T-Shirt Quotes by Length

 

Length	Quotation	Author
8	Ah, why?	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
11	Jesus wept.	John 11:33
12	Dyb-dyb-dyb.	Robert Baden-Powell
12	Me no Leica.	Walter Kerr
13	Only connect!	E. M. Forster
13	Wait and see.	Herbert Henry Asquith
13	Less is more.	Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
14	Chess is life.	Bobby Fischer
14	Create Demand.	Charles Revson
14	This is on me.	Dorothy Parker
14	Seize the day.	Horace
14	Wait a minute.	Sam Rayburn
15	Trust your gut.	Barbara Walters
15	Seize the Time.	Bobby Seale
15	Check enclosed.	Dorothy Parker
15	Excuse my dust.	Dorothy Parker
15	Keep breathing.	Sophie Tucker
16	Talent wins out.	Althea Gibson
16	Here's richness!	Charles Dickens
16	How sweet it is!	Jackie Gleason
16	To begin, begin.	Peter Nivio Zarlenga
16	Work is victory.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
17	Ain't I volatile?	Charles Dickens
17	Deeds, not words.	John Fletcher
17	I refute it thus.	Samuel Johnson
18	Lead and I follow.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
18	ONCE, adv. Enough.	Ambrose Bierce
18	Barkis is willin'.	Charles Dickens
18	Not too much zeal!	Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand
18	Outspoken by whom?	Dorothy Parker
18	Visualize winning.	Gary Player
18	My Lady Bountiful.	George Farquhar
18	How is the Empire?	George V
18	Time stays, we go.	H. L. Mencken
18	Delay breeds fear.	Jessamyn West
18	Do the next thing.	John Wanamaker
18	I sing about life.	Marvin Gaye
18	All poets are mad.	Robert Burton
19	Easy DOESN'T do it.	Al Bernstein
19	Be obscure clearly.	E. B. White
19	No Bishop, no King.	James I
19	Haste maketh waste.	John Heywood
19	I'm not the public.	Lauren Bacall
19	I am a spy of life.	Lech Walesa
19	I was born excited.	Mark Twain
19	Deserve your dream.	Octavio Paz
19	Every day's a kick!	Oprah Winfrey
19	To think is to act.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
19	The everlasting No.	Thomas Carlyle
19	We have deep depth.	Yogi Berra
20	I paint with shapes.	Alexander Calder
20	IMPUNITY, n. Wealth.	Ambrose Bierce
20	OVEREAT, v. To dine.	Ambrose Bierce
20	Give more than take.	Anthony J. D'Angelo
20	Doing beats stewing.	Arnold Glasow
20	The truth will ouch.	Arnold Glasow
20	How could they tell?	Dorothy Parker
20	New roads: new ruts.	G. K. Chesterton
20	When in doubt, punt!	John Heisman
20	Think and let think.	John Wesley
20	Purity is obscurity.	Ogden Nash
20	Never use intuition.	Omar Bradley
20	Reason over passion.	Pierre Elliott Trudeau
20	So who's in a hurry?	Robert Benchley
20	I write like I talk.	Roger Miller
20	See with your heart.	Ronnie Milsap
20	Venerate art as art.	William Hazlitt
21	TRUCE, n. Friendship.	Ambrose Bierce
21	Law means good order.	Aristotle
21	Funny is an attitude.	Flip Wilson
21	Man is what he reads.	Joseph Brodsky
21	More will mean worse.	Kingsley Amis
21	What we play is life.	Louis Armstrong
21	He who laughs, lasts.	Mary Pettibone Poole
21	Don't forget to duck!	Patricia Neal
21	Action conquers fear.	Peter Nivio Zarlenga
21	Every wall is a door.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
21	Genius Borrows nobly.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
21	Imitation is suicide.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
21	The balance of power.	Robert Walpole
21	I dream for a living.	Steven Spielberg
21	Sanity is a cozy lie.	Susan Sontag
21	Rest is for the dead.	Thomas Carlyle
22	Example is leadership.	Albert Schweitzer
22	Love is the only gold.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
22	Are we having fun yet?	Carol Burnett
22	God knows no distance.	Charleszetta Waddles
22	I always looked ahead.	Chris Evert Lloyd
22	To think is to differ.	Clarence Darrow
22	Now comes the mystery.	Henry Ward Beecher
22	Time wounds all heels.	Jane Sherwood Ace
22	Force is not a remedy.	John Bright
22	God is in the details.	Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
22	I do not seek. I find.	Pablo Picasso
22	A winner never whines.	Paul Brown
22	Never bet on baseball.	Pete Rose
22	Be an opener of doors.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
22	A very unclubable man.	Samuel Johnson
22	Live with no time out.	Simone de Beauvoir
22	Failure is impossible.	Susan B. Anthony
22	A deed without a name.	William Shakespeare
22	Boldness be my friend!	William Shakespeare
22	I was adored once too.	William Shakespeare
23	Hope is a waking dream.	Aristotle
23	Never follow the crowd.	Bernard Baruch
23	Never wait for trouble.	Chuck Yeager
23	Stolen sweets are best.	Colley Cibber
23	Fear God and work hard.	David Livingstone
23	Dancing is a sweat job.	Fred Astaire
23	Better never than late.	George Bernard Shaw
23	Oh to be seventy again.	Georges Clemenceau
23	When in doubt, risk it.	Holbrook Jackson
23	Youth is a mortal wound	Katherine Paterson
23	There is no quit in me.	Larry Holmes
23	We all need each other.	Leo Buscaglia
23	Miracles do not happen.	Matthew Arnold
23	Time is waste of money.	Oscar Wilde
23	Clean up your own mess.	Robert Fulghum
23	Avarice is always poor.	Samuel Johnson
23	A morsel for a monarch.	William Shakespeare
23	I am bored with it all.	Winston Churchill
23	Success is never final.	Winston Churchill
24	Obscurity brings safety.	Aesop
24	Man thinks, God directs.	Alcuin
24	REALLY, adv. Apparently.	Ambrose Bierce
24	This delicious Solitude.	Andrew Marvell
24	Well begun is half done.	Aristotle
24	I am worn to a raveling.	Beatrix Potter
24	Art is I; science is we.	Claude Bernard
24	Most worries are reruns.	Claude McDonald
24	Character fashions fate.	Cornelius Nepos
24	Riches are for spending.	Francis Bacon
24	Disco is just jitterbug.	Fred Astaire
24	Oh, one world at a time!	Henry David Thoreau
24	Honey, I forgot to duck.	Jack Dempsey
24	Ideas control the world.	James A. Garfield
24	Suicide is not a remedy.	James A. Garfield
24	A hungry dog hunts best.	Lee Trevino
24	Only entropy comes easy.	Lewis Mumford
24	Never get caught acting.	Lillian Gish
24	A letter does not blush.	Marcus Tullius Cicero
24	Cherish your wilderness.	Maxine Kumin
24	Earth laughs in flowers.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
24	I like man, but not men.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
