Harrison
Tone can be as important as text. Edward Koch
Tonstant Weader Wowed up. Dorothy Parker
Too late is tomorrow's life; live for today. Martial
Too many wish to be happy before becoming wise. Suzanne Curchod Necker
Too much of a good thing is wonderful. Mae West
Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow. William Shakespeare
Touch a scientist and you touch a child. Ray Bradbury
Tough times don't last, tough people do. Robert Schuller
Touring is really a pretty lonely business. Eddy Arnold
Towering genius disdains a beaten path. Abraham Lincoln
Tragedy is clean, it is restful, it is flawless. Jean Anouilh
Travellers, like poets, are mostly an angry race. Richard Francis Burton
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. Anthony J. D'Angelo
TRUCE, n. Friendship. Ambrose Bierce
True creativity often starts where language ends. Arthur Koestler
True friendship is never serene. Marie de Sevigne
True knowledge lies in knowing how to live. Baltasar Gracian
True obedience is true freedom. Henry Ward Beecher
True strength is delicate. Louise Nevelson
Trust everybody, but cut the cards. Finley Peter Dunne
Trust me not at all, or all in all. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Trust your gut. Barbara Walters
Truth disappears with the telling of it. Lawrence Durrell
Truth for authority, not authority for truth. Lucretia Mott
Truth has rough flavours if we bite it through. George Eliot
Truth is always strange, stranger than fiction. George Gordon Byron
Truth is exact correspondence with reality. Paramahansa Yogananda
Truth is immortal; error is mortal. Mary Baker Eddy
Truth is in all things, even partly, in error. Jean-Luc Godard
Truth is no road to fortune. Jean Jacques Rousseau
Truth is on the side of the oppressed. Malcolm X
Truth is rarely pure, and never simple. Oscar Wilde
Truth is so rare that it is delightful to tell it. Emily Dickinson
Truth knows no color; it appeals to intelligence. James Cone
Truth lives in the cellar; error on the doorstep. Austin O'Malley
Truth never damages a cause that is just. Mahatma Gandhi
Truth sits upon the lips of dying men. Matthew Arnold
Truth uttered before its time is dangerous. Mencius
Truth, like surgery, may hurt, but it cures. Han Suyin
TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate. Ambrose Bierce
Truthfulness so often goes with ruthlessness. Dodie Smith
Truths and roses have thorns about them. Henry David Thoreau
Truth-teller was our England's Alfred named. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis. Ashleigh Brilliant
Turn loose and have fun. Give the audience a show. Roy Acuff
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. Frank Lloyd Wright
TWICE, adv. Once too often. Ambrose Bierce
Two great talkers will not travel far together. George Borrow
Two stars keep not their motion in one sphere. William Shakespeare
UN-AMERICAN, adj. Wicked, intolerable, heathenish. Ambrose Bierce
Understanding is the reward of faith. Saint Augustine
Unless we remember we cannot understand. E. M. Forster
Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. Richard Armour
Use your brain, not your endurance. Peter Thomson
Vain hope to make people happy by politics! Thomas Carlyle
Valor consists in the power of self recovery. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Value is what people are willing to pay for it. John Naisbitt
Variety is the condition of harmony. Thomas Carlyle
Variety is the soul of pleasure. Aphra Behn
Variety is the spice of love. Helen Rowland
Venerate art as art. William Hazlitt
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. Dan Quayle
Very dangerous things, theories. Dorothy L. Sayers
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows. Kin Hubbard
Vice president -- it has such a nice ring to it! Geraldine Ferraro
Victory is a thing of the will. Ferdinand Foch
Victory puts us on a level with heaven. Lucretius
Violence does even justice unjustly. Thomas Carlyle
Violence is the repartee of the illiterate. Alan Brien
Virtue by premeditation isn't worth much. G. C. Lichtenberg
Virtue has its own reward, but no box office. Mae West
Virtue has never been as respectable as money. Mark Twain
Virtue is bold, and goodness never fearful. William Shakespeare
Virtue is insufficient temptation. George Bernard Shaw
Virtue is like a rich stone, best plain set. Francis Bacon
Virtue is too often merely local. Samuel Johnson
Virtue: to resist all temptation to evil. Thomas Malthus
VIRTUES, n.pl. Certain abstentions. Ambrose Bierce
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. Jonathan Swift
Visualize winning. Gary Player
Wait a minute. Sam Rayburn
Wait and see. Herbert Henry Asquith
Wait for the wisest of all counselors, Time. Pericles
Waiting for the spark from heaven to fall. Matthew Arnold
War is a poor chisel to carve out tomorrow. Martin Luther King, Jr.