24	Pride ruined the angels.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
24	Fans don't boo nobodies.	Reggie Jackson
24	Mental inertia is death.	T. Thomas Fortune
24	You can't shoot an idea.	Thomas E. Dewey
24	Science is all metaphor.	Timothy Leary
24	Responsibility educates.	Wendell Phillips
24	When you doubt, abstain.	Zoroaster
25	Poets are born, not paid.	Addison Mizner
25	Self-plagiarism is style.	Alfred Hitchcock
25	There is no joy but calm!	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
25	ABRIDGE, v.t. To shorten.	Ambrose Bierce
25	WHITE, adj. and n. Black.	Ambrose Bierce
25	Gentlemen prefer blondes.	Andrew Mellon
25	I am a mystery to myself.	Angelina Grimke
25	Life is so unlike theory.	Anthony Trollope
25	Grow Rich While You Sleep	Ben Sweetland
25	Mine is better than ours.	Benjamin Franklin
25	The best is the cheapest.	Benjamin Franklin
25	Do unto others, then run.	Benny Hill
25	Change is such hard work.	Billy Crystal
25	A jug fills drop by drop.	Buddha
25	Eccentricities of genius.	Charles Dickens
25	A bigger bang for a buck.	Charles E. Wilson
25	Wonders will never cease.	David Garrick
25	Tonstant Weader Wowed up.	Dorothy Parker
25	Smile, it's free therapy.	Doug Horton
25	Ideas are fatal to caste.	E. M. Forster
25	My friends are my estate.	Emily Dickinson
25	Cleverness is not wisdom.	Euripides
25	A yawn is a silent shout.	G. K. Chesterton
25	How badly do you want it?	George Allen
25	Life's but a day at most.	George Burns
25	Art is a kind of illness.	Giacomo Puccini
25	How long can you be cute?	Goldie Hawn
25	Poetry is life distilled.	Gwendolyn Brooks
25	Sorrow makes men sincere.	Henry Ward Beecher
25	Learning is a livelihood.	Hitopadesa
25	Words are loaded pistols.	Jean-Paul Sartre
25	Genius is sorrow's child.	John Adams
25	Hit the nail on the head.	John Fletcher
25	More bomb than bombshell.	Judith Crist
25	Let reason govern desire.	Marcus Tullius Cicero
25	He who hesitates is poor.	Mel Brooks
25	Be larger than your task.	Orison Swett Marden
25	All Art is quite useless.	Oscar Wilde
25	Genius is born, not paid.	Oscar Wilde
25	Nature hates calculators.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
25	New arts destroy the old.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
25	We have more than we use.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
25	Just do what you do best.	Red Auerbach
25	A vow is a snare for sin.	Samuel Johnson
25	Fortune favors the brave.	Terence
25	A daydream is an evasion.	Thomas Merton
25	Old folks are the nation.	Toni Cade Bambara
25	All literature is gossip.	Truman Capote
25	We have seen better days.	William Shakespeare
26	Fantasy is the only truth.	Abbie Hoffman
26	HYBRID, n. A pooled issue.	Ambrose Bierce
26	OTHERWISE, adv. No better.	Ambrose Bierce
26	Beauty is the gift of God.	Aristotle
26	Wit is educated insolence.	Aristotle
26	No one will do it for you.	Ben Stein
26	Applause waits on success.	Benjamin Franklin
26	Success breeds confidence.	Beryl Markham
26	Don't Worry. . . Be Happy.	Bobby McFerrin
26	I improve on misquotation.	Cary Grant
26	He'd make a lovely corpse.	Charles Dickens
26	Acquaintance lessens fame.	Claudius
26	You make 'em, I amuse 'em.	Dr. Seuss
26	Death is my neighbour now.	Edith Evans
26	To write is a humiliation.	Edward Dahlberg
26	Light tomorrow with today.	Elizabeth Barrett Browning
26	Knowledge itself is power.	Francis Bacon
26	Opportunity makes a thief.	Francis Bacon
26	Man is an imagining being.	Gaston Bachelard
26	Persevere and get it done.	George Allen
26	Good council has no price.	Giuseppe Mazzini
26	Life is a dead-end street.	H. L. Mencken
26	Study men, not historians.	Harry S. Truman
26	The unfinished is nothing.	Henri Frederic Amiel
26	Affluence means influence.	Jack London
26	The future is . . . black.	James Baldwin
26	Either back us or sack us.	James Callaghan
26	I'm famous. That's my job.	Jerry Rubin
26	What people want me to be.	Joan Crawford
26	Learn to think Imperially.	Joseph Chamberlain
26	Then again, maybe I won't.	Judy Blume
26	True strength is delicate.	Louise Nevelson
26	Patience is passion tamed.	Lyman Abbott
26	Like associates with like.	Marcus Tullius Cicero
26	Conquer but don't triumph.	Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
26	Eternity -- waste of time.	Natalie Clifford Barney
26	Grief has turned her fair.	Oscar Wilde
26	Life is a zoo in a jungle.	Peter De Vries
26	Swifter, higher, stronger.	Pierre de Coubertin
26	Language is fossil poetry.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
26	Reality is a sliding door.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
26	The surest poison is time.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
26	We are prisoners of ideas.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
26	We are wiser than we know.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
26	Be not the slave of Words.	Thomas Carlyle
26	Facts are stubborn things.	Tobias Smollett
26	I'm not exactly repulsive.	Vera-Ellen
26	Money is a kind of poetry.	Wallace Stevens
26	I have not slept one wink.	William Shakespeare
26	I live from mouth to hand.	Winston Churchill
26	Dressing is a way of life.	Yves Saint Laurent
27	Enthusiasm moves the world.	A. J. Balfour
27	Order is heav'ns first law.	Alexander Pope
27	This long disease, my life.	Alexander Pope
27	ALONE, adj. In bad company.	Ambrose Bierce
27	TWICE, adv. Once too often.	Ambrose Bierce
27	A fat kitchen, a lean will.	Benjamin Franklin
27	Beware the hobby that eats.	Benjamin Franklin
27	Fatigue is the best pillow.	Benjamin Franklin
27	The best headlines never fi	Bernard Levin
27	Patience is sorrow's salve.	Charles Churchill
27	I only ask for information.	Charles Dickens
27	Lord, keep my memory green.	Charles Dickens
27	Look twice before you leap.	Charlotte Bronte
27	You shape your own destiny.	Chet Atkins
27	Everyone has a song in him.	Cliffie Stone
27	Art is a form of catharsis.	Dorothy Parker
27	Only the educated are free.	Epictetus
27	Art is man added to nature.	Francis Bacon
27	All beliefs are bald ideas.	Francis Picabia
27	Man is the cruelest animal.	Friedrich Nietzsche
27	Kisses honeyed by oblivion.	George Eliot
27	Poetry is a mere drug, Sir.	George Farquhar
27	Remarks are not literature.	Gertrude Stein
27	Not to decide is to decide.	Harvey Cox
27	Nothing endures but change.	Heraclitus of Ephesus
27	Here's looking at you, kid.	Humphrey Bogart
27	I dream, therefore I exist.	J. August Strindberg
27	Familiarity breeds attempt.	Jane Sherwood Ace
27	Home wasn't built in a day.	Jane Sherwood Ace
27	I'm a ragged individualist.	Jane Sherwood Ace
27	One chance is all you need.	Jesse Owens
27	Biology transcends society.	Jessie Redmon Fauset
27	Labor gives birth to ideas.	Jim Rohn
27	Life itself is a quotation.	Jorge Luis Borges
27	I came, I saw, I conquered.	Julius Caesar
27	Enemies are so stimulating.	Katharine Hepburn
27	Man proposes, God disposes.	Ludovico Ariosto
27	Thrift is of great revenue.	Marcus Tullius Cicero
27	An imitation rough diamond.	Margot Asquith
27	Humor is tragedy plus time.	Mark Twain
27	The only sin is mediocrity.	Martha Graham
27	Life loves the liver of it.	Maya Angelou
27	Genius is eternal patience.	Michelangelo
27	Everything evil is revenge.	Otto Weininger
27	See the ball; hit the ball.	Pete Rose
27	Blame is safer than praise.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
27	Money often costs too much.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
27	Skill to do comes of doing.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
27	The first wealth is health.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
27	A mere scholar, a mere ass.	Robert Burton
27	Freedom lies in being bold.	Robert Frost
27	Love, and do what you like.	Saint Augustine
27	No violent extreme endures.	Thomas Carlyle
27	The seagreen Incorruptible.	Thomas Carlyle
27	Naught venture naught have.	Thomas Tusser
27	Tis neither here nor there.	William Shakespeare
27	A hit, a very palpable hit.	William Shakespeare
27	Death is an acquired trait.	Woody Allen
27	Macho does not prove mucho.	Zsa Zsa Gabor
28	Example is the best precept.	Aesop
28	Faith lives in honest doubt.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
28	By words the mind is winged.	Aristophanes
28	Man is a tool-making animal.	Benjamin Franklin
28	Remember that time is money.	Benjamin Franklin
28	Mile after boring mile . . .	Bill Anderson
28	Gray hair is God's graffiti.	Bill Cosby
28	A full mind is an empty bat.	Branch Rickey
28	Comedy is tragedy plus time.	Carol Burnett
28	Your wits make others witty.	Catherine the Great
28	I touch the future. I teach.	Christa McAuliffe
28	If food were free, why work?	Doug Horton
28	Well, here I don't go again.	Edward M. Kennedy
28	I should like to be a horse.	Elizabeth II
28	Beauty is not caused. It is.	Emily Dickinson
28	SIN: Self-Inflicted Nonsense	Eric Butterworth
28	She's OK if you like talent.	Ethel Merman
28	I like being unconventional.	Florence Griffith Joyner
28	Little words hurt big ideas.	Howard W. Newton
28	The game is meant to be fun.	Jack Nicklaus
28	Truth is no road to fortune.	Jean Jacques Rousseau
28	Never floss with a stranger.	Joan Rivers
28	When you win, nothing hurts.	Joe Namath
28	God gives quietness at last.	John Greenleaf Whittier
28	The smile of God is victory.	John Greenleaf Whittier
28	Rome was not built in a day.	John Heywood
28	It stirs up envy, fame does.	Marilyn Monroe
28	Golf is a good walk spoiled.	Mark Twain
28	To philosophize is to doubt.	Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
28	I can't get no satisfaction.	Mick Jagger
28	Imagination rules the world.	Napoleon Bonaparte
28	Novels are longer than life.	Natalie Clifford Barney
28	No one is wise at all times.	Pliny the Elder
28	Every advantage has its tax.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
28	Life too near paralyses art.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
28	New York is a sucked orange.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
28	Only poetry inspires poetry.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
28	Today is a king in disguise.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
28	What is a ship but a prison?	Robert Burton
28	Life is just a bowl of pits.	Rodney Dangerfield
28	Let's have some new clich‚s.	Samuel Goldwyn
28	The king is the man who can.	Thomas Carlyle
28	The public is a bad guesser.	Thomas De Quincey
28	A winner never stops trying.	Tom Landry
28	Well, I've had a happy life.	William Hazlitt
29	Ask with urgency and passion.	A. J. Balfour
29	Life is an incurable Disease.	Abraham Cowley
29	Men die but an idea does not.	Alan Jay Lerner
29	Dear damned distracting town.	Alexander Pope
29	Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.	Alfred E. Smith
29	OUTDO, v.t. To make an enemy.	Ambrose Bierce
29	Music can't change the world.	Bob Geldof
29	All quitters are good losers.	Bob Zuppke
29	Baseball is a game of inches.	Branch Rickey
29	Most games are lost, not won.	Casey Stengel
29	I expect a judgment. Shortly.	Charles Dickens
29	The dodgerest of the dodgers.	Charles Dickens
29	I came, I saw, God conquered.	Charles V
29	The sky cannot have two suns.	Chiang Kai-Shek
29	Get out on the stage of life.	Cliffie Stone
29	That's easier said than done.	David Garrick
29	Adults are obsolete children.	Dr. Seuss
29	To innovate is not to reform.	Edmund Burke
29	Good-morning, gentlemen both.	Elizabeth I
29	Where thou art, that is home.	Emily Dickinson
29	Much effort, much prosperity.	Euripides
29	Mysteries are due to secrecy.	Francis Bacon
29	Man is an imitative creature.	Friedrich von Schiller
29	A great ship asks deep water.	George Herbert
29	Time takes all and gives all.	Giordano Bruno
29	Never wound a snake, kill it.	Harriet Tubman
29	Marriage: A souvenir of love.	Helen Rowland
29	Variety is the spice of love.	Helen Rowland
29	Being is the great explainer.	Henry David Thoreau
29	It is a great art to saunter.	Henry David Thoreau
29	Music is a safe kind of high.	Jimi Hendrix
29	Love's tongue is in his eyes.	John Fletcher
29	Busy opinion is an idle fool.	John Ford
29	One brave deed makes no hero.	John Greenleaf Whittier
29	It's been a hard day's night.	John Lennon
29	Boldness can mask great fear.	Marcus Annaeus Lucanus
29	Kings is mostly rapscallions.	Mark Twain
29	Give the lady what she wants!	Marshall Field
29	What keeps me going is goals.	Muhammad Ali
29	A kiss may ruin a human life.	Oscar Wilde
29	The final mystery is oneself.	Oscar Wilde
29	To retire is to begin to die.	Pablo Casals
29	A great speech is literature.	Peggy Noonan