War would end if the dead could return. Stanley Baldwin
Wars are not won by evacuations. Winston Churchill
Water is the only drink for a wise man. Henry David Thoreau
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. Mark Twain
We acquire the strength we have overcome. Ralph Waldo Emerson
We adore chaos because we love to produce order. M. C. Escher
We aim above the mark to hit the mark. Ralph Waldo Emerson
We all know our duty better than we discharge it. John Randolph
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl. Kingman Brewster, Jr.
We all need each other. Leo Buscaglia
We always remember best the irrelevant. Peter Drucker
We are a nation of governesses. George Bernard Shaw
We are all alike, on the inside. Mark Twain
We are all born mad. Some remain so. Samuel Beckett
We are all cells in the same body of humanity. Peace Pilgrim
We are an impossibility in an impossible universe Ray Bradbury
We are anthill men upon an anthill world. Ray Bradbury
We are constantly invited to be who we are. Henry David Thoreau
We are here to pay our dues to the natural facts. John Lee  Hooker
We are near waking when we dream we are dreaming. Novalis
We are not hypocrites in our sleep. William Hazlitt
We are not the sum of our possessions. George Bush
We are prisoners of ideas. Ralph Waldo Emerson
We are stripped bare by the curse of plenty. Winston Churchill
We are wiser than we know. Ralph Waldo Emerson
We boil at different degrees. Ralph Waldo Emerson
We bring to one dead level ev'ry mind. Alexander Pope
We can be bought, but we can't be bored. Lynn Fontanne
We can invent only with memory. Alphonse Karr
We can scarcely hate anyone that we know. William Hazlitt
We carry with us the wonders we seek without us. Thomas Browne
We do as much, we eat as much, we want as much. Sojourner Truth
We drew a pair of deuces and filled. Warren Harding
We drink one another's health and spoil our own. Jerome K. Jerome
We enjoy the process far more than the proceeds. Warren Buffett
We face neither East nor West: we face forward. Kwame Nkrumah
We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. Ralph Waldo Emerson
We go to Europe to be Americanized. Ralph Waldo Emerson
We have art in order not to die of the truth. Friedrich Nietzsche
We have deep depth. Yogi Berra
We have made the Reich by propaganda. Joseph Goebbels
We have met the enemy and he is us. Walt Kelly
We have more than we use. Ralph Waldo Emerson
We have seen better days. William Shakespeare
We have sustained a defeat without a war. Winston Churchill
We have the best government that money can buy. Mark Twain
We have to preach what winners practice. Mary Jean LeTendre
We humans are the greatest of earth's parasites. Martin H. Fischer
We in middle age require adventure. Carolyn Heilbrun
We invent what we love, and what we fear. John Irving
We knew the world would not be the same. J. Robert Oppenheimer
We know what we are, but know not what we may be. William Shakespeare
We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. Ralph Waldo Emerson
We learn the rope of life by untying its knots. Jean Toomer
We lie in the lap of immense intelligence. Ralph Waldo Emerson
We live in a rainbow of chaos. Paul Cezanne
We live on the leash of our senses. Diane Ackerman
We live, not as we wish to, but as we can. Menander
We love because it's the only true adventure. Nikki Giovanni
We may be partial, but Fate is not. Ralph Waldo Emerson
We must be the change we wish to see in the world. Mahatma Gandhi
We must build a kind of United States of Europe. Winston Churchill
We must change in order to survive. Pearl Bailey
We must dare to think unthinkable thoughts. J. William Fulbright
We must just KBO ('Keep Buggering On'). Winston Churchill
We must never confuse elegance with snobbery. Yves Saint Laurent
We must not let daylight in upon the magic. Walter Bagehot
We must reinforce argument with results. Booker T. Washington
We must remember that Satan has his miracles, too. John Calvin
We must travel in the direction of our fear. John Berryman
We never touch but at points. Ralph Waldo Emerson
We play in the den of the Gods and snort at death. May Swenson
We read the future by the past. Alexander Crummell
We shape our buildings; thereafter they shape us. Winston Churchill
We sing in a church, why can we not dance there? George Bernard Shaw
We soon believe the things we would believe. Ludovico Ariosto
We specialize in the wholly impossible. Nannie Burroughs
We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. Henry Ward Beecher
We teach what we learn, and the cycle goes on. Joan L. Curcio
We tend to live up to our expectations. Earl Nightingale
We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom. Stephen Vincent Benet
We turn not older with years, but newer every day. Emily Dickinson
We waste our lights in vain, like lamps by day. William Shakespeare
We were born to succeed, not to fail. Henry David Thoreau
We worship education but hate learning. Florence King
We would all be idle if we could. Samuel Johnson
We write our own destiny; we become what we do. Madame Chiang Kai-Shek
Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. Thomas Carlyle
Wealth is the ability to fully experience life. Henry David Thoreau
Wealth unused might as well not exist. Aesop
Wearing the white flower of a blameless life. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin
Weigh the meaning and look not at the words. Ben Jonson
Well begun is half done. Aristotle
Well done is better than well said. Benjamin Franklin
Well, back to the old drawing board. Peter Arno
Well, here I don't go again. Edward M. Kennedy
Well, I've had a happy life. William Hazlitt
We're all controlled neurotics. Harry Reasoner
We're all eccentrics. We're nine prima donnas. Harry A. Blackmun
We're overpaying him, but he's worth it. Samuel Goldwyn
What a man misses mostly in heaven is company. Mark Twain
What a new face courage puts on everything! Ralph Waldo Emerson
What a pity the only way to heaven is in a hearse. Stanislaw J. Lec
What a writer wants to do is not what he does. Jorge Luis Borges
What can be heavier than wealth than freedom? Sylvia Ashton-Warner
What cannot be cured must be endured. Francois Rabelais
What can't be cured must be endured. Robert Burton
What do you despise? By this are you truly known. Frank Herbert
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? Bertolt Brecht
What has Athens to do with Jerusalem? Tertullian
What I tell you three times is true. Lewis Carroll
What is a ship but a prison? Robert Burton
What is an adult? A child blown up by age. Simone de Beauvoir
What is art?  Nature concentrated. Honore de Balzac
What is food to one is to another bitter poison. Lucretius
What is now proved was once only imagined. William Blake
What is originality? Undetected plagiarism. Dean William Ralph Inge
What is reading but silent conversation? Walter Savage Landor
What is strength without a double share of wisdom? John Milton
What is the hardest thing in the world? To think. Ralph Waldo Emerson
What is the use of a new-born child? Benjamin Franklin
What keeps me going is goals. Muhammad Ali
What loneliness is more lonely than distrust? George Eliot
What luck for rulers that men do not think. Adolf Hitler
What makes life dreary is the want of a motive. George Eliot
What one has to do usually can be done. Eleanor Roosevelt
What one man can invent another can discover. Arthur Conan Doyle
What people want me to be. Joan Crawford
What we have to learn to do, we learn by doing. Aristotle
What we play is life. Louis Armstrong
What we share with another ceases to be our own. Edgar Quinet
What you become directly influences what you get. Jim Rohn
What you become is what counts. Liz Smith
What you can't communicate runs your life. Robert Anthony
What you get free costs too much. Jean Anouilh
Whate'er men do, or say, or think, or dream. Juvenal
Whatever a man does he must do first in his mind. Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
Whatever good things we build end up building us. Jim Rohn
Whatever is begun in anger, ends in shame. Benjamin Franklin
Whatever is clearly expressed is well wrote. Mary Wortley Montagu
Whatever limits us, we call Fate. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Whatever you are, be a good one. Abraham Lincoln
What's another word for Thesaurus? Steven Wright
What's invisible / sings, and we bear witness. Rita Dove
What's virtue in man can't be virtue in a cat. Gail Hamilton