29	Cunning is strength withheld.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
29	Life is a search after power.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
29	The excellent is new forever.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
29	The eye is easily frightened.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
29	We boil at different degrees.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
29	We never touch but at points.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
29	Don't fight forces, use them.	Richard Buckminster Fuller
29	Talent works, genius creates.	Robert Alexander Schumann
29	Be not solitary, be not idle.	Robert Burton
29	The great Panjandrum himself.	Samuel Foote
29	Gossip is nature's telephone.	Sholom Aleichem
29	Concentrate, don't embroider.	Spencer Tracy
29	This was a good week's labor.	Thomas Middleton
29	Give luck a chance to happen.	Tom Kite
29	Talent is a valued tormentor.	Truman Capote
29	Believe one who has tried it.	Virgil
29	Happiness means quiet nerves.	W. C. Fields
29	Reflection makes men cowards.	William Hazlitt
29	Pain with the thousand teeth.	William Watson
29	Still longed for, never seen.	William Wordsworth
29	Writing is thinking on paper.	William Zinsser
29	It ain't over 'til it's over.	Yogi Berra
30	Slow and steady wins the race.	Aesop
30	I am a part of all I have met.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
30	Let us hob-and-nob with Death.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
30	Nature, red in tooth and claw.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
30	KLEPTOMANIAC, n. A rich thief.	Ambrose Bierce
30	Don't fear change, embrace it.	Anthony J. D'Angelo
30	And our dreams are who we are.	Barbara Sher
30	Observe all men, thyself most.	Benjamin Franklin
30	Read much, but not many books.	Benjamin Franklin
30	Life is a tragedy full of joy.	Bernard Malamud
30	No bad man can be a good poet.	Boris Pasternak
30	Luck is the Residue of Design.	Branch Rickey
30	Will the reader turn the page?	Catherine Drinker Bowen
30	So little done, so much to do.	Cecil Rhodes
30	A joke's a very serious thing.	Charles Churchill
30	There is no sin but ignorance.	Christopher Marlowe
30	Dialogue more tame than Wilde.	Clive Barnes
30	All is not gold that glitters.	David Garrick
30	Somebody was using the pencil.	Dorothy Parker
30	Growing old is not growing up.	Doug Horton
30	Money is good, love is wealth.	Doug Horton
30	Nothing recedes like progress.	e. e. cummings
30	Grown men do not need leaders.	Edward Abbey
30	Books succeed, and lives fail.	Elizabeth Barrett Browning
30	Nothing succeeds like address.	Fran Lebowitz
30	For knowledge itself is power.	Francis Bacon
30	He said it, that knew it best.	Francis Bacon
30	In charity there is no excess.	Francis Bacon
30	Dare to be wrong and to dream.	Friedrich von Schiller
30	Men love . . . newfangledness.	Geoffrey Chaucer
30	Time and tide wait for no man.	Geoffrey Chaucer
30	General consultant to mankind.	George Bernard Shaw
30	Property is organised robbery.	George Bernard Shaw
30	Those who trust us educate us.	George Eliot
30	Success is the sum of details.	Harvey S. Firestone
30	I never felt I left the stage.	Helen Gahagan Douglas
30	The sun is but a morning star.	Henry David Thoreau
30	Common sense is very uncommon.	Horace Greeley
30	A woman should be an illusion.	Ian Fleming
30	Everything changes but change.	Israel Zangwill
30	Focus on remedies, not faults.	Jack Nicklaus
30	I like the noise of democracy.	James Buchanan
30	All we ask is to be let alone.	Jefferson Davis
30	He can run, but he can't hide.	Joe Louis
30	Humor is a universal language.	Joel Goodman
30	Art is the triumph over chaos.	John Cheever
30	Patience is the best medicine.	John Florio
30	Calculation never made a hero.	John Henry Newman
30	I have not yet begun to fight.	John Paul Jones
30	When in doubt, make a western.	John Sean O'Feeny Ford
30	Man is that he might have joy.	Joseph Smith
30	Accomplishments have no color.	Leontyne Price
30	Patience means self-suffering.	Mahatma Gandhi
30	All the modern inconveniences.	Mark Twain
30	When in doubt, tell the truth.	Mark Twain
30	The beginning is always today.	Mary Shelly Wollstonecraft
30	Whom the gods love dies young.	Menander
30	Bad manners make a journalist.	Oscar Wilde
30	Petty laws breed great crimes.	Ouida
30	We live in a rainbow of chaos.	Paul Cezanne
30	One eye sees, the other feels.	Paul Klee
30	A forte always makes a foible.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
30	Live, let live, and help live.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
30	Reason is life's sole arbiter.	Richard Francis Burton
30	I would have made a good Pope.	Richard Nixon
30	Comedy is acting out optimism.	Robin Williams
30	Life is not a dress rehearsal.	Rose Tremain
30	Our lives teach us who we are.	Salman Rushdie
30	Buying is a profound pleasure.	Simone de Beauvoir
30	He who limps is still walking.	Stanislaw J. Lec
30	Open sesame-I want to get out.	Stanislaw J. Lec
30	Is it larger than a bread box?	Steve Allen
30	My business is hurting people.	Sugar Ray Robinson
30	Acting is a form of confusion.	Tallulah Bankhead
30	He who flees will fight again.	Tertullian
30	Society is founded upon cloth.	Thomas Carlyle
30	Song is the heroics of speech.	Thomas Carlyle
30	The actual well seen is ideal.	Thomas Carlyle
30	A song is a poem set to music.	Tom T. Hall
30	Conscience is a man's compass.	Vincent Van Gogh
30	Common Sense is not so common.	Voltaire
30	Lord, let me live until I die.	Will Rogers
30	I am the cat that walks alone.	William Maxwell Beaverbrook
31	Ask the gods nothing excessive.	Aeschylus
31	Time brings all things to pass.	Aeschylus
31	Any excuse will serve a tyrant.	Aesop
31	Integrity has no need of rules.	Albert Camus
31	We read the future by the past.	Alexander Crummell
31	Die of a rose in aromatic pain?	Alexander Pope
31	He himself one vile antithesis.	Alexander Pope
31	Passions are the gales of life.	Alexander Pope
31	A day may sink or save a realm.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
31	Authority forgets a dying king.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
31	But I was born to other things.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