What's wrong with being a boring kind of guy? George Bush
Whatsoever we beg of God, let us also work for it. Jeremy Taylor
When a man goes into the ring, he's going to war. Marvin Hagler
When a man meets his make, society begins. Ralph Waldo Emerson
When a man's willing and eager, the gods join in. Aeschylus
When Ah itchez, / Ah scratchez. Ogden Nash
When all candles be out, all cats be gray. John Heywood
When all else is lost, the future still remains. Christian Nestell Bovee
When all think alike, then no one is thinking. Walter Lippmann
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. Mark Twain
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. Henny Youngman
When gossip grows old it becomes myth. Stanislaw J. Lec
When great questions end, little parties begin. Walter Bagehot
When humor goes, there goes civilization. Erma Bombeck
When I die I want to go to Vogue. David Bailey
When I discover who I am, I'll be free. Ralph Ellison
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink. Francois Rabelais
When I grow up I want to be a little boy." Joseph Heller
When I teach people, I marry them. Sylvia Ashton-Warner
When in doubt, make a western. John Sean O'Feeny Ford
When in doubt, punt! John Heisman
When in doubt, risk it. Holbrook Jackson
When in doubt, tell the truth. Mark Twain
When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. Charles A. Beard
When love is suppressed, hate takes its place. Havelock Ellis
When man's whole frame is obvious to a flea. Alexander Pope
When myth meets myth, the collision is very real. Stanislaw J. Lec
When nothing is sure, everything is possible. Margaret Drabble
When talent fails, indignation writes the verse. Juvenal
When the rich wage war it is the poor who die. Jean-Paul Sartre
When the sun comes up, I have morals again. Elayne Boosler
When we blame, we give away our power. Greg Anderson
When we can't dream any longer, we die. Emma Goldman
When we think we lead we are most led. George Gordon Byron
When words leave off, music begins. Heinrich Heine
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it. Yogi Berra
When you cease to dream you cease to live. Malcolm Forbes
When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. Mary Kay Ash
When you doubt, abstain. Zoroaster
When you like your work every day is a holiday. Frank Tyger
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. Otto von Bismarck
When you win, nothing hurts. Joe Namath
When you're hot, anything can happen. Jimmy Connors
When you're leading, don't talk. Thomas E. Dewey
When you're through changing, you're through. Bruce Barton
Whenever ideas fail, men invent words. Martin H. Fischer
Whenever we were on a plane, we had a family. Liza Minnelli
Where children are, there is the golden age. Novalis
Where do consequences lead? Depends on the escort. Stanislaw Lem
Where ignorance is bliss / Tis folly to be wise. Thomas Gray
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? Henry Ward Beecher
Where laws end, tyranny begins. William Pitt the Elder
Where lies the land to which yon ship must go? William Wordsworth
Where the heart lies, let the brain lie also. Robert Browning
Where the road bends abruptly, take short steps. Ernest Bramah
Where there is an unknowable there is a promise. Thornton Wilder
Where there is life there is wishful thinking. Gerald F. Lieberman
Where there is no hope there can be no endeavor. Samuel Johnson
Where there is no vision a people perish. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Where there is no vision, the people perish. James Baldwin
Where there is no vision, there is no hope. George Washington Carver
Where there is sorrow there is holy ground. Oscar Wilde
Where there is woman there is magic. Ntozake Shange
Where there's a will, there's a lawsuit. Addison Mizner
Where thou art, that is home. Emily Dickinson
Where we cannot invent, we may at least improve. Charles Caleb Colton
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank? Fred Allen
Where words fail, music speaks. Hans Christian Andersen
Where would we be without salt? James Beard
Where your will is ready, your feet are light. George Herbert
Wherever there is power there is age. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wherever work is done, victory is attained. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Which came first the intestine or the tapeworm? William S. Burroughs
While there's life, there's hope. Marcus Tullius Cicero
While we are postponing life speeds up. Lucius Annaeus Seneca
WHITE, adj. and n. Black. Ambrose Bierce
Who am I to tamper with a masterpiece? Oscar Wilde
Who are a little wise the best fools be. John Donne
Who bravely dares must sometimes risk a fall. Tobias Smollett
Who breaks a butterfly on a wheel? Alexander Pope
Who is the Potter, pray, and who the Pot? Edward Fitzgerald
Who is wise in love, love most, say least. Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Who longest waits most surely wins. Helen Hunt Jackson
Who naught suspects is easily deceived. Francesco Petrarch
Who shall decide when doctors disagree? Alexander Pope
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? I don't. Cole Porter
Whoever is happy will make others happy, too. Anne Frank
Whom the gods love dies young. Menander
Whoso loves / Believes the impossible. Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Why ask why? If it's raining it just is. Doug Horton
Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are. Erik Satie
Why can't people be both flexible and efficient? Margaret Drabble
Why care for grammar as long as we are good? Artemus Ward
Why do progress and beauty have to be so opposed? Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Why only 12? Go out and get thousands. Samuel Goldwyn
Why should we be cowed by the name of Action? Ralph Waldo Emerson
Why this is very midsummer madness. William Shakespeare
Will is to grace as the horse is to the rider. Saint Augustine
Will the reader turn the page? Catherine Drinker Bowen
Winning is the science of being totally prepared. George Allen
Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing. Frank Leahy
Wisdom is knowing when you can't be wise. Paul Engle
Wisdom sets bounds even to knowledge. Friedrich Nietzsche
Wise to resolve, and patient to perform. Homer
Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast. William Shakespeare
Wit is educated insolence. Aristotle
Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. Friedrich Nietzsche
Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food. William Hazlitt
Wit is the unexpected explosion of thought. Edwin Percy Whipple
Wit that can creep, and pride that licks the dust. Alexander Pope
With luck on your side, you can do without brains. Giordano Bruno
With women, the heart argues, not the mind. Matthew Arnold
Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Without danger you cannot get beyond danger. George Herbert
Without discipline, there's no life at all. Katharine Hepburn
Without fanaticism we cannot accomplish anything. Eva Peron
Without losers, where would the winners be? Casey Stengel
Without money honor is merely a disease. Jean Racine
Without music, life would be a mistake. Friedrich Nietzsche
Woe to the land that's govern'd by a child! William Shakespeare
Woman is unrivaled as a wet nurse. Mark Twain
Woman reduces us all to a common denominator. George Bernard Shaw
Woman was God's 'second' mistake. Friedrich Nietzsche
Woman's at best a contradiction still. Alexander Pope
Women and elephants never forget. Dorothy Parker
Women are smarter than men because they listen. Phil Donahue
Women are the real architects of society. Harriet Beecher Stowe
Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair. Bern Williams
Women would rather be right than reasonable. Ogden Nash
Women's virtue is man's greatest invention. Cornelia Otis Skinner
Wonder is the basis of worship. Thomas Carlyle
Wonder is the effect of novelty upon ignorance. Samuel Johnson
Wonders will never cease. David Garrick
Words are alive; cut them and they bleed. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Words are less needful to sorrow than to joy. Helen Hunt Jackson
Words are loaded pistols. Jean-Paul Sartre
Words are not pebbles in alien juxtaposition. Learned Hand
Words are the only things that last forever. William Hazlitt
Words in haste do friendships waste. Mark Twain
Words of love, are works of love. William R. Alger
Work hard. There is no short cut. Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.