31	We can invent only with memory.	Alphonse Karr
31	MINOR, adj. Less objectionable.	Ambrose Bierce
31	PRECIPITATE, adj. Anteprandial.	Ambrose Bierce
31	RESIDENT, adj. Unable to leave.	Ambrose Bierce
31	Old age is the verdict of life.	Amelia Barr
31	The less routine the more life.	Amos Bronson Alcott
31	Bad men are full of repentance.	Aristotle
31	I invent nothing. I rediscover.	Auguste Rodin
31	He that drinks fast, pays slow.	Benjamin Franklin
31	Little strokes fell great oaks.	Benjamin Franklin
31	I wish I'd been a mixed infant.	Brendan Behan
31	I praise loudly, I blame softly	Catherine the Great
31	He's a going out with the tide.	Charles Dickens
31	I'll always be poor in my mind.	Chet Atkins
31	Small things amuse small minds.	Doris Lessing
31	The best things arrive on time.	Dorothy Gilman
31	Scratch a king and find a fool!	Dorothy Parker
31	Work is the province of cattle.	Dorothy Parker
31	Everything begins with an idea.	Earl Nightingale
31	Precaution is better than cure.	Edward Coke
31	A Wounded deer - leaps highest.	Emily Dickinson
31	I take a breath when I have to.	Ethel Merman
31	Victory is a thing of the will.	Ferdinand Foch
31	Silence is the virtue of fools.	Francis Bacon
31	To choose time is to save time.	Francis Bacon
31	TV is chewing gum for the eyes.	Frank Lloyd Wright
31	Fear is the mother of morality.	Friedrich Nietzsche
31	Great intellects are skeptical.	Friedrich Nietzsche
31	The lie is a condition of life.	Friedrich Nietzsche
31	Morality is not respectability.	George Bernard Shaw
31	We are a nation of governesses.	George Bernard Shaw
31	Breed is stronger than pasture.	George Eliot
31	Kissing don't last: cookery do!	George Meredith
31	Fame is a powerful aphrodisiac.	Graham Henry Greene
31	Advertising is legalized lying.	H. G. Wells
31	Where words fail, music speaks.	Hans Christian Andersen
31	Jaw-jaw is better than war-war.	Harold Macmillan
31	We're all controlled neurotics.	Harry Reasoner
31	True obedience is true freedom.	Henry Ward Beecher
31	For truth there is no deadline.	Heywood C. Broun
31	Intuition is reason in a hurry.	Holbrook Jackson
31	Where would we be without salt?	James Beard
31	A feeble body weakens the mind.	Jean Jacques Rousseau
31	God made me and broke the mold.	Jean Jacques Rousseau
31	Don't trust anyone over thirty.	Jerry Rubin
31	How long should you try? Until.	Jim Rohn
31	The biggest dog has been a pup.	Joaquin Miller
31	What you become is what counts.	Liz Smith
31	People fail forward to success.	Mary Kay Ash
31	Sincerity is the way to heaven.	Mencius
31	Man proposes, woman forecloses.	Minna Thomas Antrim
31	When Ah itchez, / Ah scratchez.	Ogden Nash
31	Many are called but few get up.	Oliver Herford
31	I am at last in a free country.	P. B. S. Pinchback
31	I shut my eyes in order to see.	Paul Gauguin
31	One good turn deserves another.	Petronius Arbiter
31	A man is related to all nature.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
31	Knowledge is the only elegance.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
31	Nature tells every secret once.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
31	Necessity does everything well.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
31	All those men have their price.	Robert Walpole
31	A book is the only immortality.	Rufus Choate
31	Love is the beauty of the soul.	Saint Augustine
31	I'll give you a definite maybe.	Samuel Goldwyn
31	Grief is a species of idleness.	Samuel Johnson
31	Round numbers are always false.	Samuel Johnson
31	Technology: No Place for Wimps!	Scott Adams
31	Good luck needs no explanation.	Shirley Temple Black
31	Thought is action in rehearsal.	Sigmund Freud
31	Rapidity is the essence of war.	Sun Tzu [Wu]
31	To bear is to conquer our fate.	Thomas Campbell
31	A healthy hatred of scoundrels.	Thomas Carlyle
31	Wonder is the basis of worship.	Thomas Carlyle
31	Worship is transcendent wonder.	Thomas Carlyle
31	No hero is mortal till he dies.	W. H. Auden
31	Where laws end, tyranny begins.	William Pitt the Elder
31	How camest thou in this pickle?	William Shakespeare
31	O, had I but followed the arts!	William Shakespeare
31	The mutable, rank-scented many.	William Shakespeare
31	Let's face it, writing is hell.	William Styron
31	I didn't say the things I said.	Yogi Berra
31	It was deja vue all over again.	Yogi Berra
32	Whatever you are, be a good one.	Abraham Lincoln
32	All money is a matter of belief.	Adam Smith
32	In quiet places, reason abounds.	Adlai Stevenson
32	Appearances are often deceiving.	Aesop
32	Little by little does the trick.	Aesop
32	At ev'ry word a reputation dies.	Alexander Pope
32	On wrongs swift vengeance waits.	Alexander Pope
32	Everything is sweetened by risk.	Alexander Smith
32	Believing where we cannot prove.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
32	Either sex alone is half itself.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
32	He seems so near and yet so far.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
32	The grand old name of gentleman.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
32	APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom.	Ambrose Bierce
32	NON-COMBATANT, n. A dead Quaker.	Ambrose Bierce
32	I'm a deeply superficial person.	Andy Warhol
32	In a dream you are never eighty.	Anne Sexton
32	Variety is the soul of pleasure.	Aphra Behn
32	A poem should not mean - But be.	Archibald MacLeish
32	The secret to humor is surprise.	Aristotle
32	Don't talk too much or too soon.	Bear Bryant
32	Men and melons are hard to know.	Benjamin Franklin
32	Photography helps people to see.	Berenice Abbott
32	God made all pleasures innocent.	Caroline Sheridan Norton
32	Just to the windward of the law.	Charles Churchill
32	Oliver Twist has asked for more!	Charles Dickens
32	In the end, everything is a gag.	Charlie Chaplin
32	The trouble with law is lawyers.	Clarence Darrow
32	Very dangerous things, theories.	Dorothy L. Sayers
32	Brevity is the soul of lingerie.	Dorothy Parker
32	Scratch a lover, and find a foe.	Dorothy Parker
32	Death is the final wake-up call.	Doug Horton
32	You become what you think about.	Earl Nightingale
32	Let us go in; the fog is rising.	Emily Dickinson
32	Ideas are the roots of creation.	Ernest Dimnet
32	Never mistake motion for action.	Ernest Hemingway