Work harder on yourself than you do on your job. Jim Rohn
Work is both my living and my pleasure. Harlan Howard
Work is man's most natural form of relaxation. Dagobert Runes
Work is not the curse, but drudgery is. Henry Ward Beecher
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde
Work is the province of cattle. Dorothy Parker
Work is victory. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Worship is transcendent wonder. Thomas Carlyle
Worth seeing? yes; but not worth going to see. Samuel Johnson
Would you buy a second-hand car from this man? Mort Sahl
Write what you like; there is no other rule. O. Henry
Writers are always selling somebody out. Joan Didion
Writing is nothing more than a guided dream. Jorge Luis Borges
Writing is thinking on paper. William Zinsser
Writing is turning one's worst moments into money. J. P. Donleavy
Yes, it's hard to write, but it's harder not to. Carl Van Doren
Yes, oh dear, yes, the novel tells a story. E. M. Forster
Yet no one hears his own remarks as prose. W. H. Auden
You always pass failure on the way to success. Mickey Rooney
You become what you think about. Earl Nightingale
You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose. Mario Cuomo
You can achieve only that which you will do. George Halas
You can keep your friends by not giving them away. Mary Pettibone Poole
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea. Medgar Evers
You can observe a lot just by watching. Yogi Berra
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad. John Barrymore
You can play a shoestring if you're sincere. John Coltrane
You can tell a good putt by the noise it makes. Bobby Locke
You can think best when you're happiest. Peter Thomson
You cannot be a hero without being a coward. George Bernard Shaw
You cannot control without being controlled. Robert Anthony
You cannot do wrong without suffering wrong. Ralph Waldo Emerson
You cannot fashion a wit out of two half-wits. Neil Kinnock
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity. Henry David Thoreau
You cannot legislate an attitude. H. Rap Brown
You cannot make a revolution in white gloves. Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves. Joseph Stalin
You cannot plan the future by the past. Edmund Burke
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight. Aristophanes
You cannot win if you cannot run. Hank Stram
You can't cheat the public for long. Tennessee Ernie Ford
You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart. Russell Baker
You can't fake listening. It shows. Raquel Welch
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing. Meryl Streep
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright
You can't make souffle rise twice. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
You can't put off being young until you retire. Philip Larkin
You can't shoot an idea. Thomas E. Dewey
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. Dorothy Parker
You can't teach the old maestro a new tune. Jack Kerouac
You can't test courage cautiously. Annie Dillard
You can't think and hit the ball at the same time. Yogi Berra
You can't win if you don't play as a unit. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
You do not reform a world by ignoring it. George Bush
You don't develop good teeth by eating mush. Red Blaik
You don't have to be dowdy to be a Christian. Tammy Faye Bakker
You don't have to be noisy to be effective. Philip Crosby
You don't have to get it right the first time. Barbara Sher
You don't make a poem with ideas, but with words. Stephane Mallarme
You don't need any brains to listen to music. Luciano Pavarotti
You don't take a photograph, you make it. Ansel Adams
You drive for show, but putt for dough. Bobby Locke
You got to get it while you can. . . Janis Joplin
You had better have one King than five hundred. Charles II
You have delighted us long enough. Jane Austen
You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. Robert Frost
You have Van Gogh's ear for music. Billy Wilder
You learn the most from life's hardest knocks. Conway Twitty
You live and learn. At any rate, you live. Douglas Adams
You lose a lot of time hating people. Marian Anderson
You make 'em, I amuse 'em. Dr. Seuss
You may have the universe if I may have Italy. Giuseppe Verdi
You may imitate, but never counterfeit. Honore de Balzac
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. Wayne Gretzky
You must grow like a tree, not like a mushroom. Janet Erskine Stuart
You must lose a fly to catch a trout. George Herbert
You must not blame me if I do talk to the clouds. Henry David Thoreau
You never find yourself until you face the truth. Pearl Bailey
You ought to take the bull between the teeth. Samuel Goldwyn
You 're never a loser until you quit trying. Mike Ditka
You shape your own destiny. Chet Atkins
You should have died when I killed you. John LeCarre
You teach best what you most need to learn. Richard Bach
You won't skid if you stay in a rut. Kin Hubbard
You write a hit the same way you write a flop. Alan Jay Lerner
Your body hears everything your mind says. Naomi Judd
Your love to me was like an unread book . . . Countee Cullen
Your mind is what makes everything else work. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Your wits make others witty. Catherine the Great
Your world is as big as you make it. Georgia Douglas Johnson
You're never too old to grow up. Shirley Conran
Youth condemns; maturity condones. Amy Lowell
Youth is a mortal wound Katherine Paterson
Youth is a quality, not a matter of circumstances. Frank Lloyd Wright
You've got to get obsessed and stay obsessed. John Irving
You've got to take the bitter with the sour. Samuel Goldwyn