32	The language of truth is simple.	Euripides
32	Never judge a cover by its book.	Fran Lebowitz
32	Time is the measure of business.	Francis Bacon
32	The scavenger of misery is pity.	George Bernard Shaw
32	The resolved mind hath no cares.	George Herbert
32	Hope is a risk that must be run.	Georges Bernanos
32	Our true nationality is mankind.	H. G. Wells
32	Things do not change: we change.	Henry David Thoreau
32	Necessity is the spur of genius.	Honore de Balzac
32	Never give up and never give in.	Hubert H. Humphrey
32	Idealist: a cynic in the making.	Irving Layton
32	Real life seems to have no plot.	Ivy Compton-Burnett
32	Man cannot live by profit alone.	James Baldwin
32	The public seldom forgive twice.	Johann Casper Lavater
32	He who laughs most, learns best.	John Cleese
32	Let's meet and either do or die.	John Fletcher
32	Night is the mother of thoughts.	John Florio
32	Praise the sea; on shore remain.	John Florio
32	The Hand that made us is divine.	Joseph Addison
32	A thick skin is a gift from God.	Konrad Adenauer
32	The sum of all sums is eternity.	Lucretius
32	A picture is a model of reality.	Ludwig Wittgenstein
32	I think it would be a good idea.	Mahatma Gandhi
32	If you don't ask, you don't get.	Mahatma Gandhi
32	Gardening is not a rational act.	Margaret Atwood
32	True friendship is never serene.	Marie de Sevigne
32	We are all alike, on the inside.	Mark Twain
32	Each day provides its own gifts.	Martial
32	The ends must justify the means.	Matthew Prior
32	Bewitched is half of everything.	Nelly Sachs
32	Every crowd has a silver lining.	P. T. Barnum
32	Many a necklace becomes a noose.	Paul Eldridge
32	Read good, big important things.	Peggy Noonan
32	I am made to tremble and I fear!	Pope John XXIII
32	A thought is an idea in transit.	Pythagoras
32	All promise outruns performance.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
32	An empire is an immense egotism.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
32	It is a luxury to be understood.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
32	Knowledge exists to be imparted.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
32	Poverty consist in feeling poor.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
32	There is always safety in valor.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
32	Thoughts are the seed of action.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
32	Tomorrow is a thief of pleasure.	Rex Harrison
32	And gain is gain, however small.	Robert Browning
32	To be social is to be forgiving.	Robert Frost
32	A compliment is verbal sunshine.	Robert Orben
32	I took the right sow by the ear.	Robert Walpole
32	The purpose of all war is peace.	Saint Augustine
32	It is either easy or impossible.	Salvador Dali
32	Capital isn't scarce; vision is.	Sam Walton
32	Illness makes a man a scoundrel.	Samuel Johnson
32	You're never too old to grow up.	Shirley Conran
32	In me the tiger sniffs the rose.	Siegfried Sassoon
32	This is a movie, not a lifeboat.	Spencer Tracy
32	When you're leading, don't talk.	Thomas E. Dewey
32	There's no hate lost between us.	Thomas Middleton
32	All a poet can do today is warn.	Wilfred Owen
32	The ocean is a mighty harmonist.	William Wordsworth
32	Wars are not won by evacuations.	Winston Churchill
32	Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.	Yul Brynner
32	Fashions fade, style is eternal.	Yves Saint Laurent
33	There are no gains without pains.	Adlai Stevenson
33	Die and endow a college or a cat.	Alexander Pope
33	In wit a man; simplicity a child.	Alexander Pope
33	Work hard. There is no short cut.	Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.
33	Behold a man raised up by Christ.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
33	How fares it with the happy dead?	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
33	O hard, when love and duty clash!	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
33	ACTUALLY, adv. Perhaps; possibly.	Ambrose Bierce
33	HABIT, n. A shackle for the free.	Ambrose Bierce
33	Our ideals are our better selves.	Amos Bronson Alcott
33	Never take counsel of your fears.	Andrew Jackson
33	To the victors belong the spoils.	Andrew Jackson
33	I am never afraid of what I know.	Anna Sewell
33	Happiness depends upon ourselves.	Aristotle
33	Memory is the scribe of the soul.	Aristotle
33	It is quite a three-pipe problem.	Arthur Conan Doyle
33	Know or listen to those who know.	Baltasar Gracian
33	The Inevitability of Gradualness.	Beatrice Potter Webb
33	Eat to live, and not live to eat.	Benjamin Franklin
33	Country music belongs to America.	Bill Monroe
33	Guts win more games than ability.	Bob Zuppke
33	Of two evils choose the prettier.	Carolyn Wells
33	I wants to make your flesh creep.	Charles Dickens
33	My life is one demd horrid grind!	Charles Dickens
33	One must be frank to be relevant.	Corazon Aquino
33	Flowers grow out of dark moments.	Corita Kent
33	Nature is the art of God eternal.	Dante
33	When I die I want to go to Vogue.	David Bailey
33	Even paranoids have real enemies.	Delmore Schwartz
33	Business is other people's money.	Delphine de Girardin
33	Instinct is the nose of the mind.	Delphine de Girardin
33	Hardship makes the world obscure.	Don Delillo
33	Learn from everyone, copy no one.	Don Shula
33	Coercion. The unpardonable crime.	Dorothy Miller Richardson
33	Women and elephants never forget.	Dorothy Parker
33	To buy happiness is to sell soul.	Doug Horton
33	No two people read the same book.	Edmund Wilson
33	Tone can be as important as text.	Edward Koch
33	Irony is the hygiene of the mind.	Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco
33	I have to be seen to be believed.	Elizabeth II
33	Boldness is a child of ignorance.	Francis Bacon
33	Lucid intervals and happy pauses.	Francis Bacon
33	Wit is the epitaph of an emotion.	Friedrich Nietzsche
33	Woman was God's 'second' mistake.	Friedrich Nietzsche
33	Ideas too are a life and a world.	G. C. Lichtenberg
33	Doubt is the father of invention.	Galileo
33	Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.	George Eliot
33	Don't throw away your conscience.	George McGovern
33	Let me listen to me and not them.	Gertrude Stein
33	Home is where you hang your head.	Groucho Marx
33	You cannot legislate an attitude.	H. Rap Brown
33	You cannot win if you cannot run.	Hank Stram
33	The landscapist lives in silence.	Henri Rousseau
33	The eye is the jewel of the body.	Henry David Thoreau
33	Tis healthy to be sick sometimes.	Henry David Thoreau
33	What you get free costs too much.	Jean Anouilh
33	Beware the fury of a patient man.	John Dryden
33	Friends are the sunshine of life.	John Hay
33	Good swiping is an art in itself.	Jules Feiffer
33	All the world loves a good loser.	Kin Hubbard
33	Be aware that rigidity imprisons.	Madeleine L'Engle
33	Ability without honor is useless.	Marcus Tullius Cicero
33	Before beginning, plan carefully.	Marcus Tullius Cicero
33	While there's life, there's hope.	Marcus Tullius Cicero
33	Canada was built on dead beavers.	Margaret Atwood
33	His modesty amounts to deformity.	Margot Asquith
33	The truth is not so good a story.	Marion Zimmer Bradley
33	All kings is mostly rapscallions.	Mark Twain
33	Be good and you will be lonesome.	Mark Twain
33	A woman is as young as her knees.	Mary Quant
33	Not deep the poet sees, but wide.	Matthew Arnold
33	Everything pays for growing tame.	Maxine Kumin
33	The more we have the less we own.	Meister Eckhart
33	Acting is not my language at all.	Mikhail Baryshnikov
33	Everybody writes a book too many.	Mordecai Richler
33	Cynicism is intellectual treason.	Norman Cousins
33	Eloquence may set fire to reason.	Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
33	A mask tells us more than a face.	Oscar Wilde
33	Only the shallow know themselves.	Oscar Wilde
33	There is no sin except stupidity.	Oscar Wilde
33	Politics is not an exact science.	Otto von Bismarck
33	Here, in memory, we live and die.	Patricia Hampl
33	He has gone over to the majority.	Petronius Arbiter
33	Rest is the sweet sauce of labor.	Plutarch
33	Real action is in silent moments.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
33	The true poem is the poet's mind.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
33	Whatever limits us, we call Fate.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
33	As you believe, so it is for you.	Richard Bach
33	Eloquence is vehement simplicity.	Richard Cecil
33	Hell is a half-filled auditorium.	Robert Frost
33	Sorrow is a silence in the heart.	Robert Nathan
33	Excuse the mess but we live here.	Roseanne Barr
33	For every why he had a wherefore.	Samuel Butler (a)
33	Ignorance, madam, pure ignorance.	Samuel Johnson
33	Language is the dress of thought.	Samuel Johnson
33	To a poet nothing can be useless.	Samuel Johnson
33	Virtue is too often merely local.	Samuel Johnson
33	We would all be idle if we could.	Samuel Johnson
33	How many things I can do without!	Socrates
33	No manager ever won no ballgames.	Sparky Anderson
33	Powerless rage can work miracles.	Stanislaw J. Lec
33	Fear is the foundation of safety.	Tertullian
33	Close thy Byron; open thy Goethe.	Thomas Carlyle
33	The archenemy is the arch stupid!	Thomas Carlyle
33	Life is a loom, weaving illusion.	Vachel Lindsay
33	Fortune sides with him who dares.	Virgil
33	Eloquence is the poetry of prose.	William C. Bryant
33	Words of love, are works of love.	William R. Alger
33	Never assume the obvious is true.	William Safire
34	Better to be disliked than pitied.	Abba Eban
34	I can't spare this man; he fights.	Abraham Lincoln
34	Call no man happy till he is dead.	Aeschylus
34	History is written by the winners.	Alex Haley
34	Who breaks a butterfly on a wheel?	Alexander Pope
34	By blood a king, in heart a clown.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
34	Like glimpses of forgotten dreams.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
34	Riflemen, Riflemen, Riflemen form!	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
34	The lark becomes a sightless song.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
34	Thou madest man, he knows not why.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
34	You can't make souffle rise twice.	Alice Roosevelt Longworth
34	BEFRIEND, v.t. To make an ingrate.	Ambrose Bierce
34	Adventure is worthwhile in itself.	Amelia Earhart
34	Youth condemns; maturity condones.	Amy Lowell
34	Differences challenge assumptions.	Anne Wilson Schaef
34	You can't test courage cautiously.	Annie Dillard
34	A man is the origin of his action.	Aristotle
34	Hope is the dream of a waking man.	Aristotle
34	Applause is a receipt, not a bill.	Artur Schnabel
34	Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.	Ashleigh Brilliant
34	Libraries are not made; they grow.	Augustine Birrell
34	Deep down, I'm pretty superficial.	Ava Gardner
34	In your heart you know he's right.	Barry Goldwater
34	A small leak can sink a great ship	Benjamin Franklin
34	Half a truth is often a great lie.	Benjamin Franklin
34	Plough deep while sluggards sleep.	Benjamin Franklin
34	I own and operate a ferocious ego.	Bill Moyers
34	Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.	Billy Wilder
34	You have Van Gogh's ear for music.	Billy Wilder
34	As you think, so shall you become.	Bruce Lee
34	I think we're here for each other.	Carol Burnett
34	A concept is stronger than a fact.	Charlotte Perkins Gilman
34	Few minds wear out; more rust out.	Christian Nestell Bovee
34	Reason is the servant of instinct.	Clarence Day
34	Courage is one step ahead of fear.	Coleman Young
34	Children always turn to the light.	David Hare
34	No one but a fool is always right.	David Hare
34	Leave something good in every day.	Dolly Parton
34	Old habits are strong and jealous.	Dorothea Brande
34	A tie is like kissing your sister.	Duffy Daugherty
34	One by one crept silently to Rest.	Edward Fitzgerald
34	Money is the long hair of the 80s.	Elizabeth Ashley
34	I will make you shorter by a head.	Elizabeth I
34	I felt it shelter to speak to you.	Emily Dickinson
34	All bravery stands on comparisons.	Francis Bacon
34	Art must take reality by surprise.	Francoise Sagan
34	Don't follow trends, start trends.	Frank Capra
34	Only sick music makes money today.	Friedrich Nietzsche
34	Events are not a matter of chance.	Gamal Abdel Nasser
34	Amateurs hope, professionals work.	Garson Kanin
34	Amateurs hope. Professionals work.	Garson Kanin
34	I never expect a soldier to think.	George Bernard Shaw
34	Virtue is insufficient temptation.	George Bernard Shaw
34	The only cure for grief is action.	George Henry Lewes
34	Life's been nothing but paperwork.	Gustav Mahler
34	Be careful what you swallow. Chew!	Gwendolyn Brooks
34	What is art?  Nature concentrated.	Honore de Balzac
34	No man can lose what he never had.	Izaak Walton
34	Life is a long lesson in humility.	James Matthew Barrie
34	One cannot have too large a party.	Jane Austen
34	You have delighted us long enough.	Jane Austen
34	I believe only in art and failure.	Jane Rule
34	Action is the antidote to despair.	Joan Baez
34	It has been a splendid little war.	John Hay
34	The Negro was invented in America.	John Oliver Killens
34	I'm not funny. What I am is brave.	Lucille Ball
34	There is no god higher than truth.	Mahatma Gandhi
34	To read too many books is harmful.	Mao Tse-Tung
34	Many a truth sprang from an error.	Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
34	Woman is unrivaled as a wet nurse.	Mark Twain
34	Criticize the act, not the person.	Mary Kay Ash
34	To fly we have to have resistance.	Maya Ying Lin
34	A goal is a dream with a deadline.	Napoleon Hill
34	Life is made up of marble and mud.	Nathaniel Hawthorne
34	The first blow is half the battle.	Oliver Goldsmith
34	Each man kills the thing he loves.	Oscar Wilde
34	He hasn't a single redeeming vice.	Oscar Wilde
34	Take eloquence and wring its neck.	Paul Verlaine
34	Success tempts many to their ruin.	Phaedrus
34	I'm about four skyscrapers behind.	Philip Johnson
34	The ocean is a place of paradoxes.	Rachel Carson
34	America is a country of young men.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
34	Common sense is as rare as genius.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
34	Every artist was first an amateur.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
34	Every hero becomes a bore at last.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
34	Insist on yourself; never imitate.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
34	Knowledge is the antidote to fear.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
34	The dice of God are always loaded.	Ralph Waldo Emerson
34	Joy is not in things, it is in us.	Richard Wagner
34	The stitch of a book is its words.	Rumer Godden
34	Hell was made for the inquisitive.	Saint Augustine
34	The world's verdict is conclusive.	Saint Augustine
34	A Hospital is no place to be sick.	Samuel Goldwyn
34	Life protracted is protracted woe.	Samuel Johnson
34	What's another word for Thesaurus?	Steven Wright
34	All warfare is based on deception.	Sun Tzu [Wu]
34	Taste has no system and no proofs.	Susan Sontag
34	When I teach people, I marry them.	Sylvia Ashton-Warner
34	I have the necessary lack of tact.	Ted Koppel
34	Thought is the parent of the deed.	Thomas Carlyle
34	No man is happy but by comparison.	Thomas Shadwell
34	There is no forgiveness in nature.	Ugo Betti
34	There are no signposts in the sea.	Vita Sackville-West
34	Never give a sucker an even break.	W. C. Fields
34	Our intention creates our reality.	Wayne Dyer
34	One, on God's side, is a majority.	Wendell Phillips
34	Nothing is new except arrangement.	Will Durant
34	No party is as bad as its leaders.	Will Rogers
34	Good temper is an estate for life.	William Hazlitt
34	That which is not just is not law.	William Lloyd Garrison
34	Common sense often makes good law.	William O. Douglas
34	Men of few words are the best men.	William Shakespeare
34	Mighty poets in their misery dead.	William Wordsworth
34	The first cuckoo's melancholy cry.	William Wordsworth
34	If you were my wife, I'd drink it.	Winston Churchill
34	A nickel isn't worth a dime today.	Yogi Berra
35	See how time makes all grief decay.	Adelaide A. Proctor
35	Memory is the mother of all wisdom.	Aeschylus
35	Fine by defect and delicately weak.	Alexander Pope
35	The many-headed monster of the pit.	Alexander Pope
35	Common sense is genius in homespun.	Alfred North Whitehead
35	Tis held that sorrow makes us wise.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
35	A louse in the locks of literature.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
35	In that world-earthquake, Waterloo!	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
35	O you chorus of indolent reviewers.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
35	Tis held that sorrow makes us wise.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
35	Trust me not at all, or all in all.	Alfred, Lord Tennyson
35	DEATH, n. To stop sinning suddenly.	Ambrose Bierce
35	DEFENCELESS, adj. Unable to attack.	Ambrose Bierce
35	HISTORIAN, n. A broad-gauge gossip.	Ambrose Bierce
35	HURRY, n. The dispatch of bunglers.	Ambrose Bierce
35	ROBBER, n. A candid man of affairs.	Ambrose Bierce
35	TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.	Ambrose Bierce
35	VIRTUES, n.pl. Certain abstentions.	Ambrose Bierce
35	Become a fixer, not just a fixture.	Anthony J. D'Angelo
35	All men by nature desire knowledge.	Aristotle
35	One swallow does not make a spring.	Aristotle
35	Every solution breeds new problems.	Arthur Bloch
35	Our visions begin with our desires.	Audre Lorde
35	Let thy discontents be thy secrets.	Benjamin Franklin
35	The doors of wisdom are never shut.	Benjamin Franklin
35	Well done is better than well said.	Benjamin Franklin
35	We in middle age require adventure.	Carolyn Heilbrun
35	Genius is independent of situation.	Charles Churchill
35	A highly geological home-made cake.	Charles Dickens
35	A literary man - with a wooden leg.	Charles Dickens
35	She's been thinking of the old 'un!	Charles Dickens
35	Politics makes strange bed-fellows.	Charles Dudley Warner
35	Mind unemployed is mind un-enjoyed.	Christian Nestell Bovee
35	Science does not permit exceptions.	Claude Bernard
35	As hard as the nails on a crucifix.	Clive Barnes
35	The future comes one day at a time.	Dean Acheson
35	We live on the leash of our senses.	Diane Ackerman
35	Life, the permission to know death.	Djuna Barnes
35	House Beautiful' is the play lousy.	Dorothy Parker
35	Minds ripen at very different ages.	Elizabeth Montagu
35	Trust everybody, but cut the cards.	Finley Peter Dunne
35	All colours will agree in the dark.	Francis Bacon
35	Tell the truth and shame the devil.	Francois Rabelais
35	Success is often just an idea away.	Frank Tyger
35	Adventure is the champagne of life.	G. K. Chesterton
